How should I spend $500 while my wife is away for a week?
Whitestripes
Massachusetts
Friday, April 28, 2017 12:10 PM
My wife is going away for a week. I have $500 cash and want to come up with a good plan to spend it while she's gone. So many options come to mind and I need help deciding.
A. Spend half on one night at my local high-end strip club and half on another night at a sketchy but very high mileage club.
B. Buy a sex toy variety pack, watch porn, and lay low at the house.
C. Save the money to buy a great gift for my wife for when she returns.
D. Other (please specify)
Thanks for the help.
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