Disinformation in porn
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Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
"Sugar daddy" does not mean hot chicks with giant lollipops want to do you, even though you are bald, beady eyed, and wear jeans that only an 8th grader would think are cool: https://www.xvideos.com/video64559811/su…
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Porn step mothers/fathers aren’t always the costar’s step parents.
Porn step brothers/sisters aren’t always the costar’s siblings.
Porn gynecologists/doctors/nurses aren’t always real doctors or nurses.
Porn stars in gay porn aren’t always gay. (No homo).
Porn stars don’t always use their real names!
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Youre wrong
One video cashman linked me... he was kind of making fun of me saying the pornstar in the video was my future wife
I almost got a heart attack from watching he video. It was completely amazing. This super hot russian lady was taking entire 15 incj dildos up her ass. Just thinking of the video makes it seem like im gonna get a seizure! I didnt know someone existed that could take such masive dildos up their ass! Its insane. Its one of the best porn videos ive seen. I cant believe it. He posted it to poke some fun at me, but its all good. You cant believe that video
Disinformation: if your female neighbor asks you to come by to fix her sink, sometimes she just wants you to fix her sink
Disinformation: when you have sex, music featuring a prominent bassline doesn't spontaneously start playing
When the cute girl working at Subway says “how can I help you” it doesn’t give you the green light to squirt your mayonnaise on her buns.
Well, some girls in strip clubs are just like that!
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Christine Keeler - Profumo Scandal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcVjxwUc…
The main item keeping Lloyd out is his lack of money. If he was actually successful in his technique of not paying, and getting full sex, he should still be having TLN sex with strippers, and not trying to sell the idea of a creepy sex cult.
Disinformation: realtors only want to show and sell you the house. Housekeepers are only there to clean it.
Disinformation: “we live together” describes only that girls dwell together under one roof.
Disinformation: squirting is something that you would be furious at someone doing inside your house. (Most mystifying feature of porn, to me).
Disinformation: that girl did not get off three times in 7.5 minutes. Maybe more likely zero.
Girls cant get off that quickly why? Even guys can potentially get off that quickly
All those panty dropping professions aren’t actually panty dropping jobs?
Disinformation: if you get abducted by aliens, when you get to the alien spaceship, none of the probing will be pleasurable