Are there any football games on TV today?

Nope, nothing worth watching, go to a strip club instead, I'm sure it will be empty.

Manchester United just beat Leicester City

And ARSENAL is getting ready to play Manchester City.

Soccer? rumdummoron probably loves soccer because the guys wear shorts.

There is a big noisy thing with celebrities and lots of talking heads and pretty girls and a lip synced halftime show and maybe some trained bears and lot and lots of commercials. Rumor has it that somewhere in all that hoopla, large burly men with helmets and numbers on their shirts play a game with a pointy ball. In the words of Andy Griffith, "what is was, was football."

Is there any truth to the rumor that NFL Football is now a non-contact sport?

I have not heard of any games today. If you hear of any let us know