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Computers With Benefits

Nov 24, 2015, 5:09 AM

I bought a 27" screen iMac computer a couple weeks ago. I did not really need a new computer but I liked the big screen and great resolution.

When I had OTC at my house last week, the stripper admired the computer and asked if she could use it sometime. She has only an iPhone to connect to the internet. So yesterday she stopped by on her way to work and used the computer for an hour. Then she said she wanted to thank me and gave me a blow job.

I'm going to offer the use of my computer to every stripper I meet from now on.

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JohnSmith6910 years ago

You could make your house into an Internet cafe for single moms to have coffee and use the computer. I'd work there. As long as my job was working at the checkout and taking the ladies' payments.

shailynn10 years ago

That's awesome - tell her you have a printer she can use too! LOL

crazyjoe10 years ago

That is awesome! You didnt beed the computer but it sounds like it is going to pay for itself in blowjobs.

Estafador10 years ago

whatever makes you happy champ

Papi_Chulo10 years ago

I don't blame her for giving you a blowjob; you know what they say about guys w/ big computer screens

Papi_Chulo10 years ago

But in all seriousness (although this is TUSCL); that is a hell of a screen and most likely a fantastic way to watch internet porn – great investment as far as I'm concerned.

sharkhunter10 years ago

Sounds great. Just be on the lookout for online purchases from your pc, I doubt you have your credit card number stored on it though or any tax info.

Clubber10 years ago

shark,

Would be stupid to keep that info in the computer. Much better to tape in to the big ol' monitor!

PhantomGeek10 years ago

Um, Jack, I hope she wasn't able to access anything important, like back accounts, credit cards, or even a PayPal account. Or accessed anything that might give a virus access.

sharkhunter10 years ago

She could install a key logger and get all his financial info. That is if he uses the pc for anything other than this site and porn. However if she has no criminal intent, he'll just be thinking about his next bj.

sharkhunter10 years ago

She would also be smarter than the average stripper able to steal info off a pc. It doesn't take a lot of skill though. I've known hackers that could look at information on the pc and they were on the other side of town. Good thing she won't be worried if info gets stolen by someone else. I doubt he has anything valuable stored on his pc.

motorhead10 years ago

"I bought a 27" screen iMac computer"

Jack, I never figured you for one that had to compensate for anything.

Clubber10 years ago

jack,

Having been basically out of the computer field for some time and always in the PC segment, is the above mentioned iMac a computer or just a monitor?

jackslash10 years ago

Clubber, it is a computer. It comes in 21.5" and 27" screens.

apple.com

ilbbaicnl10 years ago

If she got a gander at any of your passwords, that could turn out to be the most expensive blowjob of your life.

Papi_Chulo10 years ago

Can't one have a user log-in as someone else; i.e. guest; and thus not have access to one's personal info?

Clubber10 years ago

jack,

I saw the pictures, and going back to the birth of the PC, I find it amazing, the progress in that field, simply amazing!