Why did the stripper's boyfriend suspect she was cheating on him?

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jackslash
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Q. Why did the stripper's boyfriend suspect she was cheating on him?

A. She was a New England Patriot's fan.


Q. What do you call a 350 pound stripper who's a Patriot's fan?

A. Anorexic.


Q. Why can't Tom Brady satisfy a stripper?

A. His balls are deflated.


Q. What happened to the man who was caught taping strippers in the club?

A. He was immediately hired by the New England Patriots.


Q. What is the difference between a New England Patriots fan and a stripper?

A. A stripper will eventually stop whining.

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flagooner
6 years ago
LOL

Fucking cheating bastards
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sp
6 years ago
Nice!! LOL said one of the only people in the New England area that is a Giants fan.
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rickdugan
6 years ago
Keep drinking the hatorade, but don't keep making BS excuses for why the Pats keep beating your team. That's emotionally weak and intellectually lazy. Place the blame where it belongs, which is on your own team for not doing better. ;)
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pensionking
6 years ago
Classic Patriots Super Bowl win one for the ages.

Edelman goes on to being named SB MVP after -- wait for it -- serving 4 game suspension at beginning of season for -- wait for it -- cheating!! That's right, SB MVP suspended for using Performance Enhancing Drugs to recuperate from an injury. Once again, proving in New England that the ends justify the means as long as you win. Classic NE fairy tale.

NE D-line dominated Rams O-line all night. Saints, Bears or Eagles would have been a more formidable opponent that the Rams. Goff and McVay were in way over their heads.

Sidebar -- Brady is the GOAT -- I fucking hate him.
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Uprightcitizen
6 years ago
I bet a bunch of Lions and Browns players use PED but nobody gives a shit. This whole Patriots cheating thing is getting a bit old but when you got nothing else to point a finger at...
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twentyfive
6 years ago
As far as Super Bowls go, this was one of the most boring forgettable ones, as far as long suffering Patriot fans go, its been 20 years since they had a losing season, it’s time for them to quit complaining about being long suffering.
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rickdugan
6 years ago
Edelman was recovering from a torn ACL that kept him out all of 2017. Any other Joe would have been prescribed whatever was needed to help the healing without a thought. You can be sure that they tested him again during the season, probably multiple times. So stop looking for excuses and engaging in self indulgent whining about nonsense.

Simply put, the Pats are the champs because they won when they needed to and your team did not. Period. Much like when lazy parents blame the teachers for their kids' poor academic performance, the answer is much closer to home. Just like your kid may need to work harder and perhaps receive more parental support, your team needs to work harder and obtain more pieces to get better.
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