We've often discussed *unusual* stripper names or names in particular categories, such as luxury car models, gems, cities, etc. My question today is: What are the stripper names that you run into the *most* often? Mine include:
Jenna Lexus or Lexie Diamond Jade Jasmine Gia Heather Cherry
OTOH, I have literally never met a stripper named Mercedes, Tiffany, or Trixie in my 23 years of clubbing.
Must be where you live. I have met many Tiffany's and Mercedes. Most common where I am are: Ivy Madison Hannah Essense Diamond Jade Raven Heather Summer Shauna Jane Cinnamon Briana Jenn Jessie Skylar Nevaeh
I always laugh at the ones named Nevaeh who feel compelled to explain to you that it is "Heaven" spelled backwards. I just smile and say "oh my that's so clever" when inside what I'm thinking is "No kidding bitch - you're only the fifth Nevaeh that I have met this week and each one explained it to me already!"
Diamond is so popular that one club I used to go to had a white diamond & a black diamond.
It is interesting when the club fucks up and has 2 dancers with the same name working at the same time. Saw it once at Follies and the poor DJ had to announce the blond XXXXX next up on stage.
Lol Flagooner, you're so obsessed with me. It's like a third grader trying to tease a girl because he has a crush on her on she doesn't have one back. I would say it's cute 'cause you remind me of a child but there's nothing cute about you. I guess you're like that ugly little kid who would chase girls around recess and grew up to be a loser who is, surprise surprise, still chasing girls who don't like him.
"You caught me. I have an unnatural craving for delusional used up $10 whores."
...No, Flagooner, you CLEARLY have a craving for bitches you CAN'T AFFORD.
Used up? $10? Find a guy here who has met me IRL and check my résumé next time before you let your cocksucker speak tremendous lies about me; also, I responded on topic with the thread at hand --- you mentioned me, randomly, without my provocation. I guess I'm just that sexy huh?
Gammanut! Why would you put your BrotherUncleCousin on blast like that? Idk how far the inbreeding goes between you two but why would you expose him like that and talk about his burning dick? You know he doesn't know if he got burned by his sister or a stripper or his mommy. Let's wait till he takes that burning dick to the clinic. It's probably an antibiotic he needs, rather than water. Although water will keep him hydrated since he's sooo thirsty.
"you CLEARLY have a craving for bitches you CAN'T AFFORD"
So, which is it? First you claim you don't do extras. Now, you change your tune and imply that you just charge a lot to give it up. Next you'll admit to giving up the backdoor for a fix?
“I can charge for conversation; I don't need to do extras and don't want to. I am a pro at this game and never once had to do extras so you're certainly barking up the WRONG tree. I'm a maneater while I'm working and don't you forget it. I can empty a wallet like it's elementary level homework.”
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last commentIvy
Madison
Hannah
Essense
Diamond
Jade
Raven
Heather
Summer
Shauna
Jane
Cinnamon
Briana
Jenn
Jessie
Skylar
Nevaeh
Amber
Angel
Lexie
Roxy
Jade/Jada
Destiny
Scarlett
Diamond
Paris (and various other cities)
Coco
Raven
Chyna (usually spelled like that)
Non-extras: any precious stone or flower
Extras: Nina
It is interesting when the club fucks up and has 2 dancers with the same name working at the same time. Saw it once at Follies and the poor DJ had to announce the blond XXXXX next up on stage.
Lol
Ginger is a popular name among red-headed strippers.
...No, Flagooner, you CLEARLY have a craving for bitches you CAN'T AFFORD.
Used up? $10? Find a guy here who has met me IRL and check my résumé next time before you let your cocksucker speak tremendous lies about me; also, I responded on topic with the thread at hand --- you mentioned me, randomly, without my provocation. I guess I'm just that sexy huh?
Loser. Lol
Gammanut! Why would you put your BrotherUncleCousin on blast like that? Idk how far the inbreeding goes between you two but why would you expose him like that and talk about his burning dick? You know he doesn't know if he got burned by his sister or a stripper or his mommy. Let's wait till he takes that burning dick to the clinic. It's probably an antibiotic he needs, rather than water. Although water will keep him hydrated since he's sooo thirsty.
Keep winning, guys!
So, which is it?
First you claim you don't do extras.
Now, you change your tune and imply that you just charge a lot to give it up.
Next you'll admit to giving up the backdoor for a fix?
I can charge for conversation; I don't need to do extras and don't want to.
I am a pro at this game and never once had to do extras so you're certainly barking up the WRONG tree.
I'm a maneater while I'm working and don't you forget it. I can empty a wallet like it's elementary level homework.
I am a pro at this game and never once had to do extras so you're certainly barking up the WRONG tree.
I'm a maneater while I'm working and don't you forget it. I can empty a wallet like it's elementary level homework.”
i call that bold talk for a one-eyed fat man. lol
I think I've only heard the dancer name "Diamond" once.
good point randy ranukam aka missionary aka clackport aka larryfishsticks
I guess it's just my generous soul. They are clearly starving, so I'm feeding them.