What's better than grabbing her by the pussy?

Ducking your avatar's titties?

Finding out she's pregnant by you.

I got bog wrecking balls

Grab her by the nuts

My dumb ass had to look that one up.

en.wikipedia.org

Holy shit I cannot even believe that is in Wikipedia

I prefer by the waist myself. The hair can get fucked up by my big meaty claws snrk and I like pretty hair on a woman.

I'm a young man but I had to look up the shocker too. Wth

What's better? Cumming in her mouth.

Shocker is overrated. I'm all about that bowling ball grip.

Bowling ball grip... what do you do with the third finger?!

Ishmael: You leave Rebecca out of this. :)

This Shocker gesture, that's the kinda thing guys do when that is all they expect to do is make gestures.

SJG