Atlantis
1897 E Lincoln Hwy Ford Heights, IL 60411

Don't need to run faster than the bear

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Aug 2, 2021, 12:27 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

Got there a little after 10. Parking here is a mini-drama. I was told not all spots cost the same. I picked an economy class spot for $10. Maybe that means you may pay more if you come later. But can't say for sure how the spot market for their parking works. They have valet service, but I was allowed to park myself and keep the keys. The parking lot guys have a weird fetish for making you back into your spot. They don't wank while you're backing in. But I suspect, at home after the club closes, they wank and think about you backing into your spot.

Walked in, showed ID, paid a $20 cover. The staff is pleasant and professional.

The club appearance is primo inside and out. Looked like 30 foot ceilings, big enough that it could be a good sized movie theater. The stage has two white columns set into the back wall.

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