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I have 2 family members and 1 friend who installed bidet attachments on their toilets. I’m afraid to try them out in this weather since they just pull water from the cold line.

Anyone have experience?

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Subraman

Fuck to the yes. I have one, I'm sold on it. It takes some time to get used to the glacier-cold hydraulic needle of water, but my ass is clean. Clean, I say.

Seriously, totally understand why the Europeans think it's gross that we don't use bidets. They rock

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Call.Me.Ishmael

I've been in a couple of homes with separate bidets in the bathroom, but not a toilet attachment. Didn't even know that was a thing.

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san_jose_guy

^^^^ Never seen the attachment myself either. Hoping someone will post a picture. But the basic idea, yes!

SJG

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Call.Me.Ishmael

I'm sorry that you have the only computer on the planet that can't connect to Google.

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BoringLoser

SJG I posted a link to something similar

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BoringLoser

But yeah you can google it. Just type in “bidet sexy clean Justin Timberlake”

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san_jose_guy

hellotushy.com

So you just hold the sprayer and you get the warm water. But it has to get back into the toilet bowl?

Does it work?

Looks questionable to me, rather have a special toilet made for that.

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Not every bathroom has enough space to stand straddling the toilet. Built to code, but not anymore.

SJG

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san_jose_guy

I think a lot of people plan their activities so that they can just jump into the shower.

One girl, street hooker in motel room, climbed on top of the bathroom sink, to wash down there.

I admonished her that the sink was not meant to take her weight, and it had no front legs.

She was petite.

Only on TUSCL can we talk about such!

SJG

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blahblahblah23

These small bidet things u can attach to toilet seat.. where does the water come from??

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san_jose_guy

I would assume that you connect it using a Tee, to where the flushing water comes from.

I'd still want a custom toilet, not the little plastic adapter thingy.

SJG

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Subraman

Right, it feeds off the clean water spigot that's attached to the wall, that normally feeds to the toilet. The bidet kit comes with a splitter to send some of that water to the bidet. When you're sitting and turn the bidet on, water pressure forces out the little nozzle, and it starts squirting you with the aforementioned glacier cold water. When you turn the bidet off, the nozzle recedes back into its housing. It's completely independent from the toilet itself (that is, it isn't automatically activated by the toilet flushing or anything)

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san_jose_guy

Looks like these things have heaters, must need electricity too. I still think it would be better if you changed the entire toilet. And then, many bathrooms still too tight to be able to stand straddling the toilet.

SJG

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eastsidecap

In Asia they have toilets that shoots warm water on your ass then a warm air dryer to dry it. It’s alnost heaven. Amazing!

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Subraman

sjg: some might have heaters, I dunno. But every bidet that shoots warm water that I've ever seen, does it by feeding off both cold and hot water (e.g., you tap into the hot water pipe under the bathroom sink).

I'd say:

Purpose built toilet/bidet is much much better than...
Bidet attachment that runs off both hot and cold water, which is much better than...
Bidet attachment that runs off only cold water, which is much much much much much better than...
Just dry-wiping using a regular toilet with no bidet, and talking about how you'd like a purpose built toilet/bidet in theory

:) :)

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san_jose_guy

First time I have every heard of bidet attachment to toilet. Look at my picture, seems to have control knob for heat, which must be electric.

SJG

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Subraman

The text for the top bidet attachment you linked, specifically says "no electricity or plumbing needed". I'm guessing you tap into the hot water line under the sink, and the heat control knob just controls how much hot water gets into the spray

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blahblahblah23

I will have to look into this I hate having bits of tp stuck to me

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Subraman

You will never go back once you use a bidet, you'll wonder how you went so long without it, and you'll feel dirty those times when you're relegated to toilet paper or wipes. It's like a lapdance for your butthole

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PaulDrake

@Subraman - Anything specific to look for when buying one? Is the $35 kit that is all over amazon decent?

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Subraman

No, I just bought one that seemed to look decent enough, and had good reviews on amazon. If I have any complaint about mine, I'm only slightly exaggerating when I used the term "hydraulic needle". I'd prefer the spray be spread out a bit more; perhaps look to see in the reviews if there's specific mention of the spray being too tight even when put on low

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twentyfive

I guess you’re talking about anal fixations here lol.

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shadowcat

How do you know when your ass hole is clean? When you done washing you still need to wipe the water off. Don't you?

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Subraman

Shadow: yes, pat dry with toilet paper

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twentyfive

I sense a new tag line >TUSCL so much more than just strippers, we got bidet reviews too<
;))

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flagooner

The absolute worst are cannonball shits that cause a splash that seems to hit the asshole before the sphincter fully closes. Why would I want a bidet?

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georgmicrodong

When I was in SWA, all they had in all the buildings were squat toilets. While it’s actually easier on your system to shit while squatting, it takes some getting used to.

There was also a faucet next to the toilet (on the left side, of course) for cleaning. Even though we had paper, we hooked up a hose and one of those pulsating shower heads to use as a makeshift bidet. Worked well.

And yes, there were occasions where individuals were discovered “washing” parts besides their assholes.

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Longball300

Hell, even Costco has jumped on the clean butt hole bandwagon:

costco.com

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Longball300

Good God, it has warm water wash and WARM AIR drying.... what else could you need? A remote?...... oh....

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san_jose_guy

So we do have integrated toilet bidet units:

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homedepot.com

totousa.com

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There are specs which can be downloaded too.

Where I am a brand name toilet, complete with tank, can be had for $50. Some stores have more generic ones for $25.

But these new toilet bidet units are running from $1400 to $2600. !!!!

Sounds like they can have heated air too.

SJG

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