A girl who I have seen a few times ITC offered to show me what a creapie would look in her pussy. I declined. I actually wanted to fuck the girl until she said that, but for some reason it turned me off. I'm no delicate flower by any measurement, but she went from hot ass girl to trailer park trash the second she leaned back, moved her thong aside and made the comment.
Next!
was it your creampie or someone elses? thats pretty rachet
Well if it was somebody else’s then yes that’s a little crazy.
She was carrying it around for a couple hours waiting to show him and then he didn’t even look at it
^ lmao
That is so wrong on too many levels.
...at least your white suit won't get a stain
Was it coconut cream or boston cream? On second thought it was likely banana cream. :D
High on the list of the last things I want to see is some other guy's cum dripping out of a chick I want to fuck.
If you really want to see it there is plenty of porn available to satisfy your urge.
Oh, I love coconut cream pie !
But no. Ejaculating into a stripper is never a good idea. 9 months later, she wants to get paid for the little warrior.
To be clear, she was suggesting that I be the one to put the filling in OTC. She also added that it could be good material for my "spank bank.". First time I ever heard creampie or spank bank come out of a girl's mouth. You can take a girl out of the trailer park, but you can't take the trailer park out of the girl.
HAHAHA
Spank Bank is right up there with Boner Garage
I can't remember the last time I heard a new euphemism for pussy.
Spank bank is your memory of sexy things that you use to jack off.
Most people don’t have a spank bank in these days of internet pornography.
Oh, I still have an account.
Or should I say a portfolio?
Yeah, I prolly would have turned that down as well. With only three current exceptions.
Walk away and don't look back
Putting aside the safety/health concerns of going in bagless and possibly putting your wallet in jeopardy for 18 years........ Me personally, I'd rather have the vision of her face and tits covered as a memory, than a creampie....... but that's just me.......
Just throw her number my way. The things that spoil these girls for you guys is crazy! I would be like hell yes girl I want to see that shit.