Deja Vu Noho Unmasked

This was a Thursday visit a couple weeks ago. At that point they were just open from Thurs-Sun at night and since switched to be open on Wednesdays too. The fee was $28 but I bullshitted with the guy for a minute and asked if the passes from back in the day were still good and he laughed and let me in for $18. When you go in there’s a bar to the immediate right, the stage is front and center with the DJ booth across…I don’t think there was a drink minimum but there were constant waitresses coming by. I hadn’t been there in a couple years but I recognized a few dancers right away. Victoria was there, and came by, but I remembered her and her moves from back in the day so I declined. She’s cool but she always upsells and asks for tips so I steer clear. Not a bad dancer though if that doesn’t annoy you. Next up was Candy, and I just said yes to this for nostalgic purposes, but don’t follow my lead on that at all. Candy has gone way beyond the point where she should be at the club. Looked real thick and kind of bruised up a little. Looked like she had been getting hammered and taking painkillers the whole pandemic and then stumbled back into the club after a long hiatus (not judging at all but I’m probably right). Anyways, I took her for a spin for old times sake, but forgot about the smoke factor and the fact that she smells like a ashtray. She smokes non stop, so after catching up briefly I got out of there and let her race back to the smoking section. Then I went back to my seat and kind of had a neck brace moment when I saw Malibu come out from the back. Malibu had some flashy black fishnet outfit on, and I admittedly noticed she upgraded that ass. Doesn’t look bad at all, it’s almost too much, definitely hard to miss. Everyone has way too much ass nowadays. Lastly, I capped it off with someone I’ve never met who goes by Cali, she was a cute latina, but I honestly gave her a shot based on the fact that some other dude became hopelessly addicted to her, I watched him and her go back and forth changing hundreds at the bar for a good amount of time, so I had to see what the hype was about. She asked for a tip in a real calculated way, she was cool, but nothing to get hooked on. After a couple laps I called it a night, but it was fun. For the record, I came in masked up, and took it off while seated and I don’t think I remember seeing anyone with one on. Maybe one waitress, but I don’t think so. Went in to see Amara, but no such luck.