Do any of the female hairless apes on this board want to join me for a threesome

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OT: Damn house cat saw me ricking around....

And the took the lesson that the secret to my spectacular Kung fu personality was my turtleness, not my rickness https://www.srviral.com/p/tortuga-25999.html Hint for those wishing to be as cool as I am: I was born a turtle, many years hence I…

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Cyberwarfare is for dishonorable lardasses. Aah...yup

The council of ricks is still devising a cyberwarfare policy as we speak. As a group of suit-wearing badasses we actually do not have much experience with the dishonorable lardass idiots that make of 99% of hackers. Aah...yup I'm looking at…

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Question for the real SJG

Not that idiot troll pretending to be your gay side. Aah...yup You've talked about organizing a group of Christian eating lions. Isn''t that right? Aah...yup The lion doesn't have the time for that, but ricktheseacucumber asked me to ask you if wanted…

Toronto question

Guys, what is the best area of Toronto to book a hotel in for being close to strip clubs? Any areas to avoid? Thanks.

Saturday disappointment in Manhattan

New York is perhaps not the best place to hit a strip club. But I've had fun nights here, and thought Saturday night would be a decent opportunity to do so again. I was sadly disappointed. I hit four different…

Good Mileage clubs with pretty ladies and lower cost

Not looking for extras. Just normal two-way contact and price below $25 per song (3min) would be great. Currently I had experience with: Boardroom Cabaret outside of Boston (get busy late night), Gallagher's and Show Palace in LIC ($100 for…

Is one review limit in 30 days new? Or don't recall

Even if we don't get credit, it would be nice to review as I was about to, but it has only been 2 or 3 weeks since the last. Or should I wait till 30 days from prior…