What city has the best strip clubs/strippers...Portland or Tampa?
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(I can't vouch for/against the marxist tendencies of the Oregon government officials either, but your take sounds about right...)
I ...CAN... vouch for my multiple trips to Tampa area, and (although I hope the post-covid realities align with what I remember from pre-covid tours there)there is a range of many affordable and decadent options to be had in that part of Florida.
I'm not an extras guy myself, but I do know they are available here through other local TUSCLers. I think it's more discreet and rare than other areas but it is available. Also I have had faves that were escorts/OTC only. They were completely against ITC extras too. Again, there's nothing you can get in any other strip club city that you can't get here. I think the scene caters to local mongers that know the best places and times to club through simple trial and error. It's more challenging to visitors to navigate the scene for what they want here due to the wide variety.
Portland I think wins on creativity. Local craft beer available. (At least at Acrop, what other clubs have craft beer on tap? Maybe I’ll post my own discussion thread…) Vegan food. Cheap steak from a club owner’s actual ranch. Karaoke. So many neighborhoods with their own personalities and so many small clubs dominated by representative slices of their respective neighborhoods.
There are some goofballs in Texas who bemoan Californians driving up cost of living (as if there isn’t other things as well) but on the whole, I don’t think Texans hate as much other places like I’ve noticed hatred in people from one region towards another. I think Texas is (whether correctly or incorrectly) just too self-assured of its own superiority to everyone else to bother with regional nitpick nonsense 😀
True libertarian style, I piss off the highest mileage demanders for denying their nonsense, and I piss off the lower mileage demanders for doing too much. 🤣
And I got no issues with your grind. 🤗🦄
^^^ @nicespice this is all so true. That's the variety up here I'm talking about. The clubs, the strippers, the customers, the mileage, the extras...out here it is all varied and diverse. Nothing is really consistent. To me that's what makes it a good strip club city.
If there's anything I have to complain about it, it's the plethora of lesbian and tattooed strippers. There's way too many of both. But I nitpick. 🤷
I mentioned Texas as an inside joke to nicespice, dumbass. She just posted about Texas mileage so I was referencing that.
I mentioned Tampa because this thread is about Portland and Tampa comparison. I simply pointed out that my stripper from Portland was a beach blonde babe. She could have easily been from California or Texas too.
LMAO you grasp at straws. Dumbass.