It is non-brilliant to fuck on the beach near Mar-a-Largo

So, the real issue is why they weren't allowed to have sex at their treatment facility! WTF??

But you can still grab pussy!

grand: Only in the White House.

My understanding of the rules were, sex is allowed a few miles north on the beach in front of the Kennedy Compound. Trumps place only allows pussy grabbing !

Damn, that rules out my Ivanka fantasy.

Hell, I walked that beach back in December, Trump didn't have the Coast Guard out there, they waited too long.