True story. Lions saving Christians

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sharkhunter
Lions came to attack ISIS and spared some Christians.
I'm just posting to irritate Rickthelion and maybe SGJ.
http://sundayadelajablog.com/astonishing…

No joke.

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sinclair
8 years ago
Three ISIS fighters killed by feral pigs.

http://www.sandiegouniontribune.com/mili…
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ime
8 years ago
Deus Vult!
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rickthelion
8 years ago
In general, we lions are atheists. Would a just god allow you damn dirty apes to rape the planet like you have?

Logically, god is either an asshole or he doesn't exist.

So I labor on in a cold impersonal universe trying to kill and eat as many of you hairless apes as possible. But muslims are generally bigger assholes than christians so they get the wildebeest treatment first.

ROAR!
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rickthelion
8 years ago
But don't get cocky if you're a christian. Especially one of those sanctimonious anti-abortion assholes.

Why would you possibly want more hairless apes to be born? There are too many of you damn dirty apes as is.

And I'm going to start thinning your herds!

ROAR!
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vincemichaels
8 years ago
Hey, Lions know the good guys and the bad guys. Good job, kings of beasts !!
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ATACdawg
8 years ago
Don't forget that the lion Aslan from The Chronicles of Narnia is a representation of Christ.

Just sayin', Rick.. ;-D
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san_jose_guy
8 years ago
My Christian Eating Lions make no distinctions when it comes to idiotic hairless apes. They are all cat food.

SJG
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