Orlando Monday Night

Have low expectations on service if you're going to strip clubs, but the girls should be great to look at.

Florida is nearly a second home to me but I’ve never went to an Orlando club. Perhaps find something else to do

Go out for vietnamese food.

You’ll do better at Blizzard Beach

Avoid the clubs and go to a massage parlor.

Twentyfive is right! You will get wetter at Blizzard beach than at any Orlando area club!

Yes! Rent a car and drive to the “near side” of tampa. That would include these 4 clubs: deja Vu, Gold, Emperors and Scarletts. I’ve tried the whole AMP thing and just wasn’t all that impressed or fun for my taste but everyone is different in that respect.

Almost anything in Orlando, sex-related or not, is better than the strip club scene. I did it once during a business trip and never again. I always made sure to have time for Tampa or Cocoa Beach when I scheduled my trip.

Tampa if you're in the Attractions area of Orlando or Cocoa if you are closer to Downtown. But there are plenty of massagey massagey joints that completely skip the massage

Orlando are no-touch clubs - head east to Cocoa Beach and hit Lido or Cheaters.

^ $20 topless 2-way-contact dances

Pre-Covid some 2-way-contact $20 VIP dances could be had at Thee Dollhouse in Orlando: