Defending her honor?
rickdugan
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I was sitting with my CF last night when some dipshit a few seats away decides to reach over and snap the shoulder strap of her outfit. One second she's happy and we're setting up our OTC trip and the next she's hurt and angry. She also started getting paranoid that he would do it again. I told her that I'd deal with it when she went back on stage, which she did a few minutes later
So when she goes to stage, I turn to him and yell, "Dude, why are you fucking with my entertainment?!" He plays dumb for a second, so I have to add, "What do you mean what? You snapped her fucking bra while I was sitting with her! You're fucking with my entertainment!" I wanted to kick this goofy fuck's teeth in just for looking so stupid. He apologized, said "I fucked up" and asked if we were good. After that, he whined at her about me when I went to piss, but he didn't touch her again. He also walked away from the stage when I approached during her next set, which I did because he was spending a lot of time there, I'm guessing whining some more.
Fucking seriously now. Alcohol may have played a role, but there's a code of behavior in clubs. When you feel free to walk up to a girl who's sitting with someone else and fuck with her, you're disrespecting him as much (or more) as her. Stupid fuck was lucky that I didn't break the hand that he used.
Anyway, it had a happy ending. She told me later that he was stalking her and she appreciated me "sticking up for her." She also showed it with a fucking great OTC performance. I'm glad I didn't bother to tell her that I called the dumb fuck out not so much because he messed with her, but because he was stupid enough to do it while she was entertaining me. ;)
So when she goes to stage, I turn to him and yell, "Dude, why are you fucking with my entertainment?!" He plays dumb for a second, so I have to add, "What do you mean what? You snapped her fucking bra while I was sitting with her! You're fucking with my entertainment!" I wanted to kick this goofy fuck's teeth in just for looking so stupid. He apologized, said "I fucked up" and asked if we were good. After that, he whined at her about me when I went to piss, but he didn't touch her again. He also walked away from the stage when I approached during her next set, which I did because he was spending a lot of time there, I'm guessing whining some more.
Fucking seriously now. Alcohol may have played a role, but there's a code of behavior in clubs. When you feel free to walk up to a girl who's sitting with someone else and fuck with her, you're disrespecting him as much (or more) as her. Stupid fuck was lucky that I didn't break the hand that he used.
Anyway, it had a happy ending. She told me later that he was stalking her and she appreciated me "sticking up for her." She also showed it with a fucking great OTC performance. I'm glad I didn't bother to tell her that I called the dumb fuck out not so much because he messed with her, but because he was stupid enough to do it while she was entertaining me. ;)
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Here's to your honor!
If you can't cum in her,
Then cum on her!
there's been like 2 times when a fight almost happened. and i say almost because it got broken up before anything ever happened.
i've also seen a customer try to take a picture of a dancer on stage with his cell phone but the club staff caught him and made him delete it LOL. but they didn't kick him out or anything
besides that, i don't think i've seen anything too crazy
I mean really, if somebody did what the non-rickdugan d-bag did to a girl with me I'd consider it a case where my interests align with the dancer's.
Truth is that I probably wouldn't notice something like that unless the girl was with me, but if I did and I was sure the guy was harassing the girl I would point it out to the bouncer or bartender. Out of basic empathy. Chances of that are essentially zero because I'd be focused elsewhere and uncertain about what happened.
Regardless, this is another "not brilliant" for rickdugan. :(
And then the girl will say, "No."
But you can see how this is risking problems.
Alcohol + Women + Guys Who May Have Little To Lose + You Having Nothing Really To Gain.
The main rule in strip clubs is that the girls must be free to move about and engage freely, and guys just have to accept this. If the girls become like property, then the situation will disintegrate quickly.
SJG
Ginger Baker's Air Force (Jazz and Rock, 1970) Full Show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe9DA8pO…
I would never ask a dancer if she was talking about me, because I don't give a shit. Only someone with brains made out of shit would ask a dancer if she was talking about him.
SJG
The same place where if you give a girl enough money to get on her knees and suck your cock or let you fuck her every which way you can in a small cubicle with curtains that have the DNA from a thousand other PLs... there is actually still some honor?
Huh. Who'd have thunk it?
It was clearly a story built to give rickdugan the opportunity to stress that he would never actually do anything nice for a dancer. Only things that benefit himself.
This is extremely similar to rickdugan's non-brilliant "I know this girl that used to be a heroin addict and I hope she backslides so I can get cheaper sex" post. A story designed to show that rickdugan is like honey badger. rickdugan just "don't care!" :(
But I've come to the overall conclusion that at least 90% of what rickdugan is fiction. All of his stories have this shit going on. He never tells the story of a fun visit that goes off without a hitch. He is either the unluckiest SOB on the planet, a moron that attracts chaos to his life, or a he is embellishing.