Heavenly Bodies
Closed
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007

What a dump!

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Chastitychi
Apr 21, 2022, 1:21 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

Gone here on and off over the years, and recently stopped in in a Sunday night. This place sucks overall. It hasn't been updated in 20+ years; the parking lot is awful and covered with potholes, the tables and chairs are beat to shit and wobbly, and the couches in VIP are worn out. Facility wise this is one of the worst strip clubs you can go to.

Enter through the metal detector, pay $15 cover, and go find a stool. All ar stools and high top tables here unless you buy bottle service. Beers are still $1.50, not a bad deal.

Most of the dancers here are a 6 at best. A good mix of white, Latina, Asian, and AA dancers, but hardly any worth looking at. There was one super hot white blonde though on this Sunday night. Super fit, big fake ass, nice big tits, and booty clapped better than I've ever seen before. Went and gave her a few bucks on stage and asked her to come take me for a private dance when she was done. Think her name was Serene (it was loud and hard to understand). She was a solid 9 and the only hot one on the club.

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What a dump!