I'm not a dancer, but I'd like to be. Or rather, I'd like to live the exciting life of an industry insider. Have friends in the industry, get invited to parties, have impressive pictures to put on my Instagram, stuff like that.
Someone somewhere said that you should make friends with strippers because strippers know where the best parties are and have access to them. I wanna be that stripper. And best I can figure the way to do that is to make industry connections. Friends of strippers get into cool parties because strippers are themselves friends of industry players.


How about go fuck yourself.