The Jimmy Johns guy is cruising for the wildebeest treatment

Asshole hunts animals. You hairless apes think you're so brave for taking on animals with your guns. See how you like it when you look over your shoulders and see a lion wearing a suit. And carrying an AK.

Mr. Jimmy John will piss his pants when he hears that special word. That word that rhymes with schmildebeest.

ROAR!