Tampa/Ybor City Clubs

8 comments

• minnow

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  4 years ago

  OP, don't even think about driving Orlando to Tampa without first visiting desertscrub, and getting yourself and car a power wash with his magic power wash spray.
• gammanu95

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  4 years ago

  Yes, ossifer, everything was 100% in compliance with the ludicrous phased reopening regulations. Everyone wore a mask or two, there were sneeze shields over both nipples, six feet of separation between badly done boob jobs, and 25% of the capacity of my Swan Cola was flat tap water.
• Eve

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  4 years ago

  I have a girlfriend in Tampa that just started dancing again and she told me that management straight up made her wear a hazmat suit, otherwise she'd have to leave.
• Longball300

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  4 years ago

  Quite honestly, when worn in the right way a hazmat suit can be sexy:
  
  https://metro.co.uk/2013/10/16/halloween…
• 122333sheikh

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  4 years ago

  Ok so honestly this seemed like a good way to get info about whether a 1.5 hour drive was worth it but if I'm going to deal with schmucks like desertscrub I might as well just wing it at a later date
  
• Longball300

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  4 years ago

  Well before you get too bunched up there have been some recent reviews answering your questions.
• minnow

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  4 years ago

  Sheikh, don't be so quick to indignation. I've read your SYS review. Although well written, linking dancer names to specific acts not cool. Even schmuck - like. If your psyche can recover from desertscrub initiation (he's tuscl's mix of Sam Kinnison and Andrew Dice Clay), you may be a solid tuscl reviewer yet.
• 122333sheikh

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  4 years ago

  Haha well said and thanks for the tip, minnow. Didn't realize I was committing an indiscretion