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Players Club

Denver, Colorado

Good value, not the hottest dancers

Well lit free parking on the south side of the building. PC is in a somewhat sketchy area, but not horrible. $10 cover. Three stage areas and bar to the right.…

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Some Highlights from My TUSCL Messages (with redacted usernames)

"I'm actually really curious. What do people even ask about in explicit messages? I'm guessing it wouldn't be super offensive if it was something like "Hey your pictures look cute, would you like to have sex sometime?" (at least I…

Headliners

Greenville, Pennsylvania

Headliners a nice place

Went to Headliners on a Saturday night. $15 cover and it is byob. They have sodas and bottle water. They open at 8 but the girl don't usually come out until 9. Several beautiful…

Tijuana

Tips for a April 30th Friday Morning sortie to HK

I have been to HK a few times. But only on weekends. First time making a Friday morning border crossing and a quick 2 hour visit to HK. Any specific advice regarding this adventure. Am gonna pony up $30 for…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Slowly coming back

Got in early on a Thursday night. They don't do the sketchy name and number collection anymore. They did do a temperature check and quick pat down. There is a dancer list…

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Who Pays For College?

I don’t have any kids so I really don’t have a candle in this debate, but... I have some friends who brought up this debate. Who should pay for college? Is it the individuals responsibility or should it…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

waste of time unless u go at prime time i guess

used to be a regular here but im not sure what happened, whenever I come it's literally the same 5 girls obv still Brazilians and 2 out of the 5 will always be attached at…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Sticky Wax

Visited on Saturday 4/17 late night. Club is very well described just a very large room with high tables on the left side wall and sit down tables throughout around all three stages. I like…

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Help define this common sequence of events

What should we call it when this happens? You ask a dancer for something extra and she's not down for it. Later you find one who is. Then the first dancers catches you entering or leaving the VIP with the…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Beautiful club. Hoping for better talent that matches my interest next time.

This was my first visit to Booby Trap since before the pandemic and before the club was rebuilt. I'd been to BT several times including while it was under re-construction. The club itself is beautiful…

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Clubgod

New user..... Rude af when sending messages. Either a stalker of mine or a hater on here trying to act like a new user..... either way no thanks..... Who do you think it is..... Taking bets now...

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An Army major was allegedly drugged and bitten by strippers

A Polish stripper in a Detroit club said to me, "That dancer on stage doesn't like me." I said, "Why do you think that?" The stripper replied, " I saw a bottle of Polish Remover in her purse." https://taskandpurpose.com/news/us-army-officer-poland-obsession/

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Give it a try.

Have been to Lookers several times over the years. I visit North Naples and there is no club closer than Lookers. The parking lot was half full when I arrived at 3pm and…

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Lap Dance Offers End With Woman In Cuffs. Floriduh of course.

Story and photo: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/lap-dance-offer-725930?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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Strippers of tuscl we need more data

there was a recent allegation that stripper nicespice is behind the infamous rick animals. being the incredibly generous individual that i am i offered to settle the manner using advanced machine learning alas there is insufficient data available for training so…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Decent time and relatively cheap for nude, you get what you pay for

First time visiting, first club in a post pandemic world. The club is pretty small and dingy. Chairs line both walls facing the dance floor. There were 5 small tables with two chairs each that…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Love the spinners

Rainy Saturday, was expecting the club to be packed, but there was almost nobody there, maybe 5 or 6 PLs, plus myself. Went in at 2, out at 4. The club itself has had a…

Platinum Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Friday night, and a Meh evening

I had needed a weekend away, for a little down time, and went to the East Coast of North Carolina.  Friday evening it was a trip to Platinum Club, my first time there. The location…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Saturday at the Lounge

First trip over to Landing Strip lounge last Saturday evening. First order of business is parking, $7 valet and then $20 at the door. Maybe I'm just getting old (30s) but this club is loud. It's…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Scratched the itch

I was feeling a bit antsy so I went out to Beach Girls for the night to kill a couple of hours. There’s a nice gravel road that wasn’t to muddy to drive on since…

PT's Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Smoke gets in your eyes

This is an update of the last review of this club done several months ago, also done by me. Things have changed enough since then so that review is no longer quite accurate. At that time,…

Politics

Global conspiracy confirmed, advertising industry controlled by sinister forces

Another example of the globalist plot hidden in plain site, but not publicized in most mainstream media, is the World Federation of Advertisers. The WFA is comprised of major advertising agencies which control 90% of global ad buys. Far from…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Slow week day evening

Considering this was the top rated place in Illinois, I gave it a try. Got there on a Tuesday at about 5:00pm. Only two girls working, was hungry so tried the $5 burger and drink…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Cabin fever - Chilly response

With my 2nd shot under my arm I wanted to get out and see some topless ladies, so Trophy Club is the only local spot that meets my needs. Came in around 8:30-9pm, $15 cover…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

An unexpected encounter

I haven't been to Desires's since before Covid. Mask wearing: nil (fortunately I'm fully vaccinated), Admission: $0, name and phone number for tracing. There is plexiglass all around the stage. You can slide tips under the…

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Can't find a cheap rental car?

U-Haul trucks are unexpectedly getting a new look in Hawaii. While the trucks are usually used for moving, tourists are now renting them because rental car prices have skyrocketed with the rebound of the tourism industry. Covid-19 brought tourism to a halt,…

Diosa Gentlemen's Club

Houston, Texas

Diosa

I got curious about Diosa and decided to give it a try today. The name “Diosa ” is Spanish for goddess. I’d have to say this constitutes false advertising. “Putas Gordas y tal…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Pathetic

Here's the current state at RIDolls. Little mask-wearing. Fortunately I'm fully vaccinated at this point, so I stayed. No stage dancing. Three girls stopped by to chat, all of them hefty, all of…

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After 3 Long Years... I'm back.

Met a stripper around this time 3 years ago, married her six months later, now in the process of getting a divorce... She was hiding her real drug problem, I mean we all know strippers have drug problems, unfortunately after three…

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After 3 Long Years... I'm back.

It been a long time. Hooked up with a stripper three years ago, married her, and now pending a divorce https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=423859 A shit ton has changed. Last person I hung out with was Juice in Charlotte. Anyways a lot of catching up…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Do they clone Cubans?

This is my first time ever to this club. I pretty much knew what to expect from the reviews and word of mouth from my buddies. Ipulled into the parking lot at 12:30 on Monday, April…

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, Illinois

My first visit

This was my first visit to this club. I normally only go to Heavenly Bodies in Elk Grove Village, but I needed a change of scene and decided to check this place out. The parking lot…

Delilah's Den

Manville, New Jersey

Great first time at Delilah's Manville. Will be back.

First trip to Delilah's Den in manville and first Delilah's club I've been to. Covid check is standard temp at front counter and mask required when moving around the bar. When your seated you can…

King Street Cabaret

Charleston, South Carolina

Charleston 2AMer

Police are investigating after two men were shot, one fatally, at a strip club on the upper Charleston peninsula. Officers responded at 8:24 p.m. April 25 to multiple reports of shots fired at 1337 King St. Extension, according to an incident…

Pete's Place

Star Valley, Arizona

New Management, Halfway decent neighborhood bar

Drink prices:local draft from THAT Brewery, $5 No cover charge Dances: $25 one song vip, top on $35 one song vip, topless $125 fifteen minute vip $200 thirty minute vip New hours are W-Su 5pm-2am Honestly, I was impressed. Like most off- highway…

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Male/Female Club

Looking for both male and female club close to Delaware. Any recommendations?

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Your on a date with a stripper...

Nice dinner date. She is gorgeous. And now she starts ordering a little recklessly. And then a lot recklessly. $50 shots, the caviar, lobster, things are getting to point where the food costs more than the pussy. Do you step…

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Rech Forgot To Pay The Internet Bill Again

Carry on.

Déjà Vu Lake Forest Park

Lake Forest Park, Washington

Dakota saved this trip from being a waste of time.

Covid restrictions: Temp check at the door and mask required to enter. Once in the building there seems to be little enforcement for customers for the mask. Dancers on the other hand never took them…

Jewel Box

Baltimore, Maryland

What a Thursday night!

I went on Thursday night for the first time (I was at Norma Jean's and met some attractive customers who are strippers at Jewel Box, so I went with them). I had a hell of…

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What Do You Spend Money On?

Other than strippers, food, mortgage/rent, alimony, bills, etc. what do you spend too much money on? For me it’s bourbon. It’s become an obsession. There’s the bottles I open and drink, and then the bottles I just stare at.…

The Geisha House

Madison, Wisconsin

The reviews are very true, worth a visit!!

Was in Wisconsin for car show, & decided to try my first MP after seeing other reviews. Not much room in parking lot(several other customers?), but easy to find. Have to wear mask to enter…

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Huge Fight Breaks Out Miami Int. Airport

https://www.yahoo.com/news/large-fight-breaks-miami-international-014512370.html I bet they got into a fight with who gets to sit next to twentyfive on the flight.

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Best brand of dress shorts 4 laps ??

Any why

Politics

OT: BLM Activists Protest Police Shooting, Leave After Learning Man Was White

Black Lives Matter activists in Minnesota reportedly stopped protesting a fatal police shooting after learning that the man involved in the incident was a white carjacking suspect. According to a report from the New York Post, dozens of BLM protesters demonstrated…

Sensations

Cabot, Arkansas

Tuesday night boredom at Sensations.

Well after checking out the Hippo place, I had to see what the other option was nearby. I headed up knowing it was an off night but still wanted to check it out. I arrived…

Tijuana

Border Crossing Information

Crossed two weeks ago. Got a 180-day pass. No questions asked. $30. Crossed Saturday, walking on the Mexican side. Agent briefly inspected the visa and passport and waived me through without comments or questions. Crossing back to the USA about…

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Career move - What's right for this PL?

I have a career decision to make this week. What's the right move, from a club goer perspective? (That is, if we can just get through this whole pandemic, I'll be back at clubs.) Today, I do alright financially heading up a…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Greedy club, Generous dancers

This was my first outing since The Before Times, so I was both eager and apprehensive. The club is a bar pretending to be a restaurant. When I ordered my drink, the waitress said,…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

The Cuban Invasion Hits DD's - Clearwater

I had a date with a new Sugar Babe cancel on me at the last minute. Since I was already in the mood, I thought I would go check out DD's.…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Good Saturday Afternoon

Visit was from 2:45 to 5:15 on a Saturday afternoon. Nothing has changed on parking/entry/layout since my earlier review except: Valet parking seems to be set up and there is a sign for $20.…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Platinum

Came to Platinum on a Friday late afternoon, it was around 4pm. Parking was $20, entry was $10. Standard pat down upon entry. The club has been closed for about a month.…

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, Illinois

Another trip

I was in town running some errands and figured I would stop by since Illinois was open and see how covid life is going. I arrived about 2:30 to half dozen or so cars…

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Why Valet service?

Forgive me if this is one of the TUSCL topics that's been rehashed over the years. Why do clubs insist on valet service? Why not just charge customers to park in your lot? I'm totally fine with coughing up the…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

The best option in NJ unless you're looking for extras

I've been going to GGR for many years and it is nice to see that some things don't change... Other than the lack of high-mileage VIP, this is the best experience and the biggest bang…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Post pandemic opening, fewer girls

It's been a couple of years since I've reviewed this club so I thought I'd post an updated review with details about their pandemic protocols. They now close at midnight (last call is at 11pm) and…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Disappointing Visits

Made a few Friday afternoon visits over the last month+. All visits Friday between 3-7. Location. TMC is located on Yonkers RD which is being renovated. Only one way traffic, be aware. There was a sign…

Blue Moon Cabaret

New Paltz, New York

Pleasantly surprised on a Saturday night

Hanging out with my friend last night we were raring to go see some T&A but with Smiles closed and Lace a good 45 minutes south of us I mentioned to him Blue Moon. He…

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Opinions on open dances?

Theres a place close to me that apparently is a nice club but only offers open dances with no privacy. If you're not looking for extras are open dances really that bad. Is there usually full contact in open dance…

Savannah's On Hanna

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Saturday Night SausageFest (with Spouses)

This was my first strip club visit in 6 months, coming on a Saturday night while after conducting some car-related activities around Harrisburg. Doesn’t seem like I missed much, at least considering where I…

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Sexiest. Overbite. Ever.

as a space geneious it is my duty to inform u non phil pholks of important trends and even to begin trends in a wise manner. sometimes it goes wrong. for example my pappy started the trend of everybody wearing…

The Raven

Fairless Hills, Pennsylvania

Jazz

Here are the essentials Parking spaces are ample but parking lot has multiple pit hole. Since covid you have or enter through the kitchen door and then exit through another door on the opposite site. Did not get…

The Penthouse Club - New Orleans

New Orleans, Louisiana

covid makes things weird, but not bad weird

Main floor had two poles, a main and a secondary. There were ~10 clumps of tables&chairs around the main pole, with a rope set back ~2 feet from the stage to keep people from getting…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Quick vacation in SC

Recently on a quick trip down to South Carolina I had a bit of extra time on my hands and wandered into Lust. This was my second trip here (last time was pre-covid at least…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Poor experience overall

I parked my ca on the roadside. It was around 7:00 PM. I had called before going there and they said they have minimum one bottle policy after 8:00 PM and from what I heard…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Saturday morning fun at Shimmers

I am having some surgery this coming week that will not allow me to visit strip clubs for around six weeks, so I decided I would have a SC marathon session on this rainy Saturday,…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Thirsty Thursday

Finally back at the Cricket! Seemed liked old times on a Thursday at 5pm with 5-6 ladies working and about 10 guys. Everyone had masks on when they came in, then pretty…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

First Time at Ladies

So this place is not like your typical Gentlemens club. There is no alcohol, and there also is no open stage area. It is in the district next to the railway tracks. There is no…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Not yet ready for prime time....

Weak return to business, with a changed format. No lap dances. Pointless and expensive VIP, though I didn't bother wasting the money on it, relying on the dancer's description (and another reviewer's opinion on another…

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UFC 261

Nasty leg break! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMd2QijMkc8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0CpKvC8Jxo

Politics

It's ONLY been a YEAR

Is the "woke" Portland mayor finally awake? https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/portland-mayor-says-it-s-time-take-our-city-back-from-violent-mob/ar-BB1g0Sl5?ocid=msedgntp

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Time for a Break

(Location, Layout, Food/Drinks have not changed) Composite of two visits. I went Thursday evening and Saturday afternoon. LOCATION Club Desire is very accessible from I-95, located almost under an overpass. While the area is more industrial, I felt…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Same Old Song & Dance

Now that everything is open again, I decided to do one of my semi-annual jaunts to CC's in Tempe/Guadalupe and see if anything had changed since my last visits. CC's is located on Baseline Road…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Frat Party? WTF?

I got to the club about 1:00. There were about 15 guys and 12-15 dancers. All white or light Hispanic. There were a couple of 8's and 6's but I would give most a 7. No…

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Waterloo 1amer

https://www.newsbreakapp.com/n/0ZR6zCfn?s=a99&pd=06aknFIG Can't imagine there is anything worth getting stabbed over in that club.

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Crazy Horse lives up to it's name

Drunk man wrestles with Crazy Horse bouncer, shatters glass door -- then apologizes https://www.cleveland.com/community/2021/04/drunk-man-wrestles-with-bouncer-shatters-glass-door-then-apologizes-at-crazy-horse-in-brook-park.html

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Sinning at Synn

I have been coming to Synn since they re-opened last month. The 1st few weeks weren't anything close to what Synn really is like (as far as dancers who came back). Before this visit, it…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Great club, fun on a Tuesday night

I was here on a Tuesday night around 11pm. Took an Uber so didn't have to pay for parking (there was a guy in front of the door stopping drivers and asking for a parking…

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Have you or would you ever try a "live in FWB"? (Sharing my experience)

PS: I don't mean to offend anyone. I am only asking since you guys give insightful answers. What do I mean? I don't mean a 'live in gf" where the woman and you are in a monogamous relationship. Rather when the woman…

Foxy's Cabaret

Austin, Texas

DO NOT GO. DEAD and a RIPOFF NOW.

Am I really the last person who reviewed this place a couple of years ago? Anyway...let me just say in short, this place is now an utter ripoff. BYOB and I don't remember cost of…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Not the club it used to be

Haven't been to this location in a LONG time, back when it was Hustler. Decided to take a drive after work one day. Arrived around 7:00. Around 10-15 cars or so in the lot, I…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

Supply and Demand in Time of the Pandemic

Been a bit since my last visit, so after being double-vaxxed, I thought I would stop in on Friday afternoon. They charge a $10 cover charge after 6 p.m. on Friday/Saturday evenings. I brought my…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Good time, would go again

Place: This club is located right in the middle of what seems to be downtown. Parked in a nearby lot that seemed to be open for the weekend. Expect some trouble finding parking. This club…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Scarlett's was 🔥 ON FIRE

Club parking lot is lit like an airport. Arrived around 9 pm.about 20 cars in lot. $10 cover and a frisk at the door. Guy was cute but not my type. Big club, DJ booth…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Baby Dolls - Wednesday Day Shift

Visited on a Wednesday Afternoon. $3 day cover to get in. Their is an ice chest with scantily clad waitress right as you walk in offering beers. The price for beer and drinks, like the…

Jet Strip

Inglewood, California

Just Dropping By To Kill Time

This is one of those "I was in the neighborhood" visits. I was on my way to LAX to pick up a friend when I got a text that the plane would be at…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Lackluster first trip back

Decided to give myself a little treat and visit good old Desires to see if it still makes you leave with a lighter wallet and lighter on your toes. Pulled into the parking lot around…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

The strip club with no strippers

I don't have much to add to my complete description in my last review. Although some clubs in Philly proper have re-added bar seating, this club (which is in an adjacent county) still has spaced…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Not a bad spot for UFC and natural girls

Went on a Saturday evening to see some girls and watch UFC. I would recommend it if you are into UFC, once the main even rolled around they stopped the music and dances and…

Rumors Cabaret

Springfield, Missouri

Worth checking out.

95% of the clientele were bikers. Not sure if there was a convention or not. They were cool folks. Bartender and bouncer were friendly. Some of the girls were skillful on the pole. I stood…

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It is never too late to get your rick on

True ricks are both born and made, but many of you will be able to achieve a certain level of rickness in your lives. It is never too late. Just think: Dracula was 412 when he moved to England in search…

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Woman pleads guilty in DUI case that killed 3 young soccer players

Drunk strippers shouldn't drive https://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article250883164.html

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Sabrina Sabrok

Does Sabrina sabrok work here?

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

Curios

They no longer have the food truck. They now charge 15 entry and 25 for the private area. Five older ladies working. Three BIG, one bad and one decent. Drink prices are lower than…

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Vegas strip clubs

Which are the best clubs to have extra fun in the vip rooms. Or what clubs turn a blind eye.

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I got a new car!

I cashed out da shitz coinz at da top $65K because I been working hard dump in loads and investing like a pro in said shitz coinz for yearz and I made it big! With all dat being flush wit…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Slow but Fun to be had Tuesday

So had to write a Tuesday review of this club so decided to make the drive over from the big city. I get to the parking lot and looks pretty packed at around 8 .…

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

A great place for fun night

What a good experience. Charming young woman up front was very nice and pleasant. She herself could have been a performer. I was there very early in the afternoon (6pm) and very few people…

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Shitting around women

Any time before I'm about to meet up with any girl, be it stripper or civie date or wherever. I make sure to stop and take a dump at Mcdonalds before I do. I am just not comfortable going 2…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

After enjoying a goddess at the PO, a smorgasbord at the PH

See my review of a recent visit to The Purple Orchid. Even though it was a great visit, I decided to go to the PH later in the week to see if Andrea was working.…

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Changes at Tampa Clubs

Has anybody been to these places in their new spaces? Pink Pony Tampa now in the former Lipstixx building? Chicas Cabaret of Houston now in the vacated Pink Pony Tampa? Asking for a friend.

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This is 53! Baywatch star Donna D'Errico

Still looking good. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9504279/Baywatch-star-Donna-DErrico-53-looks-stunningly-youthful-new-bikini-snaps.html

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21 year old female Catholic school teacher arrested for sex with a student

You'd think she would have to be pretty smart to have her bachelor degree and pass her teaching certification exam by the time she was 21 but she is pretty dumb to have thrown her career away already. She isn't…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Worthwhile Quick Afternoon Stop

BT's is located on the infamous Dearborn/Inkster Michigan Ave strip. It is an upper scale club that falls short of Flight Club's top-notch elegance. Physically, BT's is a larger club. I've…

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, Iowa

First so in a while

It had been over a year since stopping at a club due to Covid. Wasn't even sure what is open anymore, but I decided to stop at DD on a Monday evening about…

Divas Men's Club

Austin, Texas

Decent but nothing exceptional

This is going to be an amalgamation of the couple of times I've been here. One was pre-corona, one was post-corona. I went to this club because I wanted to check out a club that…

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Nevada Brothels to Reopen May 1st!!!

May 1st the brothels in Nevada are set to open!!! The bad part is this is county dependent however most counties are set to open on the 1st as planned. I am so excited for all of us especially including…

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Caitlyn Jenner Changed Her Political Views

I’d say she’s changed a lot more than just that. Caitlyn Jenner is running for California governor. Here's what she's said about her political views https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2020/06/11/caitlyn-jenner-reflects-republican-political-views/5342069002/

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Teethy

This is a review for Saturday afternoon approximately two weeks ago. There is never cover here until the evening and parking is free in a fenced-off area. I've never feel uncomfortable or unsafe here. There…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Crowded Friday Day. Also, I lack patience...

::: QUICK NOTES ::: Arrived at 2:00 PM on a Friday. It was surprisingly crowded, but not surprisingly mostly old guys. No dances obtained because I lacked patience. But, saw some new (to me) faces. :::…

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Eve...where art thou?????

My heart aches, I weep eternal, Your absence I can no longer bear, 🐻 Holding hands in the $800 champagne 🍾 room instead of having sex, we’re some of the best memories of my life. Of my life! I long for your embrace…

Platinum Dollz Lounge

Passaic, New Jersey

Fun in VIP

Went to PD around 6PM on a Tuesday and walked right in and sat next to the bar. Plenty of street parking and no cover at this time of night. The bartender was an older…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

inand to

In these sorta-post Covid times, here's an update on the evolution of club life at Downtown Cabaret. It's becoming my primary club since things have reopened and I'm happy to report things are steadily improving. This…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Positive first visit and a fan of the Cubans too

The first time I tried to visit this club was the first day it was closed for whatever (gas leak, no liquor license????) so yesterday ended up being my first time since they were reportedly…

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Who Ever Knew Juice Had A Daughter That’s A Stripper?

Capri Sun https://tuscl.net/member-photos.php?id=675289

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Back again

Parking lot is large with plenty of parking. No admission fee as before 5. Had not been in for over a year. Had to have a mask on and bartender took your temperature…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Dud night with too many dudes

Arrived at 9 pm, mini mall lot was packed. Walk in, paid $20 entry fee. The guy says 18 girls working and points at a list of handwritten names from the girls as they check…

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Ghosting - WTF???

I’ve just about had it with dancers that are great in the club, and tell you to text them anytime. You get the number, promise yourself to not be a pest or a dick, and you eventually reach out…

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Mass clubs opening?

According to thee website The Club In Tynsboro is opening tonight at 6pm.

Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Pure Gold C+

I've never been to Pure Gold before, so hearing it was open I went to check it out. It's a strange club, built into the back of a porn shop with the old video arcade turned into…

Politics

The game Plan of the Democrats is based on a few quotes.

1) Take away a nation's heritage and they are more easily persuaded - tearing down statues, demeaning past leaders based on today's standards and the reprehensible teachings of critical race (racist) theory. 2) Keep people from their history and they…

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Teacher on school trip took pupils to strip club

Teachers are getting farther out every day. https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14736937/teacher-pupils-strip-club-exposed-himself-drunk/

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Its Low Rent but has potential

So I happened to be in the area,crystal river, fishing the gulf and checked tuscl for a good club close by to go to. At first I settled on going to brass flamingo It really…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Club ripping off customers.

I read on another site that a customer went there last Wednesday night at 10:30PM. He paid $40 to park and a $20 cover charge. Once he got in the found the place dead and only 1 stripper in the…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Great to be back in FL

I am from the Northeast and it’s great to see how open the Clubs and overall economy are in FL relative to NY. This is my first time back in a SC in South…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Not the best visit, not the worst visit either

Went Saturday, and this was the first time here in over a year, no thanks to covid. Same smoky, dive joint that we love or hate depending on who is working and what mood their…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Some thongs never end

At Tattletales, you will find one of the best men’s rooms of any club in the area. You’ll also find plenty of large screen TVs. There is hardly anything else worth finding there. The beer,…

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The humble brag of a dancer

Said to me by a dancer as we were leaving a VIP room tonight near end of her shift: "Do you have 5 $20s? I have to tip out and all I have are $100s." What are other dancer humble brags by…

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do strip clubs host dancer reunions?

i've only heard about it once. it was open for johns to hangout, too, but i missed it. i heard a bunch of dancers came through, some jumped on the pole. it wasn't necessarily a night to make money, just a…

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The humble brag of a dancer

Said to me by a dancer as we were leaving a VIP room tonight near end of her shift: "Do you have 5 $20s? I have to tip out and all I have are $100s." What are other dancer humble brags by…

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Kim Kardashian Studying While Wearing G-String

Bitch can't even read. I bet Juice can beat her in a spelling bee. https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/kim-kardashian-studies-tiny-string-002718639.html Pass the bar without going to law school. Only in California!

Wonderland

Providence, Rhode Island

Wonder

In the Providence area on a day full of premium cannabis I stayed local in the Allen’s ave area. After a short stay at desires I strolled into wonderland. Parking can be scarce at times…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Petite Wednesday

Wednesday around 5pm, no temp check had to write your name on a paper butt thats it. standard wait at a small table for a bartender for a drink. the vibe was chill. dollar parade…

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What happened to Solid Gold in Pompano?

My go to place in South Florida was Solid Gold in Pompano Beach. That is still closed and no indication of when it will reopen. Does anyone know why? I tried Diamond Dolls and will be exploring others. I…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Funds for fun here

What’s up gents stopped by Desire on Tuesday 4/20 around 7 right before shift change was pleased to see a few old and new faces. Upon arrival I paid no cover fee as I arrived…

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2021 Apprently Hates Over-the-Hill Rappers

Shock G of Digital Underground has passed. https://www.tmz.com/2021/04/22/shock-g-dead-dies-digital-underground-humpty-dance-tupac/ Humpty Dance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBsjggc5jHM I'm told this is what jackslash plays on repeat every time a stripper comes over for lasagna. DMX Black Rob Shock G

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King Henry VIII

With clubs opening up now in the L.A county area, anyone know if King Henry survived the pandemic closure and if it's opened ?

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What makes you decide to review a club?

I would imagine that most club reviewers make a lot more visits to clubs than the clubs they end up doing reviews here on. What makes you decide to review one club but not another?

Green Light Lounge

Louisville, Kentucky

Post pandemic days

Have been in here three or four times since the post pandemic reopening. Always on day shift. Usually 4-5 girls working. Mostly AA and Latinas, but a couple of white girls. Mostly…

The Carousel Delco

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Some very very good looking girls at Turks.

Lou Turks always gets a bad rap but it does not deserve it at all. The bartenders are always friendly and the food is great. It is a medium sized club…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Decent Talent on Day Shift

Although I frequent SE Florida often, I have only been to this club on one previous occasion and wasn't overly impressed. My favorite club in the area has always been the Booby Trap, and…

Southern X-Posure

Morgantown, West Virginia

Opened, but trying to make up for lost income.

West. Virginia is reopened, so I decided to see what was up. I was going to stop in Clarksburg at Angels, but I guess they’re only doing weekends right now, because they were closed. So…

Climaxx

Toledo, Ohio

1 gorgeous girl and 7 songs of fun

Stopped by around 7 on a Wednesday night. No cover. Door guy was super friendly. 1 girl working told me her name was Cyrus...sirus...psyirus? Idk something like that. Drop dead gorgeous with a little zelda tattoo.…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Ending of frustration

I arrived to a half way filled parking lot. The bouncer was polite and offered me a trash can for the fast food bag that I brought. I have to say that I know why…

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Holocaust Survivor joke

A holocaust survivor died of natural causes and went to heaven. In Heaven, he meets God and decides to tell him a joke. "That's not very funny" God says. The holocaust survivor replied, "I guess you had to be there."

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Michigan Club Suggestions

A friend of mine wants to check out other clubs in the lower half of the State. I told her I'd go with her. She was interested in Vegas Strip and Centerfold (Lansing). I read on USASG that VS isn't…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Don't go TOO early on Sunday.

I am trying to base my scores more on an average over time rather than this one visit. It was more because this visit is a lesson learned than a reflection of the club. Gold…

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Synn NH is UTR open

Went there last Saturday because I saw a "roll Call" on the website for the Friday evening before with 18 dancers. Club opened at 8 pm Saturday with 2 dancers (both 7's). By 10:00 pm there were at least…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Heaven on Earth!

We arrived at the club around 9pm on a Saturday. It was 3 stories, ~100 girls, with a hotel attached for added business. A little bit of a simplified overview: 1) 20 bucks for a private…

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Southside Johnny's in Greensboro, NC

Anybody know if Brooke still dances at Southside Johnny's? Blonde with large boobs.

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Weird Question: Which clubs in the Miami Area (south of FLL) have good food?

The reason I'm asking is that I'll be in Miami with a buddy while driving to the Keys, and he's itching to check out a strip club in Miami before we drive down. But the timing of flights is…

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I have now figured out why mr skibum is so out of his mind

mr skibum may sound like a crotchity fossil when he posts but my space geneious algorithm detected an admission regarding his birth year - 1957 that is why he has such a warped perspective. he came of age during the 1970s…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Dancwr named Russia

Does anyone know If Russia still works here white girl with DDDs boobs?

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Jim Kramer is a little bitch

Tittle says it all Wall Street Bets 🚀🚀🚀

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Any suggestions?

I would like to go somewhere for 4 months to work constantly starting in June. I’ve only worked at full nude clubs. Which travel dancer friendly clubs do you recommend?

Playground Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

New name, Same story.

Covid restrictions: By far the most laid back on the rules of any of the Seattle area clubs I've been to. No temp check and Masks seem to be completely up to you. Only about…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

It did the job

Today was my birthday so I decided to stop into bogarts to see what kind of action that might get me. I love that there is no parking fee and only a 5 dollar cover.…

2001 Odyssey

Tampa, Florida

Wish I was here 4 years ago

Me and a friend decided to take a trip to tampa for the weekend.We wanted to attend a strip club.Our first choice was Gold Club but when we pulled in the parking lot we did…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Good but not great

Since the beginning of Covid this place has been pretty decent. If you like foreign women this place is pretty good, Europeans and Latinas. I think the cover starts at 6 PM. Free before 6PM…

Pantheon Club

Dearborn, Michigan

First time at Pantheon.

First visit here. Showed up just after 4 and was able to park in the street about a block away. Area seemed fine. I've been to much worse. apparently just missed their half off…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Open but not much more.

I went over to Vanity after striking out at Columbus Gold. It was Wednesday 5:00 pm. Nobody was inside the front door checking ID's or collecting a cover so I went on in.…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Basically closed at 5:00.

Stopped by Columbus Gold after a long time of not being at any club. Wow, this was my big night out. Checked their website and their TUSCL listing and it looked like they…

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Manhattan DA to stop prosecuting prostitution

A promising step, but it doesn't go far enough in that the DA office may still prosecute people who pay for prostitution. Hopefully, it is the start of a movement to decriminalize sex between consenting adults. Now if…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Charlie Murphy’s Hollywood Stories Pt.2

Warning: This is a long post but had to finished what I had started with Pink Pony but first the intro for the newbies who need DETAILS. Tattletale Lounge is off of Piedmont Rd, right down…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Younger, better looking girls but no/minimum contact

I was in Atlanta for a few days with a plenty of time to kill. I mainly went to 3 clubs - Oasis Goodtime Emporium, Tattletale and this one - Pink Pony. These are two…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Regulaaaar’s Paradise *Coolio*

Since the world turned upside down a little over a year ago for some odd reason I still visit Oasis from time to time considering it was the first spot I went to when everyone’s…

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NBA Player badly beaten outside of Miami strip club

Rocket's role player Sterling Brown beat pretty bad this past weekend outside of the booby trap in Miami. https://www.tmz.com/2021/04/21/sterling-brown-suffered-horrific-injuries-in-mia-attack-teammates-feared-for-his-life/

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Waitresses

Why is it frequently the waitress is the hottest girl in the club? Often times she interacts more with the customer as well.are these girls that just make alot and don't want to be strippers? I often see them getting…

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Butt plugs.

Like em or not? I personally find them disgusting. Why draw attention to your ass hole? Yesterday at the Diamond Club in Atlanta I saw a dancer that had one that stuck out 6 inches and I'm not exaggerating.

Politics

Pure BULLSHIT!

Hey everybody let's all just let them do whatever they want to innocent people that are just legally minding their own business. This country is circling the drain while our so called leaders just let it happen and look the…

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Famed burlesque star Tempest Storm dies in Las Vegas at 93

Tempest was cut off in her prime. https://www.fox5vegas.com/news/famed-burlesque-star-tempest-storm-dies-in-las-vegas-at-93/article_a32ad3ec-a24b-11eb-a4eb-f7e5362ba319.html#tncms-source=block-behavioral