Update

So, you might want to be cognizant of this update. You know how that guy Rob was responsible for the alleged return of the alleged hotties? Well, I'm present here on Saturday 4/29/17 with a scenario that might interest you.

A real big time dbag showed up and was baiting Rob from the bar. "Hey Rob! Hey motherfucker!" Stuff like that. I thought nothing of it. And then Rob turns around, like, "What do you want, man?" And the guy is like, "That's it, we're out."

Again, I think nothing of it...until every chick that's not 24-34-44 follows the guy out the door. So now, it's me, Rob, and Ohio. Pear shaped skanks up on my balls.