What city has the best strip clubs/strippers...Portland or Tampa?

Tampa, half the price and twice the mileage compared to PDX

I've been to Portland, but never sampled the Monger LifeStyle there.

(I can't vouch for/against the marxist tendencies of the Oregon government officials either, but your take sounds about right...)

I ...CAN... vouch for my multiple trips to Tampa area, and (although I hope the post-covid realities align with what I remember from pre-covid tours there)there is a range of many affordable and decadent options to be had in that part of Florida.

Another vote for for Tampa. I go to Portland when I have to for work and won't even bother going out there anymore. I figure out as many ways as I can to get to Tampa and I live on the west coast.

Neither. Go to Miami.

Tampa is easier if you’re a one shot customer and want lots of lapdances specifically. Because prices tend to be lower than Portland (exception of mons post Covid?) and also mileage…well can run the gamut but at least within each club I think is more standardized of what mileage will happen than Portland where in the same building one dancer allows more and another allows less more often. Lots of Portland customers really don’t take mileage for granted and tend to ask about touching after a dance has already started, at least in the clubs I know of, and not assumed like Tampa.

Portland I think wins on creativity. Local craft beer available. (At least at Acrop, what other clubs have craft beer on tap? Maybe I’ll post my own discussion thread…) Vegan food. Cheap steak from a club owner’s actual ranch. Karaoke. So many neighborhoods with their own personalities and so many small clubs dominated by representative slices of their respective neighborhoods.

Food and craft beers in a strip club mean nothing to me. Portland is expensive with lame contact. Tampa is cheaper with good contact. I would choose neither, unless I had to be in either city. Choosing between the 2 is easy - Tampa by a mile. Because of the politics in Portland we won't even ski Mount Bachelor any longer to avoid flying into Portland, or Seattle.

I am not only politically a libertarian, but I am also a Texan and think the hatred of Portland that didn’t previously exist just because of politics is amusing. (Admittedly I won’t admit to that stuff too openly when actually there tho HAH)

There are some goofballs in Texas who bemoan Californians driving up cost of living (as if there isn’t other things as well) but on the whole, I don’t think Texans hate as much other places like I’ve noticed hatred in people from one region towards another. I think Texas is (whether correctly or incorrectly) just too self-assured of its own superiority to everyone else to bother with regional nitpick nonsense 😀

I refuse to spend a cent in any liberal area. I won't even dine out in Boston or attend a sporting event there.

@sirlap to get blunt, I think I got conditioned to grind hard as a defense to keep the pussy inaccessible to hands that would try to hang out where I disagreed. And Texas has no shortage of hand wanderers.

True libertarian style, I piss off the highest mileage demanders for denying their nonsense, and I piss off the lower mileage demanders for doing too much. 🤣

<<< hand wanderer deluxe - I gotta be me

desertscrub's opinion is worthless, he posts shit about clubs he has never been to.

Portland by a mile.