Fantasy not yet ready for prime time

Friday was the first day for strip clubs to open in our area, and I decided to check it out. I went in with low expectations and was not disappointed. There were quite a few cars in the lot when I pulled in around six, which typically is near the end of the day shift, and too early for the night shift.

Justin the bouncer greeted me and took my temperature at the turn style. Still no cover charge, but he did forewarn me that there would be no touching for any dances. I was disappointed, naturally, but not shocked. I sat at the bar and the bartendress was new and attractive. They were having a special on imports, three bucks, a good price, so I ordered one and then found a seat on the floor.

Most of the dancers had masks around their necks, but only wearing them in conversation with patrons. Out of the 7 or so dancers that were there, I recognized only one, but several of them were at least 8 on a scale of 1 to 10.