Silly customers

You should tell him "sorry I'm not interested with being friends with midgets. Midgets piss me off :("

Sorry you had a bad night

Wasnt a bad night just silly boys lol!!!

So tired lately everything just amuses me

For the record, I'd NEVER tell a beautiful woman I'm 9 and a half inches hard. Lol

Funny younger boy with no social skills!!

You should respond gosh that's about the same size I was before my operation

LOL

I gave one of my favorite dancers a t-shirt that read "If your dick was as big as your mouth, I might be interested.

I sometimes encounter silly dancers, and enjoy them even more because they are fun to be around not taking everything so seriously.

Nice job on the positivity BlahBlah

"Funny younger boy with no social skills!!"--blahblah

DC!!!!! what were you doing harassing blahblah haha... just messing with you, you seem like a nice enough guy. :P

As a general rule, whether in a cam room or a strip club, is that if at any point in your initial conversation with an entertainer, you mention your dick, you have already failed.

If I had a 9 and a half inch cock (and I don't), I might tell somebody. I'd wager it works more often than pulling out a Cialis and asking for a poke like that 85 year old dude somebody wrote about the other day.

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I don't know lol maybe he is used to extra in the clubs because he is young and good looking and a single dance here is not cheap

Whatever tho

Meat72 tells girls that he is 4" hard, and that is a gross exaggeration.

:) :) :)

SJG

Sounds like his IQ is the same size as his penis

Yes indeed!

SJG

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I measured my dick once when fully erect and I was 9 inches from the tip of the dick all the way to the asshole.

Measuring that way, as I know it, is inflating the result.

SJG

"lol maybe he is used to extra in the clubs because he is young and good looking"

That settles it, then. Dude is pulling Ted Williams percentages with that line.

I don't know. I was trying to figure out asshole psychology

I’m about 21 inches. At least as measured from belly button to knees.

Haha! Young, good looking and dumb is quite the combination. How did you respond to him?

Young, good looking and dumb. Isn't that prime stripper boyfriend material?

^^^^...and a big dick! But maybe he actually had a job or was not in a "band".

If you try and get dancers interested with the size of your cock - there’s no need to say anything - and just wait for her to react when she first sees it.

If you are in the main room - and she sees a bulge in your pants - equating to a very large cock - she will do the talking.

^ Hmmmmm. Maybe a tube sock should be added to the recommended strip club attire.

^ lol! That would only work until the pants came down - and the exposure was much less than expected.

A strip club is really the last place where a guy can get away with lying about the size of his dick.

I mean, the dancer will never call you on it, but you aren't fooling anyone after the dance starts.