Going to TJ soon, need advice
Hey gentlemen, my brothers and I are going to TJ for a bachelor party in the next month and need some information getting over there. As we all know with scamdemic I've read that the land crossing border is closed but then I see hear and read people are still going over? Has anyone been there lately? Can anyone verify this? Also what would be the easiest way to get there and are they doing covid PCR tests on the return? Thank you all for your help, this is not my first time going to TJ but I haven't been in over two years so just looking for some clarity as things have changed. Thank you all!!
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I dub thee, toolshed.
Get a fucking clue. Have you even attempted to read some of the recent posts on here about TJ?
And what the fuck is a scamdemic? The same thing that has people hooked to a ventilator while shitting and pissing into a diaper in intensive care?
As a bio medicinal engineer, I'm sure you understand when you're told to go fuck yourself, that's something you do without help. No one here can help with that.
If covid is a scam or not, same issue getting in n out of states or Mex.
Since it’s not your first time to TJ, you know the drill. Not much has changed except that pedwest is closed.
@greenbeans thank you for the information..
Are they testing people to come back into the states?
Always happy to enlighten a newbie to the wonders of TJ:
1. At customs, let them know you're going to Hong Kong. They will give you some half-off lap dance coupons.
2. Don't get scammed by taxi drivers. It's a nice, short walk from the border to Zona Norte, especially at night when there's less traffic.
3. Stay at Hotel Cascadas (next to Hong Kong) and have the front desk guy keep your money in their safe.
4. HK generally is safe, but just in case, keep a knife handy in your back pocket.
5. When negotiating arriba (sex) with the ladies, tell them than $200 is your best offer and don't give them a penny more.
6. Remember that the policia are there to help you. Be sure to wave and smile at them when you see them driving by.
Hope this helps. Enjoy!
@Dolfan Key West? As in key West Florida? The last island at the end of Florida? Lol
As of my last visit to TJ (July 2021) there was no test to return to the USA, just like before the pandemic, a passport check and a quick custom's declararon had me back into the US.
Adelita's requires a mask to enter but not required in the club and HK requires a mask and temperatura check, both clubs also do a thorough search: wand, pat down, and metal detector.