I've been to Portland, but never sampled the Monger LifeStyle there.
(I can't vouch for/against the marxist tendencies of the Oregon government officials either, but your take sounds about right...)
I ...CAN... vouch for my multiple trips to Tampa area, and (although I hope the post-covid realities align with what I remember from pre-covid tours there)there is a range of many affordable and decadent options to be had in that part of Florida.
Another vote for for Tampa. I go to Portland when I have to for work and won't even bother going out there anymore. I figure out as many ways as I can to get to Tampa and I live on the west coast.
Never been to Tampa, but I have been to clubs all over the US. And although Portland has its share of complete dives and FUGLY strippers, I'll put the best clubs and strippers out here on par with any other city. I rank it in my top three cities with Phoenix and Albuquerque. There are some really beautiful women and strippers here if you know where to look. Portland simply has more strip club variety and diversity than many other cities. You get it all here. The Good, the Bad, the Ugly.
I'm not an extras guy myself, but I do know they are available here through other local TUSCLers. I think it's more discreet and rare than other areas but it is available. Also I have had faves that were escorts/OTC only. They were completely against ITC extras too. Again, there's nothing you can get in any other strip club city that you can't get here. I think the scene caters to local mongers that know the best places and times to club through simple trial and error. It's more challenging to visitors to navigate the scene for what they want here due to the wide variety.
Tampa is easier if you’re a one shot customer and want lots of lapdances specifically. Because prices tend to be lower than Portland (exception of mons post Covid?) and also mileage…well can run the gamut but at least within each club I think is more standardized of what mileage will happen than Portland where in the same building one dancer allows more and another allows less more often. Lots of Portland customers really don’t take mileage for granted and tend to ask about touching after a dance has already started, at least in the clubs I know of, and not assumed like Tampa.
Portland I think wins on creativity. Local craft beer available. (At least at Acrop, what other clubs have craft beer on tap? Maybe I’ll post my own discussion thread…) Vegan food. Cheap steak from a club owner’s actual ranch. Karaoke. So many neighborhoods with their own personalities and so many small clubs dominated by representative slices of their respective neighborhoods.
Food and craft beers in a strip club mean nothing to me. Portland is expensive with lame contact. Tampa is cheaper with good contact. I would choose neither, unless I had to be in either city. Choosing between the 2 is easy - Tampa by a mile. Because of the politics in Portland we won't even ski Mount Bachelor any longer to avoid flying into Portland, or Seattle.
I am not only politically a libertarian, but I am also a Texan and think the hatred of Portland that didn’t previously exist just because of politics is amusing. (Admittedly I won’t admit to that stuff too openly when actually there tho HAH)
There are some goofballs in Texas who bemoan Californians driving up cost of living (as if there isn’t other things as well) but on the whole, I don’t think Texans hate as much other places like I’ve noticed hatred in people from one region towards another. I think Texas is (whether correctly or incorrectly) just too self-assured of its own superiority to everyone else to bother with regional nitpick nonsense 😀
@sirlap to get blunt, I think I got conditioned to grind hard as a defense to keep the pussy inaccessible to hands that would try to hang out where I disagreed. And Texas has no shortage of hand wanderers.
True libertarian style, I piss off the highest mileage demanders for denying their nonsense, and I piss off the lower mileage demanders for doing too much. 🤣
"...Portland where in the same building one dancer allows more and another allows less more often. Lots of Portland customers really don’t take mileage for granted and tend to ask about touching after a dance has already started..."
^^^ @nicespice this is all so true. That's the variety up here I'm talking about. The clubs, the strippers, the customers, the mileage, the extras...out here it is all varied and diverse. Nothing is really consistent. To me that's what makes it a good strip club city.
If there's anything I have to complain about it, it's the plethora of lesbian and tattooed strippers. There's way too many of both. But I nitpick. 🤷
LOL just yesterday at one of my favorite clubs I was with a smoking hot all natural 9-10 blue eyed blonde that could have easily been a bikini model from Tampa. She dick teased me in the main room and relentlessly grinded her pussy on my dick nonstop for three songs straight. And if my hands weren't all over her amazing all natural C cups, they were all over her ass cheeks allowing me to control the pace and pressure on my dick at my leisure. Mileage straight outta Texas, I tell ya.
LOL desert you can't get on with it in this thread. You keep posting your same dumbass opinion about Portland. Yeah we know, you think it sucks. Good on you with your opinion you've repeated.
I mentioned Texas as an inside joke to nicespice, dumbass. She just posted about Texas mileage so I was referencing that.
I mentioned Tampa because this thread is about Portland and Tampa comparison. I simply pointed out that my stripper from Portland was a beach blonde babe. She could have easily been from California or Texas too.
LOL Portland is living rent free in dumbassscrub's head. He can't stop thinking about something he despises. Keep stewing on it desert! Keep that shit in your head!
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(I can't vouch for/against the marxist tendencies of the Oregon government officials either, but your take sounds about right...)
I ...CAN... vouch for my multiple trips to Tampa area, and (although I hope the post-covid realities align with what I remember from pre-covid tours there)there is a range of many affordable and decadent options to be had in that part of Florida.
I'm not an extras guy myself, but I do know they are available here through other local TUSCLers. I think it's more discreet and rare than other areas but it is available. Also I have had faves that were escorts/OTC only. They were completely against ITC extras too. Again, there's nothing you can get in any other strip club city that you can't get here. I think the scene caters to local mongers that know the best places and times to club through simple trial and error. It's more challenging to visitors to navigate the scene for what they want here due to the wide variety.
Portland I think wins on creativity. Local craft beer available. (At least at Acrop, what other clubs have craft beer on tap? Maybe I’ll post my own discussion thread…) Vegan food. Cheap steak from a club owner’s actual ranch. Karaoke. So many neighborhoods with their own personalities and so many small clubs dominated by representative slices of their respective neighborhoods.
There are some goofballs in Texas who bemoan Californians driving up cost of living (as if there isn’t other things as well) but on the whole, I don’t think Texans hate as much other places like I’ve noticed hatred in people from one region towards another. I think Texas is (whether correctly or incorrectly) just too self-assured of its own superiority to everyone else to bother with regional nitpick nonsense 😀
True libertarian style, I piss off the highest mileage demanders for denying their nonsense, and I piss off the lower mileage demanders for doing too much. 🤣
And I got no issues with your grind. 🤗🦄
^^^ @nicespice this is all so true. That's the variety up here I'm talking about. The clubs, the strippers, the customers, the mileage, the extras...out here it is all varied and diverse. Nothing is really consistent. To me that's what makes it a good strip club city.
If there's anything I have to complain about it, it's the plethora of lesbian and tattooed strippers. There's way too many of both. But I nitpick. 🤷
I mentioned Texas as an inside joke to nicespice, dumbass. She just posted about Texas mileage so I was referencing that.
I mentioned Tampa because this thread is about Portland and Tampa comparison. I simply pointed out that my stripper from Portland was a beach blonde babe. She could have easily been from California or Texas too.
LMAO you grasp at straws. Dumbass.