I usually say "just scoping out the place to see who I want to get dances from." Usually most go on to the next table after that. A few will ask "well how about me?" I'll reply "not right now." If she's hot enough I'll reply with, "don't know haven't seen you undressed yet." A few took the hint and flashed me her tits and "asked well how do you look these," or did something similar. Usually this is a good hint on how her dances will be.
I once decided to see what a dancer would do if I told her exactly why I was sitting "here all alone away from the stage." I replied, "I am from out of town and this is the best location to scope out all three stages, watch who is heading to the private dance area as well as who is leaving the dressing room. I am looking to find two or so dancers who look the best undressed and who consistently stays in the back for at least three songs. Then ask the first one available for dances, and if she's as good as she seems we'll be back there for at least six songs. If she is really good then it won't be that long, if you know what I mean, in which case she'll get a really big tip. Otherwise I'll ask the next one available,"
This completely floored her and she just sat there for a few seconds stunned, until she finally replied, "well I guess you know what you are doing," and got up and left.
I usually keepnit sime and say i just got there. Sometimes they hang around and talk a while. If they seem cool i will get ine and see how good they are. Sometimes it's one and done, sometimes you score.
I like that, i haven't seen you naked yet response
I am not sitting here alone. Those are not the boobs I'm looking for. You can go about your business, move along. I find it amusing when they look all confused and repeat what I say. Many are too young to know wtf I'm talking about.
The problem with telling her that your waiting on someone else (and you really aren't) is that sometimes they'll ask who. And if you say that she's in the DR the unwanted dancer may offer to go get her. Awkward.
If I think I won't get a dance fro here I tell her I'm waiting for my wife to come out of the restroom. They usually get the message that it's telling them I am not interested in their company
I'm taking this question straight here. If I'm approached by a dancer at a strip club, I always want to introduce myself to her, name, why I am in town, why I am at the strip club.
If she looks like she wants to sit down, I'll invite her.
I'm just not sure how many strip club managements will let me get away with that, cutting them out of the cash.
But I am absolutely certain that once I've done one or two of the women, I won't be sitting alone anymore. They'll be jumping in front of each other to get a turn!
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Less funny than the fart comment but also less likely to scare a stripper away for good!
Brilliant solution = use the bang69 comment for hot strippers when you just want to scope out the place and the shadowcat fart comment for ugly ones!
Juice --> Brilliant. Good answer
If she's not, "I'm waiting on another dancer. She's in the dressing room."
"I'm here to grease the manager and high five the bouncer." (Or is that the other way around?).
I once decided to see what a dancer would do if I told her exactly why I was sitting "here all alone away from the stage." I replied, "I am from out of town and this is the best location to scope out all three stages, watch who is heading to the private dance area as well as who is leaving the dressing room. I am looking to find two or so dancers who look the best undressed and who consistently stays in the back for at least three songs. Then ask the first one available for dances, and if she's as good as she seems we'll be back there for at least six songs. If she is really good then it won't be that long, if you know what I mean, in which case she'll get a really big tip. Otherwise I'll ask the next one available,"
This completely floored her and she just sat there for a few seconds stunned, until she finally replied, "well I guess you know what you are doing," and got up and left.
If I don't like her, "Hop much for a BBBJ?"
I like that, i haven't seen you naked yet response
Shylnn if the no the gig your getting laid dawg !
Chankin Fangers 4 Lyfe
If she looks like she wants to sit down, I'll invite her.
SJG
"Well I'm just waiting to see who I'm going to take to the VIP room." And then try to get her onto my lap for a GFE audition.
Or maybe, "I'm just waiting to see who's going to be my motor home date for today."
SJG
:)
Eeeeeeeeeeettttttttttt ! RONG !
SJG
Muddy Waters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40-oo1S2…
I'm just not sure how many strip club managements will let me get away with that, cutting them out of the cash.
But I am absolutely certain that once I've done one or two of the women, I won't be sitting alone anymore. They'll be jumping in front of each other to get a turn!
SJG
GMD - "Nobody wants to sit with the guy who just wants a blowjob."
LOL. Automatically separates dancers with game from the lame.
Papi, like a sopping wet biker?
Brilliant!
Double brilliant!
If Papi_Chulo really wants to get rid of the girl he can make crazy eyes like some of those photos of Rasputin! ;)