Ok, I guess...maybe good for Phoenix? Standard stuff

Review from back in February. Was in town for a work thing, decided to hit the club with a group of about 7-10 people also in town for said work thing. It was a Thursday night around 10pm. Club wasn't that easy to find, long narrow driveway next to a nondescript building. Wait, maybe there was a big neon sign outside...I think there was. Whatever, I was drinking. Uber dropped us off but it looked like there was a decent sized parking lot. Walked in with a buddy and paid a $20 cover (actually, paid $40...my guy just looked at me when the cashier said "$20 a piece"...weak, huh?). Walked in, saw a long bar to the right and an oddly shaped stage to the left. The stage was almost triangular and facing the back of the building. Only about 5 girls or so that were working at that time. The girls were mostly white, mostly skinny. Except for this mixed/light skinned girl. Bam, that's what I'm talking about. Our crew grabbed seats to watch the show. The mixed girl walked by and I was sure to grab her attention. She did the usual seat on the lap while the cocktail waitress handed me a tall Old Style that my buddy ordered me in repayment for paying his cover (can you believe that? Paid dude's cover and he orders me the cheapest beer possible). Needless to say, the girl was impressed. Normal pitch came next "wanna dance?" Said sure, let's do it.

The lap dance area was kinda private but super weird. It was along the back of the building and the door was like one of those glass 7-11 doors. Weird. Lap dance was $40, I think (I'll get to more specific prices later, the bigger ones I unfortunately remember). The private area was kinda bright and this long, skinny hallway of booths. Anyway, the girl did a decent job dancing. Some grinding, no show, kinda disinterested. Asked if I wanted another one and I gave the politest "nope" I could. I don't think she much cared. The next time I saw her she was scarfing down takeout by the bar...again, weird sight.

Anyway, went back to hang with the crew. A big blond girl hopped on stage and I was a little surprised. She was big. Like, not tall...round. My buddy gave a pity tip and I was like "you don't have to do that, but if there's such a thing as club karma you just got some." The talent really wasn't there, besides the bigger girl the ladies were too skinny for me. One of my buddies chatted up a girl that looked like she was a local college student, she ended up giving him her instagram account (is that a thing?) and the rest of the night he acted like he won something.