Coliseum
Closed
11300 E 8 Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48205

Fun club though chaotic

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happyhat12
Nov 25, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

I stopped by Coliseum on Saturday night around 10. Valet was $8, there was a $2 coat check and cover was $10. Inside the Coliseum, there seemed to be tons of hot girls everywhere. Unfortunately, as my night vision improved I noticed that most of the really hot girls were waitresses lol. Still, most dancers at this club were in a very consistent range between 6-7. There were a few stunners as well (8+s). My only complaint is the club is kind of built like a race track, and there always seems to be a ton of activity so it's very hard to sit somewhere and have a girl come up to you unless you buy a spot at a table.

However if you find a girl to your liking, you both walk to an area in the back where a bouncer ushers you to a private smaller "closet" area. I describe it as a closet because there is a loveseat in there, and the entrance is masked by beads so its fairly private.

I got 2 dances while I was there. 1 was a terrific experience. 1 was piss poor. Both were with hot blonds, since that's my type. The only thing I'll say about the bad dance was the girl was super drunk. I probably should have moved onto the next dancer but when I had tipped her on stage she was very generous with her hug so I thought that would have translated in the lap dance. Unfortunately she just kinda laid on me lol. With the dancer that I had a terrific experience with, basically she was game for pretty much everything. My hands roamed while she grinded hard on me. After talking for a bit, she offered to do more and I accepted happily. I probably spent more than I needed but I left very satisfied.

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