Getting back into strip clubs after 20 years away
It has been about 20 years (my early 20s) since I was a big-time strip club hound. But a recent business trip to Dallas has me getting back into it. I've noticed that the kind of lapdances you only got in Tampa are available everywhere now. So is takeout. I've also noticed that many clubs have fewer girls - particularly on day shift - than they used to. And the girls seem to be a bit older than they used to be.
But the reason I've started patronizing strip clubs again is singular and simple: sucking young, natural boobies. Girls are shocked that I'm not interested in OTC or getting an overpriced BJ. All I want to do is suck 5-6 pairs of natural 18-22 year old titties and keep my budget well under $200.
Along those lines, does anybody have tips for cities / clubs where there is an overabundance of young, natural girls and are lenient enough to allow for some suckling in the lapdance room?
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I did the same thing.
Spent almost 20 years away from the clubs while I was married. Then started going back when I knew my marriage was over and was going through a divorce.
Only advice I can give you is to make sure you don't over do it. It can be as addicting as a lot of drugs if you are not careful and learn to pace yourself. I found myself going 3 or 4 times a week, each week. It can be as draining on your soul as it is to your bank account.
Proceed with caution... and don't fall for the stripper shit.
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Don't forget the 2 most important rules of strip-clubbing:
don't fall in-love with a stripper
don't forget rule #1
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Follies in Atlanta is a must
Dallas is pretty-good (Baby Dolls Dallas, Bucks Ft Worth)
Detroit (Penthouse, Flight Club, etc)
Miami (Tootsies, Diamond Dolls)
Phoenix (HiLiter, Borubon Street)
Houston (St James)
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Tampa (Mons Venus)
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My advice is to find the girls that will pray with you.
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@papi: as much as I admire you list, the OP'er doesn't seem to be looking for 'follies mileage.' Mons probably is a good fit for the OP'er, the others are probably more than he's looking for.
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Go to McD's
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And shit your brainz out
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You sure you wanna do this?
Stamp collecting is a much cheaper hobby, and the stamps don't lie or ROB or drive you insane.
Just a suggestion ;)
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Pussy tastes better, lopaw :)
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I too recently got back into strip clubs after 20 days away - man had things changed
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No argument from me, vince! ;)
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It was over 20 years for me as well. It sure has changed in 20+ years. No VIP rooms back then
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Sucking tits is a pretty easy fetish to satisfy at reasonable prices. You can get that at many clubs. Welcome back. I love titty sucking too although I usually keep going to get one of the overpriced blow jobs.
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I too don't want overpriced blowjobs. That's why I go to clubs where the blowjobs are reasonably priced. :)
Welcome back to the jungle, dude.
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My return was over 20 years............more girl next door types, more high tech security, a different and more diverse type of clients ( more couples for certain) More hype and an obvious social media influence.
So I have to ask being a return newbie.....what is an over priced Blow job, or an overpriced anything for that matter.
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Titty sucking for less than $200 isn't that out of the realm of reality. I've found that the female hairless apes like my penis so much that they will do with me turtlestyle for free.
Aah...yup
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