Does anyone know how to make exciting connections in the industry?

How about go fuck yourself.

Nice try Beat100

Who?

No 100% sure way. The ways you can try, from most to least likely to work:
1. Be a stripper or otherwise work at a strip club.
2. Date a stripper and be a positive thing in her life.
3. Data a traumatized stripper and trauma-bond with her.
4. Buy lots of dances, don't be judgmental or clingy, listen as much as you talk.

If you go to the parties only traumatized strippers go to, you won't like them unless you're traumatized or a traumatizer.

I intend to drink straight from the hose and be a dancer myself. But not every dancer is connected, a lot of dancers are just looking to make money. I wanna make friends. Valuable friends that will get me places.

Sounds like a sure fire plan, we have a name for people like you
We call them Trolls

Not sure where you’re getting the idea that strippers lead a glamorous life. The closest they get to living the life of a Kardashian is watching it on TV

Not the life of a Kardashian, no. That's "glamour." I'm looking for fun. Nightlife and stuff. For someone to text me and ask if I wanna go to a thing at a club.

I think you've been watching too many rap videos. Most strippers I know can barely pay their rent or electricity bill. I guess they are good for a fun time but is that the horse you want to hitch your wagon to?

Who has this plan worked for except Cardi B? If you want to get into porn, no internship stripping is required. Yes there are other ex-stripper celebs, but mostly they succeeded in spite of stripping not by stripping.

Top dancers can save up enough to open their own club. But it seems to happen rarely if ever. They save for college or some other non-adult business.

I'm not looking to be a millionaire either, it's just, I'm told dancers have connections to the best parties. I just want to be in a position where I can go to those parties. But if I'm a dancer myself, I'd be the one inviting people to these parties. I want to trickle the party down to the lower partying class.

Again, I don’t know where you are hearing that strippers are well connected to the party circuit.

All the dancers i know get don’t get home til 4 am. They work most weekends. They go home and take care of their kids. And if they do ever find the time to go out it’s usually with a few other dancers (their only friends) for a birthday celebration.

Have you auditioned at any clubs?

I haven't auditioned yet, I wanted to make a plan first. Because what I heard was that successful dancers can get connected. But you guys are telling me that's wrong.

So how do I get connected? That's what I want.

I've been a fan of many (but not all) strippers too. With the ones I like, their "parties" are typically going out to a nice restaurant. I got invited occasionally, but I never expected to be. When you're a fan who expects to become a friend, you're on the road to being a stalker.

That doesn't sound like the way, then. I don't wanna be a stalker, I wanna be a friend/valuable connection to people in the industry. Also I'm not crazy about nice restaurants.

Most strippers aren't going to the big high end parties unless they are hired to work those parties. The reason for this is simple - most high end strippers are working nights and weekends when the best parties are happening.

How many of the parties that you want to go to happen after 6pm or on Fridays and Saturdays? You can pretty much eliminate going to those parties since as a successful stripper you will be working those hours.

Now if you just want to be able to post hot pics of you and your hot friends while barely dressed while holding lots of money becoming a stripper is a decent path to that. It is also a good way to get a lot of followers on social media from the guys at the club.

If you want to be in with the big party crowd you need to find a job that keeps your nights and weekends free. Then spend all of your free nights and weekends going to a bunch of high end clubs and party your ass off drinking with the hottest girls you can find and flirting with the hottest guys. If you do this often enough you will eventually become friends with enough of them to get invited to the parties you want.

That'll make me friends with beautiful people, but I'm looking for the "fun parties." The kind that people claim only strippers/industry people know about/how to get into.

Sell cocaine?

I don't think the dancers at the clubs I've been to go to special, exclusive parties. When they don't get enough nightlife at work, they go to the bars, concerts and raves that are open to the general public.

One dancer told me she got invited to an in-club orgy with Tiger Woods, but she declined. The dancers who participated were compensated in four figures, but it didn't sound like they became Tiger's valued contacts.

This OP confusing high end escorts for dancers? Unless an invite is extended by the host, nobody's getting invited to parties. And, at least in Detroit, non disclosure agreements are a thing, so good luck posting about the sexcapades and escapades later.

Dc at least posts shit other than Cumming in your pants or bargaining with hookers.


They get invited in exchange for gucking or stripping. Like at yacht or mansion parties with a few guys. They don't post the parts where they do coke or Molly and get fucked for $$$

As for clubs. Wannabe models get more invites to sit at tables and keep simps who get bottles company.

Its nothing glamorous.

2ICEE, are you saying these girls are hired to go to parties?

Well, I'm not taking this thread or the the OP remotely seriously.

"exciting life of an industry insider."

Music industry, movie industry, porn industry are all things. Stripper industry, to my knowledge is not a thing as far as industry parties, award shows, networking, etc.

OTOH, TUSCL members are as connected as you can get in the fast pace exciting stripper industry. We have semi regular meet and greets. Post some revealing photos and post why we should let you attend and you might just get lucky. Desertscrub is our party planner. Feel free to DM him.

From what I understand there's some overlap in the broader sex work industry/industries.

After reading this drivel I pray that the climate emergency kills us all.....today.

Nowadays porn stars make money mostly by touring strip clubs and featuring, and/or high-end escorting. From what I've been told, feature dancers and house dancers don't typically hang together. The features bring in people who don't spend with the house dancers generally.

Like motorhead and whodey, from knowing strippers, I've never heard about anything like what you're looking for. If it exists, the best odds of finding it are in Vegas, or maybe Miami.

@Ishy don't you ever get tired of all of us guys who can't get a good lay for free comiserating? I mean maybe that's who Leucippat really is too, but at least role-playing.

Now we're getting somewhere. What kinds of friends are feature dancers making? What kinds of lives are they living?

This idiot has the same thread on stripperweb.

You want to get into the lives of dancers? Ill give you a shortlist

Substance abuse
poor money management
Children from men that are jobless
"partying" with similar women
unstable home lives

Sounds exotic and so exclusive, doesn't it?

Of course this isnt the case for everybody but in my experience at least one or two hit rather consistently....often all of them.

This can happen, but if there were inherent shame in being a dancer, there wouldn't be a Stripperweb. Obviously it's totally fine to wanna dance and have the life of a dancer.

There are many websites committed to the cause of the Nazis. Is it ok to be a Nazi? The life of a dancer? great for 5 years: toothless and living in abusive poverty later in life. Nice trolling by the way fake.

You’ll have to ignore skifredo. He’s a homeless crab living behind a Starbucks and using their WiFi to post. He’s also obsessed with Nazis. He isn’t a Nazi, mind you. In fact, he hates Nazis. So that’s one plus for the guy...er...crab. But he is frickin’ obsessed...

Anyhoo, assuming you aren’t a troll, I’ll give you some insights. Some ricksights if you will:

If you’re actually hot enough we could have a council of ricks meetup and mentor you. Now you’ll be doing some pretty unspeakable things if you accept our help. For example, you might have to be gangbanged by a lion, a vulture, and a dugan. Are you prepared for that?

And if you’re a troll I’ve got one word for you: wildebeest. ROAR!!!

I think the OP is confusing strippers and entertainers. Strippers aren’t entertainment industry insiders, they dance in clubs for money. It seems glamorous if you watch certain parts of a movie like Hustlers. But, in 95% of the cases, it’s not.

If you are talking about invites to private parties, then those strippers are hired to “dance” for a group of horny guys in an expensive hotel suite. If you believe they are just dancing, then you are naive.

If you want to get into cool parties, you should become a celebrity or one of those Internet celebs - as you will find more red carpet stuff there. If you can leech off of a big celebrity as part of an entourage you will likely get into many cool parties too.

What I was assuming was that strippers make friends with entertainment industry insiders. Do they not? If not, how do I make friends with industry insiders?

I just read that Rihanna is a billionaire. Now, I have always found her kind of weird looking with too much forehead. But 1.7 billion dollars has moved up to an 8 in my book. My question is, does anyone know how I can be invited to a fun industry party with her? I'm sure I'm just a FRMOS away from being Mr. Rihanna. Thanks in advanced.

We ricks aren’t just celebrities - we’re frickin’ legends.

I mean really...how many lions wear stylin’ suits like me? Not bloody many. Back in tha NC when one of my chums would eat a tourist and take his suit it just wouldn’t hang right. I’m a rick so I got S-T-Y-L-E style.

Even sans suit we ricks are S-M-O-O-T-H smooth. Check out the video my bud ricktheorangutan sent: https://imgur.com/gallery/Nlr1ACN

Is that smooth or is that smooth? Trust me...it be smooth.

Lmao^. I think Rhianna is hot. Always have; no idea why. Just snapchat her for an invite.

Leucippat they're not friends and there aren't any so-called insiders. If you're a guy and pay you get in. A promoter or DJ will have their own table and yeah they can invite people to it. But usually they invite male friends and charge them a discount. Then try to get girls and get them drunk to fuck.

But generally strippers and wannabe models are hired. Sometimes paid as little as a.free bottle of alcohol. To be eye candy at a function or club night.

Mansion and airbnb parties are sausage fests where broke niggas pool their money to rent the place and hire some hoes.

If you want to be friends with industry bottom feeders like promoters and djs hang around them and be a sycophant.

Or just pay a cover charge and go.

And seriously most of the strippers I have talked to said they don't really go to clubs and parties unless they are 18 or 19. Most girls who end up strippers were partying in high school and using fake IDs to get into bars at 18.

I try farting on them.

Definitely fed this troll lol

You need to suck a lot of cock! You should learn how to blow and do some blow. You’ll fit right in if you do.

Luckily it’s 2021 and fame no longer requires talent.

Troll or not the thread brings up valid points. How men create gps by making women out to be something they're not.

And the whole illusion of pretending nightlife is glamorous

Who's pretending? Maybe some people don't like the nightlife, but it's what I want.

Youre pretending. Its not about liking or not liking its about making it what it isn't.

Just find a promoter and ask how much the cover charge is. Its that simple

But I'm looking for the supposed "really hot spots" that only the connected people know of.

^ Heres the GPS coordinates for the hottest place in the United States
Death_Valley
=36_14_49_N_116_49_01_W_dim:86km_region:US-CA_type:landmark
Don’t need to be an insider

Leucippat industry nights are advertised.

I'm not sure what you mean, 2ICEE. What are "industry nights?"

"What are "industry nights?"



"Industry days", after sunset.

Industry nights are when clubs or bars give industry members discounts and freebies and a chance to network in a club setting. They're usually midweek.

I met a dancer a few weeks asking if I did private parties. Maybe she thought I was an industry insider. I don't know where I messed up. No Suit. All clothes at least a few years old. Wearing crappy worn out pre covid shoes and shorts. Must have been the drink I agreed to buy without asking the price. Went back 2 weeks later almost all different dancers. I don't even own a yacht and don't even own any crypto. Life is full of mistakes. I met a dancer a month or so ago who said she spent the whole day at the pool. Obviously she has it rough.

I think I'm miscommunicating what kinds of parties I'm trying to get invited to.

Try to imagine a particularly famous/important porn star. What do you think she does for fun at night? Probably not what we commoners do. She's probably doing something more fun, that we wish we could do. I want to be able to do that, and help others do that.

Coke parties jn expensive airbnbs aren't hard to find.

Is that what they're doing? If so, I'm assuming that AirBnB is a good one to be at. That that person's house is a particularly jumpin' spot that commoners wish they could visit if they only knew how crazy things get.

So back when I was 20, my friend was working as a janitor part time at The Gap, which was as cool then as Abercrombies is now. (Or as cool as Abercrombies was 5 minutes ago, I can't keep up.) So of course that's were strippers shopped. Strippers invited the sales chicks to a house party, the sales chicks invited my friend, he invited me. I thought it was a fun party, but not crazy wild. A chick in her early thirties put pretty heavy moves on me. She had a flock of seagulls haircut but somehow was able to make that work for her. I totally choked, still kick myself. Hard to believe now I was ever young enough that early thirties was scary cougary to me. In my pathetic way, I rolled up on a younger chick who I knew was a stripper. She had the more conventional 80s hair that makes you at least 8 inches taller. We had a nice long convo, but she said she had a boyfriend. This was back when stage dancing was the norm. She was actually pretty shy.

So I guess maybe you should apply to be a janitor at Abercrombies or whatever the "it" store is now.

Abercrombie? Wow, what an outdated place to be considered an “it” store—but it aptly fits considering the mentality the OP is coming from.

And for similar reasons—the whole concept of being “exclusionary” and “cool” is part of a former era that I consider more early mid 2000s.

High end men don’t want to throw as many ostentatious parties thanks to a pandemic, post #metoo, and a public who (whether correctly or incorrectly) has increased resentment against excess wealth and a shrunk middle class—and risk drawing negative attention from media and government agencies who want munniez

TUSCL pretty much skipped straight to the dessert tray for this troll.

@ ilbbaincl Here’s some history on Abercrombie:
https://www.businessinsider.com/history-…

In short: people got tired of Abercrombie starting around 2008. In 2014, the CEO who had focused on only “cool good looking kids” left. Which good riddance Then Abercrombie rebranded, turned down the volume inside their stores, increased both racial and body type diversity, and turned sales back around. It’s not an “it” store by any means but it’s something considering retail isn’t what it used to be.

If there is an “it” store, it’s clothing brands that generally don’t have brick-and-mortar space and have a focus on environmental sustainability. And that is after years of H&M, Zara, Forever21, and similar making people burned out on fashion and also feel guilty about the environment. And before anyone might pull out their political pitch forks at me, I’m just stating facts, not making moral judgments. And I usually shop at thrift stores.

It’s an exciting changed world out there 🙂

It seems younguns have now fully replaced retail therapy with boomer-flaming as a leisure activity. But nicespice should really be more mindful of the quantity of greenhouse gases that boomers emit when flamed. And BTW for people my age 2008 is 5 minutes ago.

A dancer I know was dancing at a club when Bree Olson, Charlie Sheen's goddess, came to feature dance. The club lackey assigned to drive Bree claimed that he fucked her. The dancer said that Bree seemed stuporous and indifferent enough to be randomly fucking people.

Leucippat, Donald Trump seems to be in need of new revenue streams. For $20, he might let you spank him with a rolled up magazine, reenacting his glamorous relationship with Stormy Daniels.

Nothing really weird or bad about what you want. Fine as a daydream, perhaps OK as a life "stretch goal". But most definitely not something to set your heart on.

I don't get why shein or fashion nova are so popular

Commoners wish they could visit? LOL. Commoners lol.

Another glamorous story: I became Stripper A's regular. Being a manwhore, I soon after also became Stripper B's regular at a different club. By coincidence, Stripper B's ex best friend, Stripper C, was Stripper A's ex boyfriend's baby mama. The best part of the story is that Stripper C's parents stepped up, and the little girl is having a great childhood. This left Stripper C free for drinking, drugs, water sports, and brown showers. So, if you like the type of glamour that involves piss and poop, I may be able to hook you up.

More glamour: To stand out, Stripper D started wearing a butt plug with a fox tail in the club. At the end of the night, she asked Stripper E for help getting it out. So E grabbed the tail, and gave it a good hard yank. Apparently, this is totally the wrong way to remove a butt plug, as it hurts like fuck. After some research, Stripper D concluded that the right way to remove a butt plug is to push it out like a big piece of poop. I never thought butt plugs (or butthole anything) was sexy. (Side note: Stripper D is mega sexy, could do fine leaving her butthole in peace.) But now that I know you take butt plugs out by pooping them out, they're even less sexy.

Another exciting connection you make as a stripper is with old people who are likely to be sitting at home on a Saturday night. I was a valuable connection to my fav when she ran out of tampons on Saturday night, and her car was broke down. She calls me, I come pick her up, we go to the supermarket. (She'd always get really mad when I free-ubered her, cause she'd tell me which way to go but I'd go the way I wanted to go.) She says, since I'm here, can I get sushi too. Then we go over to the tampons, but she gets excited when she sees they have these new intra-vaginal cup things. I'm like ew do have some freak regular who's gonna drink outta that cup. Then I say, let's get both in case they're not as good as you think. But she's like nope, nope never ever using tampons again. She is so thrilled by the cups that she calls her pot dealer to tell him about them as I'm driving her, the vag cups, and the sushi back to her place. Apparently the cups work, she did make me come back to take her for tampons.