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"I'm 9 and a half inches hard!"

"U could make so much more if u ______"

Lol!

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GeneraI

You should tell him "sorry I'm not interested with being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off :("

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Sorry you had a bad night

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GeneraI

For the record, I'd NEVER tell a beautiful woman I'm 9 and a half inches hard. Lol

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steeldog65

You should respond gosh that's about the same size I was before my operation

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shadowcat

I gave one of my favorite dancers a t-shirt that read "If your dick was as big as your mouth, I might be interested.

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twentyfive

I sometimes encounter silly dancers, and enjoy them even more because they are fun to be around not taking everything so seriously.

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MackTruck

Nice job on the positivity BlahBlah

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stripfighter

"Funny younger boy with no social skills!!"--blahblah

DC!!!!! what were you doing harassing blahblah haha... just messing with you, you seem like a nice enough guy. :P

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DoctorDarby

As a general rule, whether in a cam room or a strip club, is that if at any point in your initial conversation with an entertainer, you mention your dick, you have already failed.

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wallanon

If I had a 9 and a half inch cock (and I don't), I might tell somebody. I'd wager it works more often than pulling out a Cialis and asking for a poke like that 85 year old dude somebody wrote about the other day.

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MackTruck

上帝保佑跳舞的女孩

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blahblahblah23

I don't know lol maybe he is used to extra in the clubs because he is young and good looking and a single dance here is not cheap

Whatever tho

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san_jose_guy

Meat72 tells girls that he is 4" hard, and that is a gross exaggeration.

:) :) :)

SJG

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Papi_Chulo

Sounds like his IQ is the same size as his penis

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Liwet

I measured my dick once when fully erect and I was 9 inches from the tip of the dick all the way to the asshole.

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san_jose_guy

Measuring that way, as I know it, is inflating the result.

SJG

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wallanon

"lol maybe he is used to extra in the clubs because he is young and good looking"

That settles it, then. Dude is pulling Ted Williams percentages with that line.

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blahblahblah23

I don't know. I was trying to figure out asshole psychology

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captainfun

I’m about 21 inches. At least as measured from belly button to knees.

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sp

Haha! Young, good looking and dumb is quite the combination. How did you respond to him?

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flagooner

Young, good looking and dumb. Isn't that prime stripper boyfriend material?

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Uprightcitizen

^^^^...and a big dick! But maybe he actually had a job or was not in a "band".

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Icey

just go along with them. let em pay

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Cashman1234

If you try and get dancers interested with the size of your cock - there’s no need to say anything - and just wait for her to react when she first sees it.

If you are in the main room - and she sees a bulge in your pants - equating to a very large cock - she will do the talking.

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flagooner

^ Hmmmmm. Maybe a tube sock should be added to the recommended strip club attire.

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Cashman1234

^ lol! That would only work until the pants came down - and the exposure was much less than expected.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

A strip club is really the last place where a guy can get away with lying about the size of his dick.

I mean, the dancer will never call you on it, but you aren't fooling anyone after the dance starts.

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