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Boobies!

What do you guys call dem boobies? Knockers Hooters Sweater puppies Mellons Help me out... what say you?

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Good afternoon visit

I was coming to town for the weekend and with their free lunch buffet, this looked like a great place to visit when I got to town. Ended up not getting here until about…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

Halloween night !!

So this review is all about my Halloween night party. As already said Inner room has changed. Here are some positives and negatives of this which, I felt recently after new management has been…

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Bringing water/soft drinks into a BYOB club?

So ran into a dancer that I like at a BYOB club. I have previously never gone to BYOB clubs regularly. Can I bring in a bottle of water or a coke?

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

Friendly girls, nice atmosphere

I pulled in here with the goal of just killing a few hours and was pleasantly surprised. I got in at 4pm and there were maybe 5 girls and 15 guys. I was only there…

Gold Club

San Francisco, California

Busy Friday lunch

Went into GC on a Friday and was immediately happy as soon as I opened the door cuz one of the dancers was getting her bills changed to $$ and the site of those cheeks…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

No change which im ok with it

Been a while though cant say ive really noticed any difference then my laat time months ago. Place looks old, 30 to get in, byob. The ladies, which is what everyone cares about,…

The Cheetah

Atlanta, Georgia

New Talent

We were at MB for the Atlanta United match and headed over to Cheetah after they won the championship (!!). Paid $3 to park and $12 per for the cover. Walked down hallway…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

The reviews are real!

Where to start... I was bored in my hotel and couldn’t sleep. So I said let me get out go have a few drinks see what the clubs in the city have to offer. I’ve…

Sunset Strip

New Windsor, New York

waste of time

Got there about an hr in a half after they opened the place was a ghost town finally 1 girl come says she will be right back should of left but I was thinking I…

Emperors

Jacksonville, Florida

Best looking women in the daytime.

I can only make myself with some free during weekday and weekend afternoons and I always end up here. They seem to have the best looking women in that part of the city. In…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

It's nice to see an old friend

Stopped in hoping mya would be in and she was. Paid the $12 to get in sat down to let my eyes adjust to the darkness and felt some soft hand on my shoulders and…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Waiting for it to blow up again.

OK all other reviews have been accurate. Shady but quiet neighborhood. 5-10 buck entrance fee with a pat down by a self important security guard. Paid the drink minimum fee and looked over the very pretty but low…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Daytime beats nighttime

Catching up with a past due review... my work schedule pushed me into evening visits over the last few months, but I managed to swing by and catch the afternoon shift. Wow... what a difference!…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Dive right in

Was in the area and wanted to hit a few clubs allure was on the side I was in so I stopped. 10 dollar cover. Walked in stage to the left with a girl sitting…

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Trolling Song

Whenever I read through the comments these days I like to play this song in the background. Its fun and keeps me in the mood. Atta boy gents! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkTb9GP9lVI

PT's Showclub Denver

Denver, Colorado

Disapointing visit

I had some time to kill before I had to get home and let my dog out. I saw the parking lot looked kinda full and stopped in. inside it was…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Pretty normal afternoon with a twist.

This club is fairly close to my house so about once a month I stop by for a short visit. This visit started out about the way they always do. I sat…

Torpedo's Gentlemen's Club

Bound Brook, New Jersey

Beautiful girls, not much else to brag about

I discovered this place a few months ago and have been twice, both on sunday nights during football season so it was a decent crowd for a Sunday. Ill start by saying the girls have…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Very brief visit but worth it

I was in the area today and needed to make a pit stop. I knew of this place but had never been so I thought I’d drop in. Navigated to it and parked in the…

Xplicit Showclub

Glendale, Arizona

This Place Sucks !!

I had not been to this place for several months, but since I live close to it, I decided to give it another shot. So I show up around 10 and find that the…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

One of the best values

This is always a go to spot when I’m in town. I arrived after 6pm. Parked across the street by the church. I left the phone in the car. I don’t know if they still…

ShowGirl 1

Fort Wayne, Indiana

Fun Stop on the Way to Lafayette

This is not my first visit, but it has been some time since I have been here. I stopped by on a Monday evening around 9PM. Frankly, I wasn't expecting much for a…

Thee Dollhouse

Tampa, Florida

Party time on Saturday night

Went with my wife on late Saturday night (~11pm). Place was totally packed and got busier as the hockey game let out. The atmosphere was fantastic and electric. We got lucky and…

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Video Conference calls for Business

Did you ever fart in the mich?

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Dayshift Talent has improved

I used to come here fairly often but lately I’ve gone 3-5 months without visiting. Blame it on depleted dancer quality and ridiculously strict house rules. I made a drop in a couple…

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Why...

...do men enjoy receiving blow jobs so much. A. Because it combines our two favorite activities: having sex, and laying around doing nothing. Thanks Blondebmbshell for reminding me. :)

Silk Exotic Madison

Middleton, Wisconsin

Not bad for a first timer, I think

Never been to a SC before, but decided to go out on my birthday and see how it was. The parking lot appears to be on the small side, considering it was full but there…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Xscape was ok

Hadn't visited the club in sometime in El Paso. Thought I would check this out as I have some time to kill in the afternoon. Really was kind of dead. Ordered a drink and sat…

Scores Atlantic City

Atlantic City, New Jersey

Scores revisited (Open again)

Visited on a Wednesday night during Realtor convention. Arrived about 9:30pm (opens at 9am) and stayed for over an hour. We left to gamble for a bit returned about midnight (readmission was not…

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Decent time at Wackos

Showed up around 8pm on a Sunday. Cover was $8 if I recall correctly. The club is at one end of a strip mall with limited parking. Took an Uber there, so wasn’t a big…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Up and Down

This review covers 3 visits over the past 3 weeks, all weekday dayshift. I’ve always been a frequent Friday afternoon visitor due to personal scheduling reasons. However the past few Fridays I’ve been…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Saturday Couples Night

So it’s been a long time since I visited Curves and I thought it’s about that time I visit my ATF. I had a VIP card but that expired already so that suck.…

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what would you do if a girl farted on you during a ld?

let's assume it was unintentional

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“I think the best sex you have is sex when you are sober...If you have to take a

Title says it all.

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Looking for women to make some porn vids with.

Its hard out here trying to find some women I can make a vid with. So I can watch it over and over again. Of all the woman I been with.

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Lap Dances Galore Plus 2 VIP Dances

Walked up to the blackjack table with $200 and walked away with just over $1000. As any responsible TUSCL member would do in Vegas I decided to hit up a strip club. Called the Rhino…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Friday Evening

It was a Friday afternoon, early winter when I wanted to relieve some stress from work. Good location in general, even I traveled from midtown after work. I picked the time around 6pm, as the day/night…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Back to the day shift

It had been a while since I had gone in during the day. Cover is $12. The place is quite dark so it takes a while for your eyes to adjust. You pay $46…

No 5 Orange Showroom Pub

Vancouver, British Columbia

UFC after dinner

Went for my monthly guys night and we came here after happy hour at a nearby restaurant. Didn't know it was UFC231, which we don't mind, as the extra customers adds to the vibe…

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Bitches be crazy

I’ve been traveling a lot for work. I don’t want to reveal exactly where I was, but let’s just say it was one of the clubs that is often mentioned here ;) I’m chilling out enjoying a drink. Then this…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Saturday in the Club

I really enjoyed the format of Ishmael's post so I will attempt to copy his style. There's really no need to reaffirm the physical characteristics of the parking lot or the building. Suffice it to…

Strokers

Clarkston, Georgia

Sunday funday

Good Sunday afternoon option. Stopped in and there was a lively crowd and surprisingly good talent. Most of the entertainers were in the 6-8 range. The only drawback is there’s no VIP – which I…

Club Harem

Baltimore, Maryland

Spinners and druggies

Saturday Dec. 8 was a little light all over the Block, with only a fraction of the dancers typically available up and down the entire street. I noticed two things about Club Harem that…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

This is a good club

Spacious place with a large parking lot even though there are a shitton of homeless and tweak era milling about the immediate area. Seems to appear that they know that behind the chain link…

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Baby, It's Cold Outside

Some radio stations have stopped playing the Christmas classic "Baby, It's Cold Outside" because listeners felt the lyrics were about date rape. So here is the new PC version that should offend no one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJB9GP5gyAw

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Sunday visit

Made my 3rd stop at this place on a sunday. Upon the advice of my favorite dancer there, i brought my wife with me. There were 5 dancers there. I was waiting to see how…

Southern X-Posure Gentlemen's Club

Barboursville, West Virginia

The locals seemed happy

This review is from my trip out to Huntington last summer, in July. So, sorry about being Johnny-come-lately but here it is. When in a new town I always recommend visiting their local stripclub tittybar…

The Horns

Spitalfields, England

Standard "Pound In the Jar" club

The Horns is a standard "Pound In the Jar" club : It works like a UK Pub, you buy your drinks at the counter and you can watch strips shows. Before each show the girl…

MGM Cabaret

Lackland AFB, Texas

Closed!

Stopped by en route to Laredo. Read where fire marshall had closed the place and that a shooting had taken place but being the adventurous type.... Facebook page showed open but it is closed.…

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Why do strippers like lightning more than their boyfriends?

Q. Why do strippers like lightning more than their boyfriends? A. They know they're unlikely to get struck by lightning.

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

Club still on the decline

I visited Plat W this past Friday beginning at 6pm and again on Sunday beginning at 7pm. Friday was the typical party crowd. A few lookers (6-low 8s) but way too many older strippers in…

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

It's the bargain strip club

I used to go to this club just about every Tuesday, it was the start of my weekend and there is not a lot to do on a Tuesday. First awesome thing about this place…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Off night, but good time still

So I stopped by here on a Sunday night as i was passing by around 10 pm, paid 20 cover which to me is a bit high. Sat down and grabbed a red bull for…

Scarlett’s San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

It's no BML

Alright fellow PL's... Stopped in late Sunday night/Monday morning. $25 to get in, $20 VIP, and a $6 dollar coke. Plenty of Cubans tonight of all varieties. Carla (?) sat on my lap and immediately…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Little Cuba

Another club right off 410 across from the North Star mall. They waived my cover for military. The place has two bars criss cross from each other and three stages. Saturday night place was bumping…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Better Than I Remembered

I hadn't been to Follies in forever, probably since the late 90's when I lived closer to the area. Was looking for a new place to hang out since Mardi Gras closed earlier in…

Bonkers Saloon

Manitowoc, Wisconsin

Not much to look at, but ended better than expected

I travel a lot, so I get to see different types of clubs. This one is not high on my list, however my evening ended pretty well. It was Wednesday, which means 1/2 off LDs,…

Club Fantasy

Los Angeles, California

Interesting place

So I had heard about "hostess" clubs but never visited one until I went here. To say the least, this was an interesting place. It reminded me of a school dance with the girls sitting…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Vip not as private as Id hoped

I came in hoping I could land some extras. Tried with 4 diff girls, 2-3 dances each. But each time I would try for a little bit more ‘friendly’ contact my hand would be gently…

Hot Seat

Portsmouth, Virginia

Bang for your buck

Ok so I've been here about 5 times now.. Things you should know right off the bat: No Alcohol, basically a juice bar Lap dance only, full contact for $10 per dance Topless Gotta pay the jukebox, like $5 for…

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Ignore count on profile

Imagine if the number of people ignoring a user showed up on their profile right under their trust count. Having comments of why they’re being ignored would make it even better.

Play It Again, Sam's Cabaret

Las Vegas, Nevada

Good locals place not hustled

I like the place compared to other places where you may feel hustled or ripped off. It has more of the feel of a locals hangout. The regular lap dances are topless and $20 and…

Temptations

Kansas City, Missouri

Okay, hands on lap dances, mediocre looks and vibe

Went in on slow Tuesday evening. There were maybe 8 or 9 dancers working and only 4 other customers. Dancers were kind of mediocre looking. Terrible club vibe. I was the only bothering to tip…

Hot Seat

Portsmouth, Virginia

Bang for your buck

Ok so I've been here about 5 times now.. Things you should know right off the bat: No Alcohol, basically a juice bar Lap dance only, full contact for $10 per dance Topless Gotta pay the jukebox, like $5 for…

Sensations

Inola, Oklahoma

Only place around.

I was driving from Tulsa to Arkansas and decided to stop by Sensations just before midnight. Club had a few patrons in it as well as a few disinterested dancers. The cover was…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Sapphire - she's a way to go

Usual Friday night. Fairly busy around 9pm, a bit crowded after 10pm, up to the point it was tough to find a free spot to sit at that time. About 2:1 ration of ladies to…

Top Hat Gentlemen's Club

Mansfield, Ohio

Not too bad, good for a quick stop

Visited this place on a Saturday night. Around 3 girls working. All were on a scale of 6-7 on attractiveness. Bought a Diet Coke and found a seat the left of the stage. There were…

Elite Gentlemen's Club

Pinellas Park, Florida

Glad I stopped by

A good time was had, reasonably priced, without hassle. Joe-Bob says "check it out". Arrived at 8 PM as the day shift rolled over to night shift. Got past the front without paying the cover. Almost…

Moran's 2B Bar and Gentleman's Club

Dover, Ohio

Not bad for small town Ohio

Got there around 8 pm on a Saturday night. There is not very much parking available. Parked down the street and walked back. Five dollar cover and was in. Inside is decent. Bar on the…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Slow Sunday

Got in on a Sunday evening and decided to make a stop by Oasis after dinner. No cover to get in which is not surprising. The place was dead. Two other customers and no…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Better but still needs more talent!

Over the last several years, this place has gone downhill but decided to give it a try and was pleasantly surprised that there was enough talent to stay for at least an hour. The…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Friendly and somewhat hot

After enjoying an afternoon at Oasis, headed over to cheerleaders for better food and the hope of hotter dancers. Got there around 7 and man it was smokey in there. Now I used to smoke so…

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not that hot but Friendly

After some time away spent at other clubs, I stopped in at Oasis on a football late afternoon. Best part is this is no smoking. Then Maya sits next to me and I remember why…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Almost as friendly as THE Dollhouse

Sinsations is located on Emerson, within 5 minutes from the Dollhouse. Like DH, it's an all nude establishment; juice bar. Helps keep the drunks out, at least until later in the evenings... As my…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

QUIET STORM

Well, guys, I had to. I had to drive out to the hood and see what all the fuss was about. I was already in SE because I was attending an event, I figured hey…

Excape Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Just OK for a quick beer

When I got there I only saw two girls working. Both were 6's. Two more appeared, both 7's, after a dance, but immediately sat with regulars. The girl on stage danced in a…

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Advice

Anyone know of clubs with women that specialize in adult breastfeeding?

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Discussion Rooms

why don't we create rooms to encourage people to post in the areas most fitting to them? 1. sex stories 2. war / strategy 3. single folk 4. married dudes 5. etc...

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Song

I heard this song for the first time in years. Brought back memories of High School. It also made me think of many of the fucking Millenials (and a few others) on TUSCL https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-CuNj1sPTs0

Penthouse Club Perth

Perth, Western Australia

Xotica is now Penthouse Club

Xotica is closed and the owners converted the venue to the Penthouse club. I went to Doll House and had fun. Here's my review of Doll house: Tuscl shows three clubs in Perth, and I believe…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Decent Place

Fairly small place. There is one stage with seats all around. The DJ is almost impossible to understand. Admission price is reasonable at $10 and includes a water. Nothing special but it’s fine. The quality…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Good Dances!

This is a long time favorite as it sits on a decent price point. I come here when I have just above 500$ as that is more than most dancers are used to seeing but…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Disappointing afternoon

Full disclosure, this was a couple of months ago, and some aspects of a clubs experience change rapidly with dancer turnover. I had a rare afternoon visit to Kittens, mainly because I was in the area…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

Thursday night - slow but fun nonetheless

Came here on a recent Thursday night - it was raining so there weren't many customers but a good number of girls working (around 12 and mostly latina). I've noticed an influx of newer girls recently…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Decent visit

Stopped here after a quick visit to another club. As usual, finding a parking spot is challenging. There is a large parking lot, but the club is always so crowded that the lot fills up…

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies...

Stopped by Monday afternoon. Arrived just before 12:30pm and the valet was already there. Didn't really see many girls I knew or had been told to look out for but got a bunch of…

Déjà Vu Lake Station

Lake Station, Indiana

Typical of the area this offers some decent women but no show stoppers

I went in on Saturday night right around 9. There were probably 8 girls working at the time and I think 4 waitresses who might have been better looking than most of the dancers.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Nothing to write home about

Stopped on my way to home from airport. I was driving by and decided to stop by for a quick drink, watch the show and female company. Not many cars in the parking lot and…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

been awhile

Used to like this place a few years ago, got my first in-club BJ there. Still smoking in the club, which sucks for those who have to go home to wife. Previous…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Dancers are friendly

When we first arrived we smoked a cigarette in the parking lot and was immediately reprimanded by the bouncer - something about not being able to hang in the parking lot -so was a bit…

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Is the strip club decline widespread, or just in my area?

I have lived in NC for twenty years or so, and have historically driven to Columbia SC, Myrtle Beach, or Fayetteville to scratch my strip club itch. Until about ten years ago, maybe even five, there were…

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This is what she said...

Most recent response was: “Awwwh, it’s cute!” Past responses include: “Well, at least you can go all out” and “That I can DT, no problem”. The curse of being a portly man with a small penis!

Mynx Cabaret Hartford

Hartford, Connecticut

House Party meet Strip Club

So , this is the juice bar annex to the Mynx Cabaret, the alcohol serving strip club next door. You actually have to walk outside to get from one club to the other.…

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One for you, JS69!!!!!!

OK, John. Here's one that I think will check all of your boxes..... https://www.xnxx.com/video-mxxbxab/ginger_teen_gets_pounded_hard_in_her_dorm_room 1. Red Head, check. 2. Teenager, check. 3. Slim body, check. 4. Gorgeous, firm, natural C-size boobs, yet with lots of springy motion, check. 5. Marvellous pussy, check. 6.…

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OT: I grew up believing this myth about cars

Here’s Why You Shouldn’t Warm Up Your Car In The Winter When it's frigid outside and you have to drive to some sort of destination, there's only one solution to fighting the ridiculous cold: Warm up the car. Just start it…

Babe's

Pensacola, Florida

Circus-y vibe but also fun and funny

I stopped by late one Friday night. The parking lot was full. I actually went across the street first to Eden, a ramshackle, empty, horrid club. So I when I paid the $6 cover and…

Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club

Springfield, Oregon

Beautiful, friendly ladies, but the cusstomer/dancer ratio was a little off

I'm an old regular at this club, and it seen it go through some transitions. Right now it's going through another. I can't speak for the evening crowd as I prefer afternoon visits.…

Club 1245

Tallmadge, Ohio

Some Places Never Change

I was in town for a few days last week for a holiday event and decided to see if anything was different here from my last visit of a year ago. Walking in I…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Just a Quick Visit

I was in town for a few days for a holiday event so I stopped in here about 6:30 PM last Wednesday to see if anything was different than my last visit a year ago.…

Forbidden Fantasies

Titusville, Pennsylvania

Cool

If you are a nonsmoker, or even a smoker who does not want to choke to death, don't consider. Bathroom is relatively disgusting. Girls are either 1-2 or a couple are 10+. It looks like there…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Spanish Club

I went to this club a couple weeks ago during the day to check it out as I have never been and been wanting to check it out. When you pull up to it,…

Super Fuego

Bladensburg, Maryland

Black Friday Visit

Went the Friday night after Thanksgiving. Was off and bored, so I thought I'd check out Fuegos since it's been awhile. Got there a little after 12 parking was decent, paid the $22 cover and…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Nice Club but Expensive IMO

I stopped by the Penthouse Club (formerly Scores Baltimore) Saturday evening, 11/24/18. I enjoyed my time there; drinks were expensive, but it's a strip club. The cover was $20. It was a…

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Madison, WI 2AMer.

Five people were injured, including one seriously, early Sunday morning during a shooting inside a strip club, according to Madison police. Officers were headed to Visions Night Club for a report of a large fight around 1:45 a.m. when the Dane…

Gatsby's Pub South

Canton, Ohio

Always Entertaining

I was in the Akron/Canton area last week for a holiday event and once again had to check in here to see if it is the great place I always find. True to form,…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Several Visits Last Week While in Town

I was in town last week for a few days and had to stop in here to once again check out if anything was different. In years past, this place was always an attraction…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

The stage show is good.

The Ritz has some great stage dancers. They've picked off a lot of talent from Hustler, but read the old reviews of Hustler lap dances and you'll get an idea of what to expect here:…

Beansnappers

Appleton, Wisconsin

About what you would expect

Went here on a Friday night, stopped at the bar across the street for some drinks before we went over. The place was very clean and welcoming. A lot of the dancers were smaller…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Crystal ball play

It’s been awhile since I’ve visited...it’s about an hour drive for me. Headed up and stopped at the nearby liquor store to pick up some beer for the visit. Bartender checked in my…

Choice Gentlemen's Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Curvy girl with the tatoos

Came in and usual vibe here. A couple of guys sitting around at tables and an empty stage. Went in looking for this girl who is super sensual, curvy with tattoos but no luck.…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Cherry

As usual, I won't go into specifics about the club's decor. Many have described what's inside. This trip is a report on a visit a little while back. Just catching up now. Went on a Saturday to…

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“No such thing as bad student, only bad teacher.” ~ Kesuke Miyagi

Title says it all.

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Several Visits Last Week While in Town

This review will cover the observations of several visits to this establishment over several days last week while I was in town for a holiday event. Had not been here for a year, but…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Latina & Fake Boobs but job done

I was in Miami on business, and after I got off, I went to Pompano DD. I thought about spending time in Miami club, but mileage you get compared between Miami and Pompano is…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Night before Thanksgiving

Went with a group on Thanksgiving Eve -- thought the biggest bar night would result in a good vibe and a variety of girls. Got there around 11PM or so. Think the admission…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Attitude is everything

I was really psyched for a visit and criket was on my mind. I'm never a Saturday afternoon guy because of my work schedule and I figured the line up would be lame.…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Weekend Nights are a Seller’s Market

Flight Club has become my favorite club, and I don’t think I need to explain the reasons why. The price increases have not been that much of a concern to me, but I must admit…

Filmores

Toronto, Ontario

Beauty

I was in Toronto for a meeting. I had been introduced to Filmores a year earlier. I do not get to Toronto often enough. Usually my time, when visiting, is spoken for.…

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No wonder Santa can't find his elves

Naughty Elf https://imgur.com/gallery/1c5QcqV

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Riding the BART

Okay, I just got on the BART on my way to SFO. I see an open seat with room for me and my luggage. As I walk over the stench of Loser Leaf gets quite pronounced. Surprise, surprise. The riders sitting around…

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Strippers giving their phone # to customers: SW perspective

The question that kicked it off! SWdancer1: Do we have any dancer advice for keeping in contact with customers to reel them into the club to keep spending? SWdancer2: Honestly it can be too difficult to stay in contact with all your…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Sofi

I had heard about Sofi, but had never seen her. She is a relatively thin girl in her early 30s with some man mades and a missing tooth - pretty typical Dollies type.…

ControVerSy

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

The Great Depression

I’m went to this club on a Saturday night around one. When I enter the club there where 2 women trying to get in but the doorman wouldn’t let them. I thought it was funny…

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LDK WHILE WEARING DEPENDS?

Tell us your experiences with wearing depends at the SC. Ever been at the club and forget to take your meds?

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If a tree in a forest falls and crushes a stripper, does she make a sound?

Q If a tree in a forest falls and crushes a stripper, does she make a sound? A What the hell is she doing out of the strip club?

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That’s what she said...

It happened again last night. When my own pants came down in the VIP, the dancer said something that ruined the moment. What did she say? Please fill in the blank.

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Happy holidays

https://youtu.be/U83g0muVQhg :)

Tijuana

Do the Tijuana street walkers have health cards?

Are they disease-free?

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Trolling Season?

The trolling has been getting out of hand in the past few weeks. I have been a reviewer of this site for years, but only used the discussion section for a year. Is it typical for trolls to pick up…

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$10 laptop dances in phx

The last time I asked on here for recommendations to a good sc in Dallas, you guys were kind enough to direct me to bucks wild and I was very happy with the experience. So, it's that time of the…

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I used gay to plug up the potholes

Weeeeooooowwww https://www.theverge.com/2015/5/2/8535259/penis-pothole-activism-wanksy-england

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Catheters and Colonostomy bags in the SC?? How do older gentlemen deal with them

A serious question

The Shady Lady

Salina, Kansas

Hailey gives air dances. Onyx was great; shaved the night

Hailey gives air dances. Onyx was great; shaved the night for me.

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STOP ACCUSING ME OF BEING A LIL BITCH

You know I'm going through menopause right now and you still choose to make fun of me! Stop accusing ME of Shit or I will come to your house and Fuck you!

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strip club role in a long term relationship

a while back my wife and i went into couples counseling briefly after i fessed up about my sc escapades. she told me she felt taken advantage of. i wanted to say, "baby as much as i live…

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Stripper nearly choked me out

It happened again. Im sitting at the bar as a stripper walks by after getting called to the stage. She gives me the eye with a sly grin, and I smile back. Then the dancer sitting next…

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Bad strippers or bad customers?

A lot of guys complain about the lack of attractiveness of the strippers at the local clubs. I've had a lot of nice looking regulars, though, and they quit and then tell me they couldn't take the rudeness and nastiness…

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Rate this lapdance

Fairly low mileage but she is hot. https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5953484cb6316

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What motivates a grown man to post under fake female troll aliases?

The problem with so-called dancer accounts,, on both sites now, is that one or two guys who post under multiple female aliases are making it tougher to sort through what is fake and what is real. You'd think that…

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Thigh gap, bikini bridge, and belly crack all-in-one

Thank me, I'm welcome. http://www.popoholic.com/category/emily-ratajkowski/

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Another teacher busted, this one a beauty queen!

https://www.foxnews.com/us/former-miss-kentucky-charged-with-sending-obscene-photos-to-student Check out her pageant body. I seriously hope that kid got some pussy before she was busted.

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My night was getting started while this guy’s night came to an end

Last night I arrived at the club while another customer was getting ejected. It began like a normal night. I dropped off my car with the valet, then went inside. As I was checking in my jacket, a bouncer escorted…

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Stripper Rating vs Civie Rating

OK, I’ll admit it. I’m a pervert. When I see a cute girl, I immediately think about what she looks like naked. In the airport, the mall, a restaurant. It doesn’t…

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What is an Amish stripper's best dance move?

Q. What is an Amish stripper's best dance move? A. She takes off her apron.

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Omg this chick that I am now following(I like her boobs) has the best boobs love

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnwMzcilv7Y/

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From the San Jose Mercury: 60 pregnant goats stolen from Morgan Hill farm.

https://www.mercurynews.com/2018/12/07/60-pregnant-goats-stolen-from-northern-california-farm/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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No bitches are attractive to me

Cuz im gay. they all homely looking bitches to me when im off my meth. i can't keep my meth or my hoes in line like niceyspice can.

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PSA: Victoria's Secret Fashio Show!

FYI the Victoria's secret fashion show is on the ABC network right now until 10PM eastern time. Lots of beautiful hot sleek chicks! Not for the lovers of cartoon asses. That is all. OK BYE

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Tumblr banning pornography, all adult content – with some exceptions

Tumblr announced this week it will be permanently banning all adult content as of Dec. 17. But there are some exceptions. inkedIn Reddit Email Tumblr banning pornography, all adult content – with some exceptions social mediaTumblr Tumblr by Herb Scribner, Deseret News — December 6,…

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Is Strippercutie404 an alias of DC9428?

Hmmmm

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Was she a 6 or a 9?

Recalling my most memorable ITC/OTC experience: From the moment we met until we kissed good bye, the experience was perfect. She was gorgeous, her body was perfectly athletic and the most beautiful woman I had been with. However, it was far…

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OT: Yanis Varoufakis & Bernie Sanders, two of my heroes!

Progressive International: Yanis Varoufakis & Bernie Sanders Launch New Global Mvt Against Far Right https://www.democracynow.org/2018/12/7/progressive_international_yanis_varoufakis_bernie_sanders#transcript https://www.yanisvaroufakis.eu/2018/12/01/this-is-why-launched-the-progressive-international-yesterday-in-vermont-the-guardian/ https://www.yanisvaroufakis.eu/2018/09/14/our-progressive-international-movement-will-fight-at-once-two-authoritarianisms-the-national-international-and-the-financialised-globalists-who-paved-the-ground-for-them-yanis-varoufakis-bernie/ https://www.commondreams.org/news/2018/11/30/it-time-progressives-world-unite-sanders-varoufakis-issue-open-call-new-global Progressive of the World Unite! https://www.progressive-international.org/open-call/ Video https://www.progressive-international.org/ SJG HEADSTONE CIRCUS - Headstone Circus - 1968 (FULL ALBUM) [Psychedelic Rock] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZYPAasu5y0

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Farewell

I am leaving, I am tired of creeps, I am tired of strip club know-it-all’s, I am tired of people who have multiple accounts, I am tired of people who are shitty to women. To those who have been so nice,…

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Icyloco/Phatboy + Trapbaby on a normal day

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w1iEjZ7dlos It explains the obsession with geriatric white men!

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Guilty and Filthy with a Semen Demon

So I’m smoking crack in the back of the shack with Jack when the anticipated moment arrives. Now let me tell you about my drives. What about your wife? I’ll kill her with a knife. I hate that bitch. She…

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“I never teach my pupils, I only provide the conditions in which they can learn”

Title says it all.

Tijuana

Crossing the Border Update / Tijuana

I had a trip planned to Tijuana for some time. I had a lot of anxiety before I went due to the news concerning the immigrant situation. I'm happy to report that I had no problems…

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Milestone II

As I become more portly, I’ve found that my preferred dancer breast size has changed. I used to prefer spinner types, but now her tits must be bigger than mine. I mean, if I want to fondle A…

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Why so you feel so strongly against battered strippers?

Q. Why so you feel so strongly against battered strippers? A. I like to eat mine plain.

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Game at the new club - this works

Gents, the next time you’re at a new club, excepting if you’re a regular, this will work for you to achieve maximum mileage with said dancer at lowest price, guaranteed. It’s the takeaway strategy employed by sales professionals such…

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Recreational marijuana is officially legal in Michigan today

I favor legalization, although I only smoke weed when I'm with a stripper who's smoking. Today in Michigan you can posses marijuana if you're 21. Regulations concerning the sale of weed still have to be developed.…

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looking for feedback on a poem. i have thick skin any feedback is appreciated.

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"I bet you have a really nice pussy to match those tits.”

Are these kind of comments helpful in a strip club or should they be avoided? Some dancers are really attractive and fun to look at, but would it be acceptable to say that to them?

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Nicole94 Porn

This you? https://pornnod.com/user/nicole94/

Politics

Off Topic: US Population and the Electoral College

https://imgur.com/a/REd4ZRW Isn’t this interesting....

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Quotation worth remembering

Today, I was reminded of a pertinent quote from the late Barbra Bush: “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”

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John McAfee for President 2020

https://youtu.be/2lbn1PgWV7I He will maKe Butcoin Great again

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Ecstasy Drug ?

I've never experimented w/ illegal-drugs thus don't have much knowledge beyond what I've heard mentioned on-and-off. Back in the early-2000s I had a semi-fave that was once telling me about her and her BF renting a hotel-room and having great sex…

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Good times at the Trap. Off to DD’s for some more fun!

I love Pompano...

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OT: LOL - the honesty of kids

A while back I was at a local library - at the table next to me was an older-lady who is a retired school-teacher and now tutors kids - a few minutes later her student shows-up - a very cute…

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My hot professor that I have crush on told me it was great having me in his clas

Gonna miss him

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My hot professor that I have crush on told me it was great having me in his clas

Aww I'm gonna miss him :(((((( Its ok I'll hit up in future if I wanna talk policy

Follies

Atlanta, Georgia

Today 12/6/2018 the club bouncer made an announcement that Pep

Today 12/6/2018 the club bouncer made an announcement that Pep Boys was getting ready to tow and to see the Follies valet on where to park.

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Strippers and Pawn Shops

There have been many discussions about strippers pissing away money and always being broke. A friend helps out at his brother's pawn shop. He says they do some business pawning jewelry from strippers, usually at the first of the month.…

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Evidence it does happen! http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/indecent-exposure/mcdonalds-lewdness-294031 I am tempted to use this guys gangsta photo on my TUSCL account but it might already be one of our esteemed members, CrazyJoe? Did you blow up the shitter first and wreck the McD VIP?

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Took group test today it waa great which involved lots of debate wow I feel so a

Ppl ask me what my religion is I tell them debate

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I crossed the final frontier - told my wife I was SCing

So last night I sat down an talked to my wife about my SC hobby. Told her how often I was going, and that I had made friends here (on tuscl) and in the club. It has gotten to a…

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How can you tell a stripper got the best out of you?

Q How can you tell a stripper got the best out of you? A It's in her hair.

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Feature Request -- PM and/or Email Notification when a New Review Posted to Favo

This would only apply to VIP members. It would be nice if I got a notification (email or TUSCL PM) whenever a new review gets posted to one of the clubs on my Favorites list. Perhaps there should also be a…

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A job I wouldn't do under any circumstances...

It has to be the worst job there is — attendant in a strip club bathroom. What sort of bad life choices or incompetence would lead a man to accept this as a way to make a living. You have…

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Does a dancers song they pick influence your interest at all

If your in a club where they even have influence over it. For me it does. The girls that dance to Aerosmith or Deftones I have this huge urge to talk them about music, but they were just....not good looking…

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Fucked dancer

I fucked a sexy dancer in a motel. It was very nice and paid little. Who fucked a dancer and how paid?

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"Eat my pussy!"

DECEMBER 5--A Missouri woman is jailed on a felony sexual abuse charge after allegedly trying to force a man to perform oral sex on her, according to a court filing. Amy Nicole Parrino, 43, was arrested Sunday night after she repeatedly…

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Dancers want state to regulate clubs. Do you want more regulations?

SEATTLE - State lawmakers are taking another look at strip clubs after dancers complained that sexual harassment and many safety issues aren't being addressed. The quest for new protections come as dancers grow frustrated over long-standing issues about job expectations and…

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VIP North Hollywood

Does anyone know what’s up with this club? It’s been closed since around the end of August, website keeps saying closed for renovations until the end of the month, whatever month it is. At first they would say closed…

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Why does a stripper's husband call her his better half?

Q Why does a stripper's husband call her his better half? A Because she better half the dinner on the table when he gets home.

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Imagine if there was a “Distrust” option

And if a troll profile obtained a certain score they would be deactivated. How awesome would that be. :/

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Thoughts on wigs/extensions?

So at one of the gown clubs I frequent I seem to be getting really good at spotting wigs and to a lesser extensions. And honestly I really hate them. Looks great on stage but up close it is obvious,…

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You guy that cum too quick better be worried. :)

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/3580240/worlds-first-sex-robot-for-women-launched-complete-with-customisable-penis-fake-stubble-and-brad-pitts-chiselled-torso/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link

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Please Excuse Nicole94

Dear website peoples of evil sexies nasties please excuse sweetest Poosche #1 daughter talkings lately. Umi and Father got big fight because discuss we did about Nicole quit law and making salami sandwich at Subway healthy restaurant.…

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Dancer Directory

The dancers directory has been revamped to allow search by area. Dancers, make sure you get your free listing in there. Carry on.

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my apology to njb

i didn't really realize njb was catching feelings. i thought about it and i'm not trying to upset people so i guess i went too far in my last review. i thought once elves and elephant elevated from…

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Mexican border towns

With all of the mess about the migrants in Tijuana, I was wondering if anyone has any experience visiting other towns in Mexico with red light districts similar to the Zona Norte? I remember in the late 70s (as a young…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Has anyone seen Lacey dancing here recently? If so what

Has anyone seen Lacey dancing here recently? If so what nights of the week?

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Rate this pose

If I dancer ever performed this at a nude bar, id immediately take her to VIP. https://www.instagram.com/p/BrBEsmhhS8X/

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SC Etiquette Question

On a recent visit to Hong Kong, I was at a wall seat sharing a drink and talking to a dancer, after 15 minutes she decides we should move to the more comfortable balcony sofas. She sits down closer to the…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Had the same question. Where’s Nelly now dancing at?

Had the same question. Where’s Nelly now dancing at? Shouldn’t be too hard to land.

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I am making onion soup

Any ladies want to come over and have soup and beer?

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Fucking a pornstar, worth it?

I see on eros destiny dixon is in chicago. Should i do it? What kind of screening process would i have to go through?