I'll be in Portland for a weekend in May. Whoah, so many choices! I've browsed through the list and picked out a couple to hit up but I'm really just pulling whatever strikes my eye from the top 3rd of the different rankings. Anywhere I really cant miss?
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PDX bound!
Apr 24, 2017, 11:12 PM
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I hope you like white girls with butt plugs and tats. My fav place is Rogue downtown. Not sure if that's the right spelling. Also like the vegan place, Diablo.
Watch out for needle tracks when talking extras
Portland sucks, dude.
PDX mileage is not proportional to the # of clubs
Fishsticks?
Depends on what you're looking for, but I think Club Rouge is the best overall club.
I found Portland clubs to be all about the hype, and not much delivery for outsiders. I'm sure it's better if you're an established regular. Mostly a wanna be hipster crowd, young, and quite the granola and goth style dancer. Very cool with their thoughts and many believe in a utopia looking for unicorns to fly in and sweep them off their feet.
Maybe you can do a rap song with lil Fishsticks/clackport