I just don't get it

So I've been to this club a couple of times, as I live relatively nearby and I rad the review on here... but maybe there is something wrong with me but I just don't see the attraction.

When I arrived the valet guy tried to convince me that the general parking lot wasn't the safest and that I'd be much better off letting him valet it...but of course he did... unfortunately for him, a parking lot by a relatively busy road in broad daylight is probably going to be ok.

As for the club...I think the place itself has a really dated feel.... maybe that's intentional, but I'm not so sure.... and as for the dancers, I'm just not impressed. As a British chap maybe I have different tastes, but fake boobs do nothing for me. No I totally get some guys love that but I would much rather have natural...and big and natural if I'm really lucky. I didn't see one girl with real boobs in the time that I was there (only 30 min as I got bored really quickly)