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Disinformation in porn

"Sugar daddy" does not mean hot chicks with giant lollipops want to do you, even though you are bald, beady eyed, and wear jeans that only an 8th grader would think are cool: xvideos.com

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Cashman1234

To add to your list of disinformation in porn:

Porn step mothers/fathers aren’t always the costar’s step parents.
Porn step brothers/sisters aren’t always the costar’s siblings.
Porn gynecologists/doctors/nurses aren’t always real doctors or nurses.
Porn stars in gay porn aren’t always gay. (No homo).
Porn stars don’t always use their real names!

This list could be fun!

If you like the stuff the OP mentioned - check out Hookup Hotshot - as that shit is great!

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shailynn

^^ Cashman you were talking about how trannys were hot one day, I’m not clicking on any link you provide when it comes to porn recommendations lol

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Cashman1234

Shailynn - I remember having some good chats with Juice about hot trannys. Those we fun times!

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chunkychicano

Shailynn
Youre wrong
One video cashman linked me... he was kind of making fun of me saying the pornstar in the video was my future wife

I almost got a heart attack from watching he video. It was completely amazing. This super hot russian lady was taking entire 15 incj dildos up her ass. Just thinking of the video makes it seem like im gonna get a seizure! I didnt know someone existed that could take such masive dildos up their ass! Its insane. Its one of the best porn videos ive seen. I cant believe it. He posted it to poke some fun at me, but its all good. You cant believe that video

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chunkychicano

Cashman has poked fun at me many times, but Its all good, im very thankful for him posting that video.

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Subraman

Disinformation: if you are a guy and go for a job interview with a female boss, you will hardly ever be required to fuck the interviewer on her office couch in order to attain that job

Disinformation: if your female neighbor asks you to come by to fix her sink, sometimes she just wants you to fix her sink

Disinformation: when you have sex, music featuring a prominent bassline doesn't spontaneously start playing

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JamesSD

If your stepsister gets stuck in the dryer don't have sex with her

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shailynn

Hmmm how about:

When the cute girl working at Subway says “how can I help you” it doesn’t give you the green light to squirt your mayonnaise on her buns.

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san_jose_guy

""Sugar daddy" does not mean hot chicks with giant lollipops want to do you, even though you are bald, beady eyed, and wear jeans that only an 8th grader would think are cool"

Well, some girls in strip clubs are just like that!

:) :) :)

SJG

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shailynn

^ you’re so retarded you can’t even understand what to type.

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san_jose_guy

Some strip club girls sometimes are just totally all go.

SJG

Christine Keeler - Profumo Scandal
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Cashman1234

^ They let many questionable folks in strip clubs - me included.

The main item keeping Lloyd out is his lack of money. If he was actually successful in his technique of not paying, and getting full sex, he should still be having TLN sex with strippers, and not trying to sell the idea of a creepy sex cult.

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chunkychicano

Crazy! How did SJGs wife find him here! Is it a troll account

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PinkSugarDoll

Disinformation: when you become a male massage therapist you will not be providing erotic massage ending in intercourse for women clients. Same goes for pool boys and landscapers.

Disinformation: realtors only want to show and sell you the house. Housekeepers are only there to clean it.

Disinformation: “we live together” describes only that girls dwell together under one roof.

Disinformation: squirting is something that you would be furious at someone doing inside your house. (Most mystifying feature of porn, to me).

Disinformation: that girl did not get off three times in 7.5 minutes. Maybe more likely zero.

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chunkychicano

PSD,
Girls cant get off that quickly why? Even guys can potentially get off that quickly

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Cashman1234

PSD you just killed my all of my potential jobs - when I retire from corporate banking! I was thinking of becoming a massage therapist, or a pool boy, or possibly a housekeeper (the French maid costume would require an extra fee)!

All those panty dropping professions aren’t actually panty dropping jobs?

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Subraman

Disinformation: the consequences of getting caught sniffing your step-sister's panties, will not be that your step-sister will force you, under threat of blackmail, to have sex with her weekly

Disinformation: if you get abducted by aliens, when you get to the alien spaceship, none of the probing will be pleasurable

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Subraman

Pretty sure you guys are all jealous over the great porn I'm watching

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