Not everyone should make it rain

So I was in my favorite dive bar checking out the one light skinned big booty hoe who ran right to this scraggly looking mofo. Now initially I thought to myself "I'm just hating because she not on my lap." Turns out I have better intuition than I thought. Apparently the guy was doing less rain and a little drizzle. He threw 10 singles on the dancing strippers and you'd think he'd throw more. Turns out after he and the big booty light skinned finished talking he was plum out of cash. I think she was so irritated that she quickly descended from his lap and never saw her leave the dressing room. He on the other hand was just looking wistfully at the dancers the whole night and not one girl came up to him since.

Perhaps making it rain should be best left to rappers. And it doesn't help when you let the woman tell you to keep throwing dollars