Why did the stripper's boyfriend suspect she was cheating on him?
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Q. Why did the stripper's boyfriend suspect she was cheating on him?
A. She was a New England Patriot's fan.
Q. What do you call a 350 pound stripper who's a Patriot's fan?
A. Anorexic.
Q. Why can't Tom Brady satisfy a stripper?
A. His balls are deflated.
Q. What happened to the man who was caught taping strippers in the club?
A. He was immediately hired by the New England Patriots.
Q. What is the difference between a New England Patriots fan and a stripper?
A. A stripper will eventually stop whining.
A. She was a New England Patriot's fan.
Q. What do you call a 350 pound stripper who's a Patriot's fan?
A. Anorexic.
Q. Why can't Tom Brady satisfy a stripper?
A. His balls are deflated.
Q. What happened to the man who was caught taping strippers in the club?
A. He was immediately hired by the New England Patriots.
Q. What is the difference between a New England Patriots fan and a stripper?
A. A stripper will eventually stop whining.
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Fucking cheating bastards
Edelman goes on to being named SB MVP after -- wait for it -- serving 4 game suspension at beginning of season for -- wait for it -- cheating!! That's right, SB MVP suspended for using Performance Enhancing Drugs to recuperate from an injury. Once again, proving in New England that the ends justify the means as long as you win. Classic NE fairy tale.
NE D-line dominated Rams O-line all night. Saints, Bears or Eagles would have been a more formidable opponent that the Rams. Goff and McVay were in way over their heads.
Sidebar -- Brady is the GOAT -- I fucking hate him.
Simply put, the Pats are the champs because they won when they needed to and your team did not. Period. Much like when lazy parents blame the teachers for their kids' poor academic performance, the answer is much closer to home. Just like your kid may need to work harder and perhaps receive more parental support, your team needs to work harder and obtain more pieces to get better.