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Vaccinated people look different?

Dave_Anderson

5 yrs ago · 1 min read

I've noticed a few people who got the Covid "vaccine" have a slightly yellowish tone to their skin and their faces look different.

If its this noticeable outside I wonder what its doing to their insides.

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elmer

You're a broken record move on to something like global warming or the government was behind the destruction of the world trade center

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Studme53

Lol

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goldmongerATL

That's because they are Asians.

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Mate27

Fake news!

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skibum609

They wearing a sign on their head that says vaccinated? This is pure bullshit, making you sound like a progressive.

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twentyfive
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gSteph

I've heard covid affects your vision.

Please isolate.

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RandomMember

It's called jaundice, @Anderson, and it can be caused by being an alcoholic. You sure sound like you've been drinking. Or else maybe you have some other neurological condition.

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Uprightcitizen

Its probably the tan from finally getting outside and those facial expressions are called smiles 😁

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nicespice

Lizard people!! 🦎😆

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Call.Me.Ishmael

My days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle....

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jackslash

Beware of the vaccine! I felt OK after being vaccinated, but then this happened:

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gobstopper007

Did knot kno that. All I herd wuz the vacscene afekts yur speleng.

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twentyfive

I’ve heard that the vaccine reacts with aluminum foil to give you a shiny scalp.

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mcmeister

Ugh Dave. The Russian disinformation campaign is pushing that the covid vaccines are causing are jaundice now? smh

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datinman

Ooh, but remember us vaccinated folks "shed".

You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile.

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Icee Loco (asshole)

Incels look different

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Subraman

So basically no change?

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rickthelion

My bud ricktheorangutan has been traveling quite a bit. Maybe you just saw him. Here’s a video imgur.com

Don’t know where you got the bullshit about his vax status. Last we talked rick was adamant that this was just a hairless ape disease. He did express some desire to see greater virulence though, because he feels there are too many of y’all.

His just wished that it spared the sexy female hairless apes 100%. He also said he wished it took out douche nozzles 100% of the time. So you better watch out Anderson-ape!

ROAR!!!

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Red42

You're a lying fool.

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mcmeister

I haven't noticed my skin getting yellow, but I have noticed that my dick got longer and my bank account got bigger since getting vaxxed.

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whodey

If the vaccine causes your skin to turn yellow how many shots did Trump take to turn himself that shade of orange?

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Cashman1234

Impressive insight from the OP. I was not aware of this vaccine side effect.

My color vision isn’t great, so I’m going to have to accept Dave’s insight on this one. Why would he steer us in the wrong direction?

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alldaylong

So Homer Simpson's been vaccinated for the past 30 years. Makes sense

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ATACdawg

Unvaxed people change color as well. Their corpses take on a bluish tinge...

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JamesSD

I'm concerned because since I got vaccinated my dick has grown an inch and a half. I'm even more worried than before about strippers ability to handle it.

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Huntsman

I don’t think my skin looks any different since I’ve been vaccinated but I’m guessing my face does look different from laughing so much at the stupid shit the tin foil hat crowd likes to run with.

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