Tampa/Ybor City Clubs

OP, don't even think about driving Orlando to Tampa without first visiting desertscrub, and getting yourself and car a power wash with his magic power wash spray.

Yes, ossifer, everything was 100% in compliance with the ludicrous phased reopening regulations. Everyone wore a mask or two, there were sneeze shields over both nipples, six feet of separation between badly done boob jobs, and 25% of the capacity of my Swan Cola was flat tap water.

I have a girlfriend in Tampa that just started dancing again and she told me that management straight up made her wear a hazmat suit, otherwise she'd have to leave.

Quite honestly, when worn in the right way a hazmat suit can be sexy:

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Ok so honestly this seemed like a good way to get info about whether a 1.5 hour drive was worth it but if I'm going to deal with schmucks like desertscrub I might as well just wing it at a later date

Well before you get too bunched up there have been some recent reviews answering your questions.

Sheikh, don't be so quick to indignation. I've read your SYS review. Although well written, linking dancer names to specific acts not cool. Even schmuck - like. If your psyche can recover from desertscrub initiation (he's tuscl's mix of Sam Kinnison and Andrew Dice Clay), you may be a solid tuscl reviewer yet.

Haha well said and thanks for the tip, minnow. Didn't realize I was committing an indiscretion