Attire at the club

Wear a kilt for a better time

After meeting a full-fledged Scottish custy once, I can actually legit vouch for the kilt.

^ Och aye da noo Jimmeh

I have a special strip club wallet. Cash, ID and condom.

I don't take my phone inside so I want an watch.

I club in hot/humid Florida so I wear shorts and silk boxers.

Funny thing is they rarely wear them in Scotland.

Apparently the girls hate grinding on denim.

Wear whatever you're comfortable with. Being comfortable and confident is the key. If you like up close and personal private shows, try not to wear clothing that's going to frustrate your dancer friends.

I'm not really a fan of money clips. Don't need people knowing how much cash I'm walking around with.

Roll your bills up, put a rubber band around them and put it on the empty table next to you.
Watch what?
Jean who?

I may be a bit of an outlier. I bring all my shit -- regular wallet I always carry (cash, credit cards, etc), phone (would never consider being around it), etc.

I wear what I"m comfortable in, which usually means jeans. I realize the girls don't like grinding on jeans, but I only do VIP dances and prefer her ass be in my face or in my hands than my lap anyway, so it serves my interests :)

For the umpteenth million time..... there was just an article on this subject again; well written by the gob; links for my recos on slacks or shorts:

https://tuscl.net/article.php?id=57267

* would never consider being WITHOUT it

Damn everyone knows you put your money in a condom and use the clip to keep your kilt from slipping !

Summer - shorts, t-shirt or golf shirt - cell phone, keys, roll of bills, indoors vape;

Winter - Jersey pants - t-shirt and hoodie - cell phone, keys, roll of bills, inside vape;

Rare Day - Suit and Tie - cell phone, keys, wallet - my day sucked.

I usually ball up my money and stuff it in my sock. When I then place the money ball on the strippers palm. It gives me enough time to make a break for the door before she figures out it’s $7

^I'm going to try that in 4 hours.

Joggers or basketball shorts and t shirt. Nice sneakers. A watch and gold chain or 2.

Dont forget the astroglide.

Money belt, Gold pocket watch, white suit with fedora and sunglasses.

Many have posted about this numerous times. Easy to search. My summary recommendations:

1. Jock strap & ass-less chaps
2. Leather Choker Collar over Sleeveless Pleather Vest
3. Black Vinyl Boots with Diamond Studs
4. Condom behind your ear
5. Cash in your waist strap

Hmmm.. that could be for a different type of clubs... I'll have to get back to you later. :p

U can wear anything. I’ve seen dudes come tacky as hell and get ass.

No question that you will get better private dances if you wear the most comfortable clothing the club will allow. And the more dressed up you get, the more high end expensive your offers will be.
But it takes all kinds so wear whatever you think you should.

I've noticed I get a lot more "wanna dance?" in my work clothes vs my casual weekend clothes. I look young for my age so in shorts and a tee I'm probably mistook for a broke 20something

Desert what's your club handicap? I am thinking they have a plaque for a hole in one!

Jeans, never. Watch, sure why not. Whatever you wear, you'll get way more points with strippers if it's washed and right out of the dryer smelling good.

Sometimes wallet, usually different bills in different pockets. Watch? No, rather have my wrist on her nipple, not a watch band. Never wear jeans, old soft dockers.
Fresh washed smell, she'll prefer that.

I wear jeans. They have a zipper.

If I were to go right now I would wear a hazmat suit.

I went last night; shorts and t-shirt. Still not dead from Covid.

Black leather chaps - a black leather vest - boots - and a sweet rainbow Afro wig - and a Crown Royal bag with my money!

@jsmith3383

Tell your friend to remember:

“People greet you according to the way you dress and say goodbay according to the way you behave"

Tell your friend to dress accordingly to the type of club he will be going to.

For example a strip club dive:

Biker attire, toe steel biker boots, leather pants, leather jacket, black long sleeve tee shirt, no colors or patches unless your friend is a real 1% biker. Chain wallet, 3 inches wide leather cuff wristwatch stainless steel 30M waterproof.
Girls will pay attention to him if he behaves like a confident, cool man.

A high end strip club:

He should wear nice comfortable clean, like new, expensive looking shoes, clean dark comfortable soft slacks, black long sleeved button down silk shirt, necktie is optional and sport coat. Nice slim leather wallet and Rolex watch.
Girls will pay attention to him if he behaves like a gentleman, confident and cool, that knows what he wants, and can afford it

Dress like a fucking douche in a high end strip club - title says it all.