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Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

It served its purpose.

I was already out for a friend's birthday when some of the girls who were present in our group decided that they wanted to see some T&A. Gold Club is a hellhole and some of…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Better than I expected

Fortified with the vaccine, I decided to start venturing out to the clubs again. It's been about a year since I hit any of the Akron clubs. Beer was still $2. Interior still the…

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Claims to be Atlanta Stripper/Hooker

https://www.reddit.com/r/NSFWIAMA/comments/mussaz/f23_ive_been_an_stripperprostitute_for_4_years_ama/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 https://imgur.com/a/u5eQGOb

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Brit Brit

Oh how I love the MILF version of Brit Brit. You know when she made this video she was loaded up on either 6 bottles of moscato or a handful of Valium (or maybe both). If I saw…

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Making it rain at George Floyd Square

https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7665 I saw this happening in real time on TV this afternoon. Part of the celebration in George Floyd Square at the announcement of three guilty counts on Derek Chauvin, celebrators made it rain. A guy being interviewed on camera cut…

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Today seems ....

Today has seemed like a slow day on here... Are the clubs are secretly opened and everyone is busy making up for lost time lol Anywho... Running a tuscl special on snapchat.... If interested please message me for details.... Worse case you…

Round Valley Inn

Clinton, New Jersey

Go go for the ages

Stopped by here right after the shelter in place ended. Always enjoyed visiting Bill and his ladies here. There was always a good mix of latinas and AA dancers. Mostly 7-8s and a total of…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Took a While, But I found a good one.

So I went on a Sunday paid the $11, but got to take the water bottle home! Anyway club was cool, not too bad. I wore a mask and saw most patrons wearing masks…

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Ot: Snow Flashers

What is your opinion of people driving in the city with their flashers going? Some people seem to think they need to have their flashers on to warn others there is snow on the road. I was driving home last night…

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name the latest trend / fad at the SC

always seems to be some random lowkey fad or trend goings on at the SC that lives and dies during a season. what have you noticed particular outfit? trendy hairstyle trending tatt noted surgery or piercing odd catchphrase?

Nicole's

Salisbury, North Carolina

It is what it is

So I haven’t been to this place since the lockdown and had no idea they had reopened. I decided to stop by last Wednesday to check and it was open. Turns out it had opened…

McHale's

Corning, New York

Covid Friendly

McHales is a long standing top less bar in downtown Corning, NY. It’s essentially a small, locals bar with an afterthought of a stage with a pole in the back, where pool tables would ordinarily…

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Ricky is taking me on vacation!

Ricky wants to take me to Vietnam 🇻🇳 for a sugar baby trip! I did not want to go that far but when he told me about that we can get 1,154,606 dongs for $50.00!!! I can't wait!!! Anyone else who…

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Food for thought

Every hand that you shake has had a dick in it.

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Fun outing to orange county

Visited Monday April 5 at around 1 in the afternoon. Got there just before 1 so the cover was free. From what I understand cover is $10 for day shift and $20 for the night…

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Which tuscl poster jacks off while giving to homeless folks?

im pretty sure this guy is a regular tuscl poster https://www.efukt.com/20526_Charity_Makes_His_Dick_Hard.html my psychological geneiousness says that this is unacceptable behaviour

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Great intro to strip clubs for a birthday boy

This place is a total gem for the man looking for a toned down version of the high end experience with great money to action ratio. Came here for my own birthday, 20$ cover fee…

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

2 girls isn’t always better than 1

PG is open! I was stoked to get out and see some hot naked chicks. PH looks like it got a makeover. It I used to look pretty run down with old shorty benches and…

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technenology

In India over 400 examinations are conducted every year and the exams are generally classified on the basis of the domain or field of study. Basically, they are bifurcated as Engineering, Law, Medicine, MBA, Design, Pharmacy, Computer Application, Finance and…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

It gets better

Being bored as hell with money burning a hole in my pocket I decided to head out. Finding parking wasn't too bad as they was ample space. I paid $2.00 at the door. Once inside…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Not At All Like HBO's Oz

Have been going to Tampa clubs on my annual visit to the the Sunshine State and after reading a favorable review here decided to try Oz. Had a very good first visit and liked the…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

hole in none

the hole is a hole. upon entering there was no cover but they did a temp check. this place is so bad they refuse to fix their obliterated 19th hole sign outside. inside it’s the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Pandoras on a SATURDAY afternoon.....

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon. This was the first time since Covid. New pay system up front and a guy instead of the manager they had before. Took my money at the door explained…

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My Dream

My dream is for every strip club in America that has a kitchen to be serving cheesesticks by the end of 2021. It’s also my dream for every club in America to offer free admission to any patron named…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Sunday Afternoon first time at this club

The club itself is near an intersection off the highway. It was very easy to get to and there was parking there but spots are tights. Once entering they do a quick temp check and…

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The power of addiction...

The power of addiction is one that is unreal... A girl will dance on a stage showing her...parts...her tits...pussy just for the money to get high. A girl will sell her pussy to get hi. A girl will sleep with…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

A pleasant surprise

I was driving back from a disappointing road trip to Atlanta so I still had an itch to scratch. I have never been to any of the Greenville clubs but I know pretty women live here…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

3 in 1

This is basically a review of 3 trips to the purple orchid. To wear on saturdy and one was in the middle of the week maybe Wednesday. Out of the 3 times, only one of those…

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Clubs with a good social media presence

Any suggestions? Diamond Cabaret in St. Louis does a good job showing off their dancers on their Instagram. Any other clubs do the same?

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Decent club. Will be back

Went to Tattletale on a Saturday night around 10pm and stayed for nearly 3 hours. Alcohol was not too expensive. $6 for beers and bought a view mixed drinks for a girl I was talking…

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The Unbelievably Sordid World of Adults

I still remember when my dear old dad first told me about the birds and the bees. He told me in graphic detail how babies were made. I was totally aghast! I was too young for this information…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

Anyone been here recently?

It looks like the last review was in 2019, before the relocation, and I'd really like to know more about the club!

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Overly Persistent Tip Parade

I stopped by Taboo on a rainy, cool Thursday afternoon and the whole covid setup hasn't changed. As is the case with most of these types of establishments, they currently do not allow seating around…

Vegas Video, Arcade, and Spa

Sweet Springs, Missouri

Low quality

Holy hell, got there at 12:30 on a Saturday night paid $25 to come in. There was three dancers working with one of them being super hot which I had met in a Tulsa club.…

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Houston Club in the 90's

About 25 years ago I was taken by one of our salesmen to a high end club in Houston. I know this was literally a generation ago, but someone may know of the club. Hell, it may still be there.…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Closed for renovation.

The club is closed for renovation. They olan to open back on Wednesday april 21st.if you are planning to go there, i d skip. I wish I knew this info before hand. The website doesn't…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Disappointing evening at BW

I went in to visit BW with my wife looking to enjoy some pretty girls and possibly get a dance. We had decided on Bucks over BBD due to the ability to bring our…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

It's Ok

Went on a Thursday evening in April 2021. Walked in on a Thursday night (around 10pm). There was a $10 cover fee and the bouncer scans your ID (something I did not like). This place…

Bishops Corner

Stratford, Connecticut

Almost back to normal

Went there last week on a Thursday. They had just been open for a week or so after being shut down by Covid. I used to frequent this place quit a bit in the past…

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I’m woke as fuck!

It’s high time we bring back diversity into our strip clubs! There’s not enough of us hairy fat middle age balding men in our strip clubs and up our poles. Too many hot women, enough is enough! We can strip,…

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Scent of a Woman

Ever go on a morning outing somewhere and, when you put your mask on, all you could smell is the girl who you ate out the night before? Can you then imagine having to sit somewhere for an hour…

XS Gentlemen's Club

Wilmington, California

Time your trip well, enjoy it while it lasts.

An interesting club to say the least. The location is great, right off of Anaheim ave but not super loud so if you don't look out you could miss it. I however, consider that a…

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street smart people, why work when you make free money sitting at home

street smart people know how to work the system...one dancer years ago told me made 100k but claims unemployed on her tax form, and another one was working part time in a doctors office so she qualifies for welfare…

What I Wish I knew about Lap Dances

The first time I went to a nude strip club I was not sure what to expect. If I had known a little more and had a better idea what to spend and what questions to ask, I would have had a much better time. This is what I wish I had known when I saw the flyer that said the local topless club was now bottomless too and decided to check out the new format. Nude clubs offer more than a typical bikini bar or pastie bar will. Local laws often limit what a club can do. Most clubs probably would do more if they could. I sat down at the first table I saw and did my best to enjoy…

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ODD LAPDANCE ROOMS

over the years anybody here ever had dances take place in areas of a club/bar that are not the norm? one was at runway 69 in manhattan. walk through the doorway and there are 3 walls, each with mirrors from the…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

visit to flashdancers on murray street

I went to the located on Murray street this past Friday. I stopped by in the evening at about 7pm. This location is only open from 3pm to 11pm everyday because of the pandemic. The admission was…

Players Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Ehhh

When i went on a sunday afternoon i was not really expecting much. Every club i have ever went too was either less or on par with this one. You know what you are getting…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

No lunch till 2 now.

Update. No cover charge during day anymore. Bad news no lunch either, kitchen doesnt open till 2 i was told now. Not going to describe the club, read other reviews for that. Nothing has changed…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

No lap dances allowed here until May 1 2021

i called and they dont allow lap dancws but starting May 1st they said should be back to normal

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

Huge boobs ddd or bigger

Are there any dancers here with DDD fake boobs or bigger ?

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Whats the best club in Dallas to find huhe fake boobs?

I will be in Dallas next month and want to know which club is best with a particular girl you may know or just in general where would be the best place to see many girls with huge fake…

360 Legacy

Hardeeville, South Carolina

Booze Flow Problems

In the 2nd half of our Emperors/Lux journey (for 1st half see: “5 to 1 customer to dancer ratio” in my reviews), my friend and I pulled up to a pretty empty parking lot. Emperors…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

A pleasant return to the game

My last strip club visit was March 14, 2020, exactly 400 days ago. Savannah’s is the nicest club in the area and was the place I selected for my return to the game. Nothing has changed…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Smart move to use this as plan B (Pt 2)

When I walked into Clancys that Friday night it was easily 25 guys for 6 girls. Now my first thought was wow this was a sausage fest, but these girls knew how to work a…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Rip Van Winkle

First visit to this club in over a year: I felt like Rip Van Winkle awakening to a different world from a long slumber. Specifically, club has been remodeled with new curtained lap dance booths…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

A Good Time

I stopped by Diamond Dolls for the first time around 1:30 Sunday afternoon. It cost me five dollars to enter the place and another four for a beer. It was busy for a…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

TB post speakeasy

Arrived at Rizo a bit earlier than check in. Got my VIP card from the desk. Now here is where I had a small issue, he asked for my ID to get the VIP card.…

Cheetah Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Anybody know Natalie?

I stopped in for a quick visit while waiting for an airport pickup. Got a Corona for $7. Sat down at a table near the side stage and watched Lucy dance a couple…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

I could have made it more fun, but im getting to old for this sh*t

It was a Friday night and I was in the mood for some Brazilian. Had some fun with one of my favs here right when this place operated as a kind of speakeasy. I saw…

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, New Jersey

AJs worth a visit on weekday if you want a place to sit.

Ajs at secaucus. I have been to this club few years back and going back to this club I found that literally nothing has changed. Parking was free in the front and across the street. There…

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Stimulus money finally washing out of the system

It would seem that the stimulus money is finally washing out of the system at some clubs, at least if recent trends hold. Opportunities are opening back up that dried up for a while, with girls showing back up…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

I Think “Meh” Sums it up Nicely

390 is now open at 12 on Saturday and Sunday’s. I stopped in at roughly 4pm on this past Sunday to see if any daytime fun was to be had here. I’ve definitely had it…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Covid has hurt this place. Chicago still sucks for SC’s ...

I dont usually post a second review, but post covid.... there has been some changes. First of all, you used to always get half off admission if you showed a game day ticket. Apparently…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Worth another trip, and another.

I had a good time here last time I came through Jacksonville, so I decided to try again. I walked in about 2:30 on a Tuesday afternoon and the place hadn't changed from my last…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Day shift in COI

This has become my go to club in COI since the talent seems to have been going downhill at Synn. The location is kind of weird and easy to miss if you’re not looking for it.…

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Best Club In America (layout/building-wise)

In your opinion, what is the coolest club you’ve ever been in - within the United States? I’m not talking about hottest strippers, good drink prices, extras, I’m talking the club in general. Layout, how the stage it set up, seating…

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, Illinois

No more pasties? Pleasant surprise.

I had not been to Rick’s since it changed over from the old VIP’s. There are a few changes. We arrived around 8pm, via Uber. There is a door guy that greets you…

Satin Dolls

Lodi, New Jersey

BadaBingBadaBoom

Stopped by this spot off the highway, I just call it bada bing. First time here it's a big club with a lot of space, my only other strip club experience was vics in irvington…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Back

Found myself in the area with cash in hand and some free time. Decided I would go check things out at Pandoras. Masks required. Temps taken at the door. I my guess…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Basketball vs boobs

I was in town for vacation last month so I decided to kill time. The bouncer in the front charged 2 dollars for parking. I walked inside and paid the girl inside 15 dollars for…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Review for Fri 4/16

1st visit since last March. 20 to enter. All dances occur in viprooms which cost an additional 20 payable at bar. Dancers are mostly latina. I counted 1 black Dancer and 1 white Dancer who…

Emperors Gentleman's Club

Savannah, Georgia

5 to 1 customer to dancer ratio

Hadn’t hit the local clubs since Feb so me and the boys decided to go for a 2fer last night: Emperor’s and Lux. Emp’s was $12 (not $10) because of a UFC fight. They usually charge…

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Strange things u wanted when u were young

share strange but non sexual things u wanted as a youth when i was young i wanted to grow up to be a bird. one day i woke up covered in red spots. i thought these might be feather follicles and…

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Phoenix 2AMer.

PHOENIX (3TV/CBS 5) -- Two men are in serious condition after a shooting at a Phoenix strip club early Sunday morning. Phoenix Police Sgt. Ann Justus said it happened around 2:30 a.m. at Jaguars, near I-17 and McDowell Road. When…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

Welcome to Arkansas. This is your reality.

Ok. Just arrived in Little Rock and wanted to check out the SC scene. Headed up to PR around 10pm on Saturday, thinking it would be a good feel for how the club is. Parking…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

First visit to Millstream Inn

I visited the Millstream Inn for the first time several weeks ago-Easter Sunday. It was a pretty low key, uneventful visit, but I had a nice time and enjoyed checking the place out. In driving…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

PHL is reliable

Visited PHL on a rainy Wednesday afternoon. Parking lot was mostly empty but the back lot was full meaning there were some dancers inside. Walk in and it’s dark, table to the right of the…

La Gloria Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

I dunno about La Gloria - Not even for a recharge beer

Came in on Tuesday evening while ‘bar hopping’. Heard some good merengue beats so was intrigued. Quick check by bouncer, no temp check but i sanitized my hands. Upon entry 2 meseros jumped to greet…

Babes Show Club

Jackson, Mississippi

A night in Jackson

Stopped by Saturday evening while in town for the night. Place is in a rough area but I wouldn't think it would get dangerous, bad roads, homeless, car service stations that look halfway in business.…

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Good Friday nighy

I stopped by on a friday night a few weeks ago. Security checks your temp and takes the cover($10). Masks stay on when walking around and no bar seating. The girls working that night were…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Busy Friday night

Friday night about 1030 I decided to head out for a bit. I weighed my options and decided on S44. I get there and the parking lot is packed. I had to squeeze in a…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Sometimes you win, and sometimes you don't.....

So I saved up my money to go to Vic's for the first time. I was all geared up.... I don't find myself in Irvington for work much, especially now, but since I was not…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

YMMV

So this is probably the 3rd time I have been to this club. Every time it gives me a different experience. When I arrived the downstairs it was nobody but the owner and one other…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Stick to the day shift.

This bar is one of my frequent haunts. Conveniently near several highways with a large parking lot. The bar is small probably less than 1000 square feet with a small stage and tables lining the…

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How much do you all care about makeup and hair?

I keep having females telling me how important hair and makeup are. Yet I have a lot of days I look great can't make shit. Then I show up hair looking all crazy and zero makeup and make good money…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Warning: Bottle service only

Good evening. Last night around 930 I decided to hit up Breathless. I haven’t been since June/July and that was only outdoors. I heard they recently opened up inside so I was excited to see…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Not as good as pre-COVID

This was my second time here, but the first since COVID hit. I got there early evening and had free parking and no cover. I stayed untill 11-12. Now to the good…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

Miss kittys can provide if you're brave enough.

Went in around 1030 pm or so, there were about 4 decent looking girls working and one rather large girl. Paid my cover of $10 got inside, grabbed my bottle of Bud Light and…

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Rick Dugan is the biggest piece of shit I know

Perhaps the biggest piece of shit I've ever known. In fact, yes. Yes he is.

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Is there a TUSCL Formula for OTC

Just wondering....... Is there a TUSCL Formula for determining the price for OTC. I am thinking...something like. Hours vs Nuts vs Drama vs Looks. Here is my example: Current ATF for OTC goes for $1000 a night. Late 20’s beautiful spinner…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

HK is almost all the way back

Border crossing I had to cross the border twice cuz of work. on Monday afternoon did a 2 hours trip and Tuesday afternoon - Wednesday early morning. Crossing into Mex was no problem.…

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More evidence of Biiden dementia

Biden: "The problem was that the refugee part was working on the crisis that ended up on the border with young people. We couldn’t do two things at once. But now we are going to increase the number." Does this…

Stage Dolls

Great Meadows, New Jersey

Friday fun?

I enjoy this place. Friendly atmosphere, dive bar feel with tits and ass!! Temp check by security when you walk in. ATM by the door as well with the vip room (which is not…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Wednesday Night at Pandoras

This was my first time at this club and even though it may look small on the outside, the inside is very well laid out and spacious. There was a lot of parking available and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Thursday Night Fun

Popped in the House on a Thursday night around 7ish. Large parking lot actually had a decent amount of cars, was pretty busy. Walked in, got a temp check and went my merry way. No…

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How to drink in moderation at the club?

I sometimes get too carried away even when im driving and end up having less fun or not remembering it. Is it better to just stay completely sober and get a water or coke? My ideal amount would be 2-3…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

A night at the Beach

Got in around 11pm Friday night. It’s located down a gravel road. There’s a big sign/billboard that says welcome to the beach and you just take that all the way to the club. Right next…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

Good first visit

This my first visit so really didn’t know what to expect at all. Arrived around 1:30 Friday afternoon parking lot was packed no parking fee at all. No cover at the door, asked to see…

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Eastern European Strippers

Is it just me, or are Eastern European strippers the least affectionate, most mechanical, girls in the club? That has been my experience anyway. I was in a long term relationship in my non strip club life for over 2…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Great club, great for couples.

I went with my wife on Friday 4/16/21, between 8:30PM and 12AM. We had a blast. I hadn't been to Club Risque in over a decade, but I feel like it has greatly improved. There…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Great Sunday Afternoon at Club 205

Sunday afternoon return to reopened Club 205. I went in and all seemed back to "normal" except no seating at stages/tip bar/rail. I ordered a burger and a beer and settled in. Great…

TJ Options: Ficha, Lapdance, VIP or Arriba?

I got pinged by someone asking for details on your options with a bargirl once you're in a club, so thought I'd write a short primer on what your options are after you get hit up for a dollar tip... Ficha Almost every girl you come into contact with will ask you for a drink, a.k.a. a ficha. This will happen either at the bar or at a table. What this means is that the girl will order a drink from one of the meseros for $8-9 (depending on the bar). The mesero will expect a tip, and once the girl has the drink in your hands, she will stay with you until she finishes it. This may take a few minutes…

Real or Not Too Real

Real or not that is the question? Hell all straight men love boobs, tits, tata's, magic melons, fun bags, milk monsters, ect... As I get older I find I'm far more attracted to naturals than perfect bolt-ons. In the club you see them all. Clothed or even partial clothed young bodies with perfect form, big tits, young face, nice firm body, and a nice ass. Seems an obvious choice. They are superior, at least when partially covered. Especially at drawing men to look at them. Covered also hides the normal variation that natural howitzers provide. Typically, I see natural top heavy girls d+ or bigger tend to have more body fat overall. Sure there are outliers like porn star Christy Canyon when…

Shady Lady Lounge

Kansas City, Missouri

Blah thought I was at a bikini bar

Second place of a friday night around midnight after Bazookas. Wow is this place even a strip club didn't seem like it. I been to want to be bikini bar with similar setups. The stage…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Blah but best one of the night I guess

When on a Friday around 11pm. Place is small. The main stage is on left and an decent size with 10 small tables for seating. VIP or reserved seats are nothing spectacular. Lap dance area…

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What if...COVID claimed the lives of children like it did the elderly

What kind of lockdowns would that look like? Would it change how you feel about it? Would it take something like that to influence generations of the world like WWII? How would we blame white supremacy for it this

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OT: For Muddy's Next Airline Flight

Diversity in the cockpit- here's the title of 3 different You Tube videos (typing in the link too much of a pita for me). Enjoy. "Female Pilots of United Airlines Don't Rush Challenge" "Southwest Pilots Don't Rush Challenge." "Delta Women Don't Rush Official."

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Don’t go before 8

First off, on Friday at 7pm, the cover was $30. Whoa! That might be most I’ve ever paid to get into a club. Once inside, as mentioned is the stage which is surrounded by chairs.…

Politics

Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy..

Fuck Bobby Deniro Robert De Niro struggling to keep up with wife’s ‘thirst for Stella McCartney’: divorce lawyer https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/robert-de-niro-struggling-to-keep-up-with-wifes-thirst-for-stella-mccartney-divorce-lawyer

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Johnson and Johnson

I'm not debating the vaccine I'm laughing at anyone stupid enough to have 1 stock dominate their portfolio

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What’s Your Favorite Appetizer?

You better say cheesesticks, I don’t care what you dip it in. Ricks love cheesesticks because they’re usually one of the cheapest things on the menu, but they often can give strippers the farts. Ricks aren’t worried about farting on a…

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Brothels opening

Whether you partake or not, at least this is good news for one of our female contributors https://news3lv.com/news/local/nye-county-brothel-sheris-ranch-preparing-to-reopen

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The Glamour, Grit and Camaraderie of Houston’s Strip Club Dancers

https://www.gq.com/story/adrienne-raquel-solo-exhibition

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

Great to see the clubs open again!

It's been a long time since I've set foot in a strip club since COVID. Tonight as I was driving past Dolphin II, I saw the parking lot was pretty full, so I couldn't…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Got one

It was a rainy Sunday and I was bored. Been cooped up at home for far too long. Thus I decided to venture in the great outdoors. Going to Cheetah was my resolution. I drove…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

A winning formula if you like women not girls

This was my third visit back to RAB. No temperature check going in, no one is wearing masks but employees. No seating at the bar. The waitress finds you a place to sit…

Peeper's

Utica, New York

Very mediocre

This was the first strip club I’ve visited in NY. I was passing by for a business trip and bored so why not? Opened at 9pm, I arrived around 10pm. Parking is out front on…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

not quite ready for prime time

Recently arrived in life back in Las Vegas and since the clubs have been opening I thought I would check out an old favorite. Think I jumped the gun a bit. The governor has announced…

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Rick Dugan is the finest reviewer in the history of site

And a man of class and nobility.

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Nothing happening but kind of busy

Before I went to BML, I stopped here and then one other place. Then one after BML. Sugar 44 is sandwiched between a McDs and a Wells Fargo on the NE corner of 44th and Thomas.…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

A nice little place, probably better for new customers at night.

Came here on a Thursday night, apparently around shift change. The bar is small, to a point that half of it only has passing room for one person at a time. The bar is divided…

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She doesn't know Bo

So earlier tonight I was getting some table dances from a new dancer to me...Devon. She was a great conversationalist and I actually had to initiate getting the dance action going. A very thin, athletic and statuesque blonde who's been…

COVID and the toll on Talents and me

The article may be a little colorless and it will feel incomplete . Give it a thought and add some more , if you feel like venting out like me in comments . When I was alone away from my family due to work Concerns, I always have an escape from lonesomeness and void l when I visit a men's club . The talents always kept me warm and provided me some comfort . I can at least forget my worries and be elated for an hour or so in clubs . Then came a day when that fire was snuffed out due to this Pandemic . It added a lot of stress to me and many more who lost their…

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Hayley Hasselhoff is huge in Germany

Actually she's huge everywhere. Hey I'm not trying to be mean but IMO fat chicks don't belong in Playboy. Granted it's the German version but it's probably going to happen here too. My thoughts are that I really don't care…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

a few gems, otherwise hit or miss

I really don't know what to think about this club Don't get me wrong, there are a few gems here and then there is a just average here. there are a few girls you will recognize…

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if you get sick from the vaccine,will your medical insurance cover it

this is my question, is your life and medical insurance still good or if you die, will you life insurance pay up, i dont know, everybody policy is different so best to call up your insurance agent,

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Disappointing first visit but I see potential

Mase my first visit to Video today nd it was disappointing. $10 to get in at 1:30 and the staff was all super friendly, but there just weren't any dancers worth spending money on. I was…

Red Garter Inn Gentlemen's Club

Wichita, Kansas

no longer in business??

I drove down 53rd last week and found that the sign had been removed and the building looked like the club has closed No cars in the parking lot, and no signs anywhere to…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

1st time, maybe not last time

My first time there. As others have described, the bar itself is small. As you enter, the pool table is in front of you, the small bar is to the right and the…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nice return to old favorite

I have not been to the club since before Covid. This used to be one of my favorite spots because of the abundance of spinner- type dancers. I had to get a temperature check when…

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One of Jacksonville's finest. No reviews in 3 years.

JACKSONVILLE, Fla. – Two Jacksonville eateries were temporarily shut down last week by the Department of Business and Professional Regulations after inspectors discovered major health code violations. Mascara, an adult entertainment club on Southside Boulevard, was shut down with 12 violations.…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Boat is almost back to normal

Raiders Reef or as it is aso known "The Boat" is a clean large club. It's a building shaped like a pirate ship although it lost its masts years ago. It sits between an…

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At Las Vegas strip clubs, dancers hope to shed pasties as pandemic rules

https://lasvegassun.com/news/2021/apr/16/at-las-vegas-strip-clubs-dancers-hope-to-shed-past/

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Vegas - Woman drugged and stole watches, she fine tho

https://www.reviewjournal.com/crime/woman-accused-of-stealing-watches-valued-at-82k-from-men-on-strip-2329917/ Lol at dude saying she went to his room and they never discussed sex. Maybe she was struggling with her onlyfans page?

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Stripper arrested for.......

stripping! Stripper Arrested In Japan For Stripping https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/gaming/stripper-arrested-in-japan-for-stripping/ar-BB1fI5IW?ocid=msedgntp

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Rip follies

With platinum being closed down I was looking for a new place to go. I heard some rumors that some of the girls moved over here to diamond. I arrived at the club around 4 pm.…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Any joy was lost in the lineup

Just when the Covid rates are looking better, the roster at the Raven seems to be getting worse. Yeah there are a couple of cuties on the day shift. Maybe one or two on the…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

What a rip off

WOW, what a rip off. This has always been one of my favorites with good two way contact even though the prices are fairly high. But today I stopped by, very dark club with 6…

Tijuana

Is Adelitas open?

I think I read a review from someone who mentioned that Adelitas was going to be closed for a while. Has anyone been in the vicinity recently? If so, Is it still closed, or have they opened back up?

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Former porn star Mary Carey running for California govenor

Here she is on Howard Stern show: https://www.xnxx.com/video-e99s480/d._mary_carey_wasted_on_the_howard_stern_show_hd_porn_videos_- And here is the news story: https://www.foxnews.com/politics/mary-carey-former-porn-star-running-for-california-governor-as-newsom-faces-recall

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Elizabeth Hurley Bikini

Every other day Yahoo's front page has another bikini photo of this washed up actress. All she can do to stay relevant is to post half naked photos of herself on her Instagram every two days. I am…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Not worth it at all anymore.

Wow, this place is a trip anymore. Everyone has said this place has lost all of it's charm but I thought I'd find out myself and sad to say, what everyone says is true. Location -…

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Best place for fs in COI?

Where did all the fun dancers go?!? Seems like all the girls back to work are boring and not up for the normal fun. Anyone know what’s been up or where all the girls that were working COI before the…

Tijuana

I Love the Smell of a Brothel in the Morning

Since my trip last Saturday, my Covid mask smells like Hotel Cascadas when put it on. I will never wash that mask.

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Have no interest in regular escorts but are pornstar escorts worth trying once?

I've never really had the courage to see an escort even with proper research you never know if your gonna get bait and switched or robbed or caught in a sting. I also really prefer the laid back vibe of…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Follies Day Shift at Vivide.

During a visit today, 4/15/21, I learned from a waitress and a dancer that was fucking the owner of the Platinum Club that that club did get shut down for not having a liquor license. It's doubtful that they will…

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I Make It Rain Wit Da Shit Coinz!!!

https://youtu.be/X6d4JZStL78 ^^^ I am gettin so rich wit da shit coinz I gonna cash out and make it rain like dat!!! Does anyone know how to make it rain wit shit coinz witout cashin put onto dollars?

Politics

This is why the GOP needs Donald Trump

Democrats kick off push to pack Supreme Court with four new justices https://www.foxnews.com/politics/democrats-unveil-bill-pack-supreme-court-four-new-justices This is a gross and abhorrent abuse of power. This clearly underscores the importance of a 60-vote consensus in the Senate, absent that requirement the need for the…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

lay back day

I showed up about 1pm on a Wednesday. I was hoping to see the mother/daughter duo but it looks like they are no longer there? Anyway I got tableside dances from all 3…

Angels Gentlemen's Club

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Visit worth the time

I was traveling southwest michigan for work and decided to take a stop at Angels before returning home. The visit was worth the detour and overall experience pleasing. Parking is ample and well marked and lighted.…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Nice Lunch Stop

Stopped by in the early afternoon. Grabbed a quick lunch. Burgers are good, other sandwiches vary in quality. Various dancers typically ranging from 6-9. No real unattractive ladies, but some where not curvy…

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Has anyone here bought into Coinbase

I purchased 50 shares yesterday using a limit order, it was fulfilled at $297. It opened at $250 and quickly climbed to well over $300 per share this morning I see it is over $328 per share this should…

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Has anyone here gained a few pounds this year

I know that in December a few months after I sold my business I had gained 25 pounds, even though I had been diligent about my exercise and eating habits, I guess that the change in my…

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COVID - the Midwest/Northeast Vs the South

I’ve been reading a lot how COVID infection rates are once again exploding in Michigan, Pennsylvania, New York and California. BUT it’s staying low in Texas and Florida. Why is that? I haven’t read any reasoning why it’s bad in…

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Old = selfies. New - belfies.

NEW YORK, April 14, 2021 /PRNewswire/ -- It's time to address the ultimate online dating question: do people actually enjoy your selfies, or are belfies – selfies of your bottom – more effective in building a lasting romantic spark? Dating.com,…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

Bartender buns

Went to Allstars last Friday. I went to tiffany's first but turned around and left because there were no dancers yet, only two dudes and bartender, and I heard they don't have food so that…

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Have any of u been visited by a female sex demon?

as the resident geneious of tuscl it is important for me to offer psychological help to the more disturbed members of this board. i received a disturbing pm from a particularly disturbed poster that i would like to share: As I…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Sucked!

This placed sucked. Ok, I guess I'll write an actual review. I was looking forward to this place. I arrived at around 10 pm and the parking lot was packed (but the…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Back In Action

Back in Seattle after over a year of no working in Washington. Got lucky cuz club opened April 1. Did a remodel while they were closed. Classed up the joint starting with curtain and new…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

March Madness

I made my second trip to Bogart’s on the first Friday of the NCAA tournament. It’s a pretty big parking lot with free parking. When you walk in the door guy collects $5 and gives…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

First Post COVID Protocol Visit

Well, I finally got fully vaccinated and decided to get back on the saddle now that the COVID protocols have been lifted in AZ. I arrived around 3:00. No ID scan, no cover…

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Atlanta strip claims falling off?

All the mid reviews lately smh. This doesn’t seem like Atlanta at all. What happened to all the superb reviews of every club? Clubbing experience has been pretty bad here as of late. Idk man, Atlanta is def not a…

The Pony

Davenport, Iowa

sinclair's Review

Here is a composite review of Deja Vu from six nights of clubbing. I had not been to this club since 2018 when it was still Tuxedos Show Club. Not too much has changed with…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Mid Week.... Turning Up the Heat.........

Wednesday 07 April Started out about 3:00 PM, $8 Valet charge, no cover charge,temperature check and sign in required. The Flight Club is a two level establishment, lower level, bar, main dance stage with two…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

sinclair's Review

I went to the Southern Comfort Lounge on Wednesday at 23:45 and Friday at 22:45. The cover was $10 both nights. This is very reasonable considering the club is BYOB. The club seems to be…

Augie's

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Augie’s during the pandemic

I figured I take the hit, and review this place since I haven’t been here in a while and now with the pandemic things are slightly different. So I’ll first start by saying the cover was…

Pandora's Mens Club

Dallas, Texas

Disappointing visit

I used to love this club. It was a fun party with friendly girls who were eager to please and fairly laid back door staff. Man how times have changed. For starters, this is…

Politics

OT: Training the next generation of activists

California Ethnic Studies Advisor To Teachers: Be ‘Extra Careful’ About Parents Seeing ‘What Materials Are Being Used’ The Santa Clara County Office of Education hosted an ethnic studies training wherein the presenter told teachers to be “extra careful” about parents seeing…

Politics

OT: Seattle BLM Supporter Arrested & Charged Over Two Anti-Asian Attacks

SEATTLE, Washington—A well-known Black Lives Matter activist, Democrat, and ANTIFA member Christopher Allen Hamner, 51, is accused of committing anti-Asian hate crimes in the Seattle area, according to Komo News. Hamner was arrested on Thursday, March 25, for allegedly attacking and…

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Jayne’s SnapChat!

I know I’m biased, but if you enjoy watching a regular girl being fucked like a filthy whore, it might be worth checking out Jayne on her SnapChat. She has some nice content. She definitely works to post content each…

Epic Exotic Nightlife

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Looks closed

I drove by Paper Moon couple of days ago. Parking lot empty at 4:30 pm and sign on door indicating Epic Nighclub opening. No idea if that is strip club but there is a nightclub in Greensboro with that…

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Whats the HIV infection rate in renting out a used sex doll ?

Asking for a friend 😆

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E11even Miami will accept Bitcoin, says it’s first major club to do so

E11even Partners hospitality group announced Tuesday that when customers pay for tables, drinks, or merchandise, they will have the option of using cryptocurrency. The company has partnered with a cryptocurrency processing company to process purchases using Bitcoin (BTC), Bitcoin Cash…

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It's national ex-spouse day. Be nice!

https://nationaldaycalendar.com/days-2/national-ex-spouse-day-april-14/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark I haven't seen my ex bitch in 15 years.

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It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy

Bernie Maddoff has died in prison we shed no tears for the swindler

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Now’s your chance to finally own a Tampa Bay strip club

Which TUSCL member will buy this club? The $2.2 M price is small change for us guys. https://photos.cltampa.com/nows-your-chance-to-finally-own-a-tampa-bay-strip-club/?slide=1&screen-shot-2021-04-13-at-2-26-02-pm

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Shaquille O’Neal Gave LA Lakers Per Diem Money to a Stripper

https://www.sportscasting.com/shaquille-oneal-gave-la-lakers-per-diem-money-stripper/