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Computers With Benefits

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
I bought a 27" screen iMac computer a couple weeks ago. I did not really need a new computer but I liked the big screen and great resolution.

When I had OTC at my house last week, the stripper admired the computer and asked if she could use it sometime. She has only an iPhone to connect to the internet. So yesterday she stopped by on her way to work and used the computer for an hour. Then she said she wanted to thank me and gave me a blow job.


I'm going to offer the use of my computer to every stripper I meet from now on.

17 comments

  • JohnSmith69
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    9 years ago
    You could make your house into an Internet cafe for single moms to have coffee and use the computer. I'd work there. As long as my job was working at the checkout and taking the ladies' payments.
  • shailynn
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    9 years ago
    That's awesome - tell her you have a printer she can use too! LOL
  • crazyjoe
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    9 years ago
    That is awesome! You didnt beed the computer but it sounds like it is going to pay for itself in blowjobs.
  • Estafador
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    9 years ago
    whatever makes you happy champ
  • Papi_Chulo
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    9 years ago
    I don't blame her for giving you a blowjob; you know what they say about guys w/ big computer screens
  • Papi_Chulo
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    9 years ago
    But in all seriousness (although this is TUSCL); that is a hell of a screen and most likely a fantastic way to watch internet porn – great investment as far as I'm concerned.
  • sharkhunter
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    9 years ago
    Sounds great. Just be on the lookout for online purchases from your pc, I doubt you have your credit card number stored on it though or any tax info.
  • Clubber
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    9 years ago
    shark,

    Would be stupid to keep that info in the computer. Much better to tape in to the big ol' monitor!
  • PhantomGeek
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    9 years ago
    Um, Jack, I hope she wasn't able to access anything important, like back accounts, credit cards, or even a PayPal account. Or accessed anything that might give a virus access.
  • sharkhunter
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    9 years ago
    She could install a key logger and get all his financial info. That is if he uses the pc for anything other than this site and porn. However if she has no criminal intent, he'll just be thinking about his next bj.
  • sharkhunter
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    9 years ago
    She would also be smarter than the average stripper able to steal info off a pc. It doesn't take a lot of skill though. I've known hackers that could look at information on the pc and they were on the other side of town. Good thing she won't be worried if info gets stolen by someone else. I doubt he has anything valuable stored on his pc.
  • motorhead
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    9 years ago
    "I bought a 27" screen iMac computer"

    Jack, I never figured you for one that had to compensate for anything.
  • Clubber
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    9 years ago
    jack,

    Having been basically out of the computer field for some time and always in the PC segment, is the above mentioned iMac a computer or just a monitor?
  • jackslash
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    9 years ago
    Clubber, it is a computer. It comes in 21.5" and 27" screens.

    http://www.apple.com/imac/
  • ilbbaicnl
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    9 years ago
    If she got a gander at any of your passwords, that could turn out to be the most expensive blowjob of your life.
  • Papi_Chulo
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    9 years ago
    Can't one have a user log-in as someone else; i.e. guest; and thus not have access to one's personal info?
  • Clubber
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    9 years ago
    jack,

    I saw the pictures, and going back to the birth of the PC, I find it amazing, the progress in that field, simply amazing!
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