Why is a nice bath like a dead stripper?

??????

booooo try again

You really need to put your disclaimer on these .

Or just reconsider.

I always keep adding more hot water.

Inspired by TJ, I will eventually live in a place with a Jacuzzi, so it never gets cold.

SJG

I've been holding off comments for hours, but here goes... it's a bitch when rigor mortis sets in and you cock gets stuck.

It's gets more slippery as the flesh decays.