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Weirdest Fetishes

What are some of the weirdest fetishes you've heard being requested at strip clubs?

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

An improvement

I have reviewed the Porthole before and the description of others is accurate. It is dark, not very large, with a single stage and very smokey. If you are not a smoker, you will smell…

The Filly Gentlemen's Club

Smithton, Pennsylvania

Encouraging

I went here on a Friday night. Arrived at about 8.30 and left about 11.00 pm. It was a better experience than recently for a Friday night… but I’d still probably bet Saturdays at more…

Curves Cabaret

Tucson, Arizona

Curvy

I decided to stop by at curves on Saturday at noon anticipating to only see a hot waitress which tends to be the new norm for day time shifts. Rarely any hot girls during day…

Gossip

Melville, New York

There's bang, but maybe not for your buck.

So Saturday night is a different beast of a crowd. Its definitely crowded as expected. HOWEVER it's still majority as Tuscl would say "blonde spinners". The customer to dancer ration is 70/30 however most of…

Stars Cabaret Bridgeport

Portland, Oregon

Dropped ~400+ for some fun. Got most of what I came for.

OK. So back to Stars I go. Dancers that I spent time with: Natasha; Dream; Trouble. There was one other whose name I don't recall. Most of my time was with Natasha. She and I hung out,…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Fuck

Well, I’m sad to say it. But I think Clancy's may have gone downhill. I haven’t been here in a little bit. The last time I was here there were definitely some hot girls. So…

Baby Dolls

Topeka, Kansas

Spring fling, nope

Ok same place nothing new on the description. When i got there at 1. There was only 1 girl and about 6 patrons. I was talking w the DJ to see if my favorite was…

Politics

Gen Z and millenials are useles

Gen Z and millenials really are the worst generation. Democrat party voters are nearly as bad. https://poll.qu.edu/poll-release?releaseid=3838 A majority of those aged 18-34 would not fight to defend the US if we were invaded like Ukraine. Their faults as citizens…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

No dj to monitor

Ok same place no renovations. Here is what was new this visit. $20 cover charge, instead of the $15 that i was used to during a weekday. The gal doing drinks was a dancer no…

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most money I ever spent and the weirdest experience yet - she wanted the D

That's right, frugal doogle Mr. van poodle Esta spend over $500 on one strip club evening. I blame my poor will power against big butts. However, it wasn't even cartoonish, it was big for a skinny girl, decent for a…

Kandy's Adult Playground Gentlemen's Club

Waterford, Pennsylvania

Great Place For A Friends Night Out

I've been here three different times: twice with a group of friends during the busy season (summer), and once by myself during the slow season (January). By far, the better vibe from the club was…

Politics

Investors reset

Now that the Russian stock market has become just about worthless it’s time to re-evaluate holdings in China and other countries that aren’t working Democracies, autocrats are being shown to be poor risks for capitalism. One person in control like…

Angelwitch Cabaret

Lubbock, Texas

Lubbock, TX 2AMer.

LUBBOCK, TX – The Lubbock County Sheriff's Office is seeking answers after a 28-year-old man was shot and killed at a strip club early Wednesday morning. According to the Lubbock County Sheriff's Office, on Mar. 9 at around 1:50 a.m., deputies…

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BBL

Was thinking about doing a BBL the last week in July. Has any of the ladies here got one? How long were you actually down from work? I've heard different things so just tryna see what others say. Thanks as

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Depression Equals a Russell Wilson trade plus lame Sugars visit

My favorite spot in Seattle, as I’ve stated before. Granted, I haven’t been to Playground, or any of the Deja Vu or Dreamgirls locations. So this is based on a small sample size for sure.…

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Great Strip Club Cities of Yesteryear

I always found interesting how some strip club wastelands now just some years back used to be awesome. For you, what were some of the cities y'all made some memories in? I know a few from off here, whether it be…

The first time I went to a strip club - AKA my "yeah, no denying I'm bi" moment.

It was winter when I ventured into my first strip club with my boyfriend. He knew all about my bi curiosities- the crushes I'd had on friends, the numerous wet dreams involving me and another woman eating each other's pussies. The times I'd made out with friends in front of guys and secretly liked it. I was a baby bi waiting to be "born", and it happened that night at the strip club. Now I should add, this was a "no lapdance" club, or this story would have been longer for sure. We've since been to lapdance clubs and had some fun... but that's for another time. We walked into the club, I was wearing a short skirt with high…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Sugar44 visit

Visited Sugar44 after quite a long time (due to covid pandemic). After the flop visit to Hiliter recently, decided to give a chance to Sugar 44. Arrived at Sugar around 4:30 in the evening on…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Another Tuesday visit.

Didn't want to do another review, just wanted to talk about some new girls. It was like double the girls from last Tuesday day shift to this one. Including two girls I'd never seen before that definitely stood…

E11EVEN

Miami, Florida

Seems to be back to what it was years ago, but busier and even more expensive

Arrived on Saturday night around 10pm which is actually really early for this place - it has been a while but this place always got busy after midnight, sometimes after 3am or even later. No…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Worth Going Back, Now that Covid is Over.

It was nearly 11 when I got there. I hadn't been there since JUST before Covid lockdown. On my previous visit, there had been lots of lovely ladies, including some I recognized from Living Room.…

Bourbon Street Gentlemen's Club

Parlin, New Jersey

Fun night, cute ladies.

I stopped in after a disaster at GO-GO Rama. It was about 10:30 on a Tuesday. This place is right on route 9 south in Parlin, just after a McDonalds and before a…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

Nice club with pretty dancers and decent dances

Yellow Rose was about a $12 ride share from downtown. They had a good-sized parking lot, which wasn't nearly full when I arrived Sunday evening. It didn't look like there was a parking fee; I…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

The most handling ever

Chicas Bonitas was, I think, the closest club to where I was staying in downtown Austin. It was an easy 10-minute/$10 in a ride share. There's an arcade (the "Texas Gaming Lounge") a few buildings…

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You know what? I kind of admire Jeff Bezos

Hear me out. Yes, he’s a hairless ape. More hairless than average. You’d think that this rick would hold him in contempt. But he’s an ape that is reaching for the stars. By blasting himself into space in a giant dick.…

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Friendly faces but no wow factor

Had an unexpected day off from work and decided to do some day clubbing downtown. Went to Downtown Cabaret first but there were only 2 girls working mid afternoon which surprised me. Day shift has…

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How Radical Gender Ideology is Taking Over Public Schools & Harming Kids and...

creepy sex ed camps for children. How Radical Gender Ideology is Taking Over Public Schools & Harming Kids https://youtu.be/k33KeLh8aOk Sex Ed Summer Camp for grades 3-5 https://twitter.com/TheTonus/status/1500869079162368011 In Austin they have a program that will PAY teens $100 to attend sex ed camp. https://thetexan.news/austin-public-library-to-pay-high-schoolers-to-attend-sex-ed-camp/ Sexy Summer…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Monday post covid restrictions.

First off all Covid restrictions have been lifted. The statewide mask mandate technically doesn't end until this coming Saturday (March 12th) but there was zero enforcement. About half the guys in the crowd still had…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

A hidden champaign room, within a vip room.

I was here the day before Mardi grai or fat Tues or something like that. People were already starting to wear beads and talk about a rush of people that were coming soon. Years ago…

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Las Vegas visit mini-reviews

On my last trip I swung through Las Vegas for a few days. Rather than write up individual reviews for the clubs I checked out, I figured I'd just provide some brief comments on all of them in one place. I…

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*** SLAM DUNKED THAT FAGGOT ICEYBOI ***

LOL!!!

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

Late Sunday night visit

My husband and I hadn't been here in about 3 years. We visited on a Sunday night between 12 and 1 am. We each paid a $25 cover charge. After we found a seat we…

Angelwitch Cabaret

Lubbock, Texas

Tumbleweeds and Tiddies

Here's the vibe: Out in the middle of nowhere. In the middle of a cemetery. No one's around. A gun fight is about to go down. But not just one V one, it's a threeway.…

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

Platinum Plus, Nice and Pricey

So... this was odd. I'd never been here before, and was just passing through. Club is quite nice, spacious, clean, small cover (I think 5$). They do swipe your id, if that matters to you.…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Rude dancers, poor management

I'd never been here before so I thought I'd give it a try as I drove by at 9 on a Tuesday. The club is on route 35 heading south just before Laurence Parkway.…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Great value maybe even best in Philadelphia

Adding more details for requests. Very small building inside the main is a stage surrounded by a bar going all the way around with very little extra space. No cover 1 drink minimum with very reasonable bar…

The Griffin

Holborn, England

Relaxed club with good private dances

I went on a Wednesday evening around 8pm and I was on my own. The place is easy to find on public transport, near Farringdon tube and on a few bus routes. As I approached…

Club Wax

Atlanta, Georgia

Ole reliable

I decided to visit Wax and the visit didn’t disappoint. I arrived around 6:30 which is late for me but early enough to beat the night crowd. Entry was $10 but no id check or…

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Another good time at Lusty's

I stopped in early Tuesday afternoons about 1:30. Same bartender as usual during the day, T, a 40ish blond spinner. There were 4 dancers, a full figured woc, the old heavy woman who's…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Quick trip to sapphire

Had a few hours layover in vegas last weekend heading to San diego to Disneyland. Decided to tryout sapphire and spearmint rhino. Spent about an hour each. Will make some comparisons. Took the free limo…

Studio 69

Heroica Nogales, Sonora

Sure That This is a Brothel?

This is my third trip to Nogales over the past four years and every time I tried to find the clubs. The first two trips were weekdays during the early evening. Not having any knowledge…

Obsession

Heroica Nogales, Sonora

Good Times Thanks to One

This is my third trip to Nogales over the past four years. Obsession was easy to find and is open during the day. As you exit the border crossing, turn right and it is about…

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Aaron Rodgers extension will make QB NFL's highest paid-player

4 years, 200 million Well I suppose he won't have to concern himself with higher gas and food prices. https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/nfl/aaron-rodgers-returning-to-packers-on-extension-that-will-make-qb-nfl-s-highest-paid-player/ar-AAUMOy3?ocid=msedgntp

Politics

Russia Prepares To Cut Off From Global Internet

Russia prepares to cut itself off from global internet. We’ll look at that, an article from a CREDIBLE news source. https://www.vice.com/en/article/88gevb/russia-is-preparing-to-cut-itself-off-from-the-global-internet This sucks, there is this Russian sight I know of ahem I mean a friend I know told me…

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Publishers Clearing House

I guess I'll be leaving TUSCL soon. I was just notified by phone message that I have won $2 million, a new Mercedes Benz and $5,000 a week for life. I can no longer associate with guys only making $350K/year.

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

A Nice Surpise!

First time visiting Dirty's which for those who aren't familiar with the PHX area, is located in the NW Phoenix area. Navigating there was easy as it's right off of Grand Ave. Parking…

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Celebrating International Women’s Day

Could there possibly be any better way to celebrate International Women’s Day than in the dank and dark confines of your favorite high-mileage den of depravity? Of course not! I for one will go and open my heart, my wallet…

Coconut Cabaret

Gainesville, Florida

Not worth it.

Stopped by at 8 on a Thursday night. Paid a $10 cover only to find there were literally no dancers in the building. The first dancer (of 3 that showed up) took the stage at…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Master Plan Fell Apart

So I’ll start this off by saying that by far my least favorite thing about strip clubs is the cat and mouse game with the girls. I hate pushy girls that I have trouble getting…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Oasis, or more like a mirage?

I will say this, I could be a victim of high expectations, but I was really let down by my first visit. Also, I may not be in this clubs target demographic, and unfortunately I…

Politics

These are the people you Russophobes are siding with

Are you proud of yourselves? Still think you're being "virtuous"? https://www.dailyveracity.com/2022/03/06/graphic-ukrainian-neo-nazi-group-tortures-ukrainian-mma-fighter-for-training-with-russian-club/

Playmates Club

Miami, Florida

Good happy service

Much better than I expected. I came here after leaving very quickly from another club that was horrible. The cover was cheap at 10$ at night. Club is pretty small. A 20ish person lounge area…

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Do strippers have a stank fetish?

Three of the guys listed have been favs of my favs. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9llFZRr2CD4

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Not what it once was, but still lots of good views.

I used to frequent this club back before things changes in the city, but hadn’t been in a few years. I was in the area last Friday, so I thought I’d give it another look.…

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OT/ Drive Friendly

Signs along the highways that enter Texas say "Drive Friendly, The Texas Way." If your state had a motto like Texas does, What could it be? I will get a few started... Drive Friendly The Texas Way- Drive like an Ass Hole. Drive…

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Baltimore

Any advice on where to go and where to park?

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Cameron

Does anyone have any info or experience getting dances with Cameron? I’ve talked to her a few times, but never gotten a dance. Seems like she doesn’t dance on stage and only comes in when guys reserve a certain number…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Amateur night

Anyone know if amateur (Monday) night is consistently good? I went a few weeks ago and it was really good but after the amateur contest 90 percent of the club cleared out. Is this normally how it goes?

Politics

Florida Surgeon General advises the COVID vaccine

for healthy children. First state to do this! We need to get that so called vaccine off of the market if we ever expect to the the end of his hysteria. SJG Shocking Blue - Venus (Live + Interview) 1969 (actually live and played…

Politics

COVID-19 and the Global Predators

https://www.amazon.com/COVID-19-Global-Predators-are-Prey/dp/0982456069/ref=sr_1_1?crid=BR0I9WLI6R28&keywords=peter+breggin&qid=1646688560&sprefix=peter+breggin%2Caps%2C116&sr=8-1 Who are the "they"-these Global Predators? What are their motives and their plans for us? How can we defend against them? Why did they: ■ Plan Warp Speed for a SARS-CoV pandemic years before it came? ■ Distribute mRNA and DNA vaccines that killed…

Politics

Turning California into a 40 million bed mental hospital!

Peter Breggin, echoing Foucault and using the language of today, says that the reason Psychiatry was invented was to legitimate the incarceration of homeless people who are breaking no law. https://www.amazon.com/Toxic-Psychiatry-Electroshock-Biochemical-Theories/dp/0312113668/ref=sr_1_4?crid=BR0I9WLI6R28&keywords=peter+breggin&qid=1646691104&sprefix=peter+breggin%2Caps%2C116&sr=8-4 https://www.amazon.com/Toxic-Psychiatry-Electroshock-Biochemical-Theories/dp/0312113668/ref=sr_1_4?crid=BR0I9WLI6R28&keywords=peter+breggin&qid=1646688560&sprefix=peter+breggin%2Caps%2C116&sr=8-4&asin=0312113668&revisionId=&format=4&depth=1 In the heights of the 2020 COVID hysteria I said, “Gavin…

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OT: Laptop Keyboard ?

The 'T' and 'Y' keys on my laptop are not working (all other keys seem to work) - I took them out and blew around the area in case there was dust but they still don't work - anyone had…

Politics

Gas Prices

https://nypost.com/2022/03/07/us-gas-prices-near-all-time-high-with-no-end-in-sight/ In just a few months it went up a dollar a gallon. Last time I filled up it was $4.19 and going up every day. Some of my little strip club excursion between the tolls and all that shit…

Booby Trap On The River

Miami, Florida

will not be coming back

From the moment I stepped in here, I knew it was a bad idea. First it was the disconnect between the cover charge ($25) and the condition of the place. I figured for a friday…

Bomb City Cabaret

Amarillo, Texas

Slow Sunday

Went on a Sunday night. Got there around 10 and stayed until after 1:00 AM. Slow night. Only 4 girls is working. The club is full nude and BYOB. Cover was $15. I brought a…

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, Ontario

The Last Days of Rome

Ontario recently removed the need for vaccine passports, and some of the dancers I had talked to were hoping that this would leave the clubs to have a large increase in girls and patrons. I…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

Stay as far away as you can.

I'm somewhat of a local, and I've been through all of them. A few years back, this was a great place to hang out at, you could talk to the girls, have some privacy in…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

What a difference a couple years makes.

I hadn’t been in a long time because of COVID but decided to give it a go. What a difference a couple years makes they finally finished the remodel. Positive and negatives for that. Positive…

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Dam! Denver is Getting Expensive! Inflation Is Ridiculous!

Head is $500 now!!! We need to put these bozos in check that are causing all of this inflation by actually paying these ridiculous prices. $500 is way too much for head, dammit! https://www.westword.com/news/box-of-human-heads-stolen-in-denver-how-much-theyre-worth-13598701

MTM's

Powell, Tennessee

Nice Sunday night visit

Came back for another visit. Club had about 15 customers and around 8 girls. Large stage in the middle and against the back wall. Nice lighting. Music not too loud. DJ had technical difficulties but…

Déjà Vu Bakersfield

Bakersfield, California

Decent Club, Too Much Downtime

My experience with Deja Vu Bakersfield in the past can be hit or miss, this latest trip was somewhere in between. There were a lot of customers, but only about 7 or 8 girls.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

First time at Hong Kong

Went to Hong Kong for a long weekend Friday to Monday for my first time. I arrived at about 6pm and checked into cascadas which is literally next door to HK. The check in is…

Exotic Kitty Gentlemen's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

First lap dance

This was the second strip club I have visited, and the first that allows lap dances. Came here specifically for my first lap dance. There was a cover of 10 dollars to enter.…

Tropical Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

A Diamond

Went to Tropical on Sunday afternoon at 1 pm. Flew in to San Diego on business, rented a car and drove down to the border. This was the first trip post Covid…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Worth a visit as hot dancers are back

Paid $20 to get in at 6:00PM on Friday. Still Heineken beer costed around $8. Ordered cheesecake and started enjoying the fun. Food was good. Ended up order wings as well. They run a parade of…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

Not What it Used to Be BUT Not Bad

[LOCATION] The GPS address for the club is 28 Sims Avenue, Providence, RI. [Exterior] It is a two story brightly painted block building in a somewhat rundown area of Providence There is ample parking adjacent to the building and…

Diamond Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

Primetime Saturday Night on the East Side

I was in St. Louis for a guys weekend centered around the MVC Arch Madness college basketball tournament. A handful of us made the trip to the East side Saturday night... which is…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

North Hills, California

L.A. 2AMer

LOS ANGELES - A man is dead after a dispute broke out at a strip club in the San Fernando Valley overnight, police say. The shooting was reported outside the Synn Gentlemen’s Club, located near the intersection of Roscoe and Sepulveda…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Met the right girl, had a nice time. An option if you don't go to TJ.

One of my first trips since the 'rona lockdown. Wasn't gonna have enough time to try the holy grail TJ, so I stayed local. Glad I stepped out! The Club This joint is I think a 20…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

First time at LF Huslter Club

Long time lurker here… appreciate all the good info. Was planning a trip, so I decided to join and read a bunch of reviews, get some tips, and then share my experiences. This was purely a…

Country Rock Cabaret

Sauget, Illinois

PTs, Sport, Country Rock...whatever still my favorite

Long time lurker here… appreciate all the good info. Was planning a trip, so I decided to join and read a bunch of reviews and then share my experiences. This was purely a trip for fun.…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Fun, but expensive as hell.

After a terrible stop at Emperor's (so bad I don't even want to write a review), me and my friends wandered down to Gold for a much better experience. First thing to know, this place…

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Family issues suck

Some wacko ape shared a photo of my half-sister, rachaelthelioness, reacting to tales of yours truly fucking hairless ape whores. This is some fucked up shit https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/t8jdhq/what_do_you_think_happened_to_this_lion/ Now I’m tryin’ to track the asshole who told her this shit down so…

La Pearl Lounge

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Bang, Bang for your buck!!

Gentlemen this is one of the best bangs for your buck. $10 cover get you the real sample. Don’t have to go to the lap dance area for 25-$50 for a just because to see…

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What does it mean?

Q. What does it mean when you haven't been to the strip club all week? A. It's Monday.

Sylvia's Playhouse

Portland, Oregon

Hotness 100% Action PG-13

"Safe & legal" should basically all I want to say here. The model was one of the hottest I've ever seen (the pictures on the website don't lie—in fact she was hotter than I expected). In…

Vegas Show Girls

North Augusta, South Carolina

Vegas Show Girls

We went to Vegas Show Girls around 8:30 last night (Saturday). The club itself was OK. When you walk in there was kind of a big atrium with a couple of pool tables…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

More action in Jacksonville than I expected

Was in Jacksonville for business and have read that the clubs in this area were not that exciting so had no plans to visit. Well you know how it goes, you have a few…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Great quick Sunday visit

Wanted some ass so drove down to Bogie's last Sunday for an afternoon quickie. Figured I would start there and if no girls interested me, try my luck around the corner at H8N. Didn't need…

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LA strip clubs that haven’t switched to employee status yet?

I’m looking for a new club, but I can only work as an independent contractor since I don’t want it showing up on background checks in the future. Any recommendations for clubs that are still doing cash?

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Sunday evening at Sugar 44

After having a Meh time at the Hi-Liter, I stopped by this place on my way back to the hotel on my last trip out to Phoenix. I had been to this place 3…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Clean, Decent, Slow, Very Smokey, Beautiful dancers, and very friendly club

The club is right off the I-95, easy to get there from Philly Down or from Airport. Cub has a free private parking, so no worries about the car. No door fee at 4:00 PM…

The Horns

Spitalfields, England

5 Stars for The Horns

I had a really enjoyable solo visit here a few weeks ago. I had a quick chat with the bouncer at the door who seemed friendly enough (and no entry fee!). After you enter, you're…

The Shady Lady

Salina, Kansas

Shady Lady 2022

I try to get to this club when I attend to business in the area. All in all, I have been there at least a dozen times. This used to be the Wild Wild West,…

Lookers Showclub

Fredonia, New York

Little Club in College Town definitely not living up to its full potential.

Been coming here on and off for close to 15 years. Club has changed hands many times over the years and it’s really been hit or miss. I’ve been there on nights where they have…

End Zone

Port Matilda, Pennsylvania

Mixed Opinion

I tried here again after 9 months. The talent was improved but nothing else has really changed. Kind of still surprised this place has not gone out of business. This visit was Saturday evening 8.30-10.45…

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Life the Sanctions! aka Do You Want a Hot Puss Summer or Ukraine?

Hot take by one of the funniest comedians of our time. https://youtu.be/-ZVnE2Zv7X8?t=2251

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Nice club in philly.

I went to Cheerleaders on 03/06. It was around 5 PM. Im from Houston, so this place seemed small compared with the clubs there, but from what i understand this was considered a nice size…

Silhouette's Bikini Sports Bar & Grill

Chattanooga, Tennessee

Bored in Chattanooga.

Chattanooga is bad when it comes to strip clubs. Normally I would take a road trip to H'Ville but it was late and wasn't up to the drive. I decided to take my chances and…

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Motivating lazy/tired strippers during lap dances

Sometimes you’ll get dances with a stripper, and she’s not really putting all that effort in, she kind of stops and lays there. And I know the ultimately the answer to stop getting dances but you already paid for this…

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Why do PUA coaches and Manosphere Gurus bash each other so much?

Hey guys, I've been wanting to ask this question for awhile, since you guys give very insightful answers. It seems that many of these guys are constantly "bashing" each other. Some people might give the excuse, "we live in a democratic society"…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

lunch at the PM

Working from home, and Paper Moon is not too far so I decided to take a long lunch break and check it out. Was on Friday a week ago, arrived around 12:15. Club is easy…

Hidden Gem Club

Spring City, Pennsylvania

Yeehaw! Baby Dolls Dallas Again Baby!...Oh wait no, not that one, wrong one my bad

Spring City, PA. Not far from Phoenixville where Mike Piazza grew up. Saturday night after midnight. Quiet suburban area. Baby Dolls is basically just a big house. Parking the back, behind it is the woods.…

The Holiday

Santa Fe Springs, California

Take a Holiday away from the Holiday.

Went there around 9:30 PM Friday March 5th. The parking lot was full. Was carded and pat down before entry. Did not have my DL scanned. The club was packed. There were at least 25…

Politics

Give Ukraine their no-fly zone!

This is fucking bullshit. The Biden administration, along with many Republicans, are trying to tiptoe through a minefield, just to reach a cliff on the other side. The only thing everyone seems to agree on is that Putin intends to…

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My night as a PL / creep

A week ago I spent the night out at one of my favorite strip clubs. I hadn't been to any clubs in a while, and I was feeling particularly horny, having spent the last couple of weeks distracted and abstinent.…

Just Enuff Lounge

King of Prussia, Pennsylvania

Enuff Said

King of Prussia, PA. Not far from the big King of Prussia mall where they filmed the Paul Blart movie. Saturday night before midnight. This place it's not in the middle of nowhere, it's in…

Politics

If this doesn't violate the 1st Amendment nothing does

Wow, just wow. "Sanctions" for free speech. Not just banning Russian or prp-Russia media outlets but criminalizing Americans from donating and possibly sharing links, and admitting this is because of speech and opinion the US regime doesn't like.…

Tattletales

Levittown, Pennsylvania

Tattletales From the Crypt

Levittown, PA. I grew up in the New York version. Saturday night, around 10pm. Plenty of parking in the park. Commercial strip in a suburban area on New Falls road. Walk in cover $10. Layout.…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Afternoon;good/great, late night; say your prayers...

Had a decent Afternoon visit (spent less than 45 mins as I was called to attend to an urgent situation). I decided to go back later at night and it was crazy. I expected the…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Reliable - Sexy - Tame

Risque is one of the 'Big 3' for traditionall Philly SC. (Cheerleaders and Delilahs the other two). This club is located in an industrial area that is actually undergoing a lot of redevelopment and…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Atlanta 2AMer

Published: 8:30 AM EST March 6, 2022 Updated: 9:08 AM EST March 6, 2022 ATLANTA — Shell casings littered the parking lot of an Atlanta nightclub early Sunday morning after a shooting left one person injured, police say. It happened at Vivide off…

Seville Club

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Francesca, the dancer with 2 tongues

Stopped into Seville around 9:30 on Saturday after a 3-month hiatus. There's something about the chill of Minnesota winter nights that keeps my mongering to day shifts and Sevill is only open nights. I was hoping…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

high quality establishment.

Been here 4 or 5 times now. Gem of a place. Mad I didn’t start coming here sooner. Valet($7, $10 with tip) dudes don’t even bother with tickets as they remember you and what you…

Jaguars Gentlemen's Club

Indianapolis, Indiana

An abnormal experience

The last review of this club, in November, was left by me. On that visit I had noticed an improvement in the attractiveness of the girls. Unfortunately, I never saw any of those girls in…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

strike out.

Decided to try out Saturday day shift this past week. Meh. Mid afternoon. No cover. Pretty slowish. Was a typical Criket dayshift capacity wise. Visited the LS day before, so figured I’d try and find…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Fun night at the D

Love and Hate this place but warming back up to it. It’s one of the nice clubs in the area. Valet $10, cover can vary but usually it’s $20. The last few times the…

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When OTC falls through because hotels are sold out

I really hate this. I had a hot ass girl lined up who I hadn't seen for a while but has always been a good time in the past. The Jack is flowing, I've been watching tits and…

DV8

Portland, Oregon

Good weeknight chill

I usually go on weekdays once a month or so, so this covers my general experiences over the past year. Even with covid, it has been plenty fun and interactive. It feels safe…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Nice surprise

Ok lots of reviews physically on this club. It's unchanged in the last 15 yrs from what i know. 3 stages 1 main larger stage in the middle and the 2 satellites...its a…

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

Nice pitstop at Casa Diablo post-covid

Went back to Casa Diablo for the first time post-covid. Things seem to be back to generally what they were before. Came in right around 8pm on a Thursday for no cover. Headed to the…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Bring back dayshift

Stopped by on a weekend night about a month ago, first time since covid. I don’t think I’ve ever been charged the same amount twice here. Sometimes 15, sometimes 20, sometimes 30. Whatever. Think it…

Sylvia's Playhouse

Portland, Oregon

LOVED IT...FULL PERSONAL EXPERICENCE W/ BUSINESS DETAILS

Forgive me for this long ass story but Tuscl always says "not enough detail" on my reviews, so here we go from the top. INTRO: So where do I begin? Let's just say I have a particular…

Perfect Ten

San Antonio, Texas

Lots of Choices on a Tuesday Evening.

I was in town and this place was walking distance from my hotel so I deciced to give it a shot. ID check and pat down happened outside before ever going in the front…

Politics

Volunteers coming to Ukraine

Nothing like this since the Spanish Civil War... https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/around-70-japanese-have-volunteered-fight-ukraine-report-2022-03-02/

Rick's Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Rick's: average and pales in comparison to other clubs

Went In at 5:20 and was greeted warmly at the door. Unfortunately, once inside the club itself, get ready for some disappointment. The first major Con of the Club is the layout. The area is…

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Newbie Advice request- Travelling through Myrtle Beach,Richmond VA and Baltimore

Hi, I am looking for advice, I am in my 40's and haven't had the opportunity to visit SCs until now. I'll be travelling through Myrtle Beach, Richmond VA and Baltimore on Sunday afternoon\evenings…

Skin Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Fully nude? Maybe... But it'll cost you either way

I always pass this club on my way to work or on my way home since it is right next to the Robertson on-ramp/exit. I haven’t been to a strip club in years (relationship then…

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Should drewcarey change his handle?

I was thinking maybe felixunger? I think Drew Carey would be OK with an uncovered HJ unless it was from Mimi.

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Merilyn Sakova

https://www.boobpedia.com/boobs/Merilyn_Sakova If anything happens to her, will Putin's days be numbered? Because big boob lovers will surely get to him?

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Scammed by Simone

It was an early February week day. I had taken the day off of work to celebrate my birthday. After eating lunch with a friend in Seattle, I decided to swing through Pandoras. I just…

Politics

California to make mentally ill homeless accept treatment

https://www.mymotherlode.com/news/local/2385961/newsom-proposes-mental-health-courts-to-aid-homelessness.html/amp Basically set up courts to force the mentally ill homeless into treatment. And money for transitional housing to alleviate homelessness.

Politics

Putin stole a Super Bowl ring

An odd story from 2005. Robert Kraft visited Putin and showed him his Super Bowl ring. Putin put it in his pocket and walked away. https://www.westernjournal.com/putin-made-chilling-comment-patriots-owner-sticking-super-bowl-ring-pocket-stealing/

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Get up, stand up.

Fair warning, I'm long winded so if you detest rambling recounting then skip this review. Got a rare day off from work so I decided to treat myself to a visit to Centerfolds.…

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Shortened lap dance due to club rules

Last night I went to do a lap dance with a girl. The hour and a half that I was in the club I was the only customer to ask a girl to do so. When we got back to…

Minx

Virginia Beach, Virginia

This is a dive bar, not a strip club, but it's a solid bar overall.

This isn't a strip club - that's really all you need to know here. Unlike Minx, JB's and some other places there are no private dances, no contact dances or anything like that. This isn't…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

TGIF Treat

Was here fairly regularly until Covid-19 hit, first time back. Generally stuck with a few ladies I was comfortable with and never left disappointed. Today, despite a full room of ladies, I did…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Not bad, not great

I stopped by on my way home from work at about 5:30 pm. $10 cover. There are 3 stages but only one was in use. The place was pretty crowded with customers, maybe because it…

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

Similar

Hey Guys anybody know a place similar in the areas… ? Paterson, clifton,passaic, lodi…. ??

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Nice, relaxing afternoon.

The place is small. Total building is probably 4000 sq ft, sits on probably half an acre land. Parking was not an issue. At that time, it was either $5 in a dirt or $10…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Low Energy Thursday Night

I was in the Seattle area for work and after a short nap at the hotel after the work day was done I decided to try my luck at Pandora's. I have been to…

Spearmint Rhino

New York, New York

Too bright, disappointing talent

Decided to give the new place a shot. Came in around 10pm on a Saturday. I thought this would be prime time, but it was overall disappointing. I walked in and checked my coat. Coat check…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

RIP Sinsaysionals

Sorry that this place closed. But I can't say that I'm surprised. It was a mystery to me how they remained open as long as they did. Whenever I was there it was never very crowded.…

Xsensual

Portland, Oregon

Same ol' shack

Decided to pop in late Monday night after a bit of a hiatus. If you've never been to this this place before, it's pretty much your standard PDX jack shack. Walking in you'll be greeted…

Las Cariñosas

Beaverton, Oregon

Walked out in under 20 minutes

I know this place has a reputation for having a more diverse group of dancers compared to some other clubs in the area. A couple African American, a couple Latinas, and one white girl were…

Southern Comfort Lounge

Eldridge, Iowa

Something needs to change

This will not be a long one. This has always been a favorite spot to stop by over the last 15+ years. Always stop 3 or 4 times a year. Unfortunately,…

Bugsy's Speakeasy

Elyria, Ohio

GPS!!!

My first time going there. I felt safe but noty best club experience. Club layout, long bar on the right, stage on the left, and a couple tables and chairs on the left before the…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Surprisingly amazing, but above board

Had been to Sapphires the night before, which ended up being pretty expensive and not great for getting dances, so though SR would be the same. Pleasantly surprised. This place really is a true gentleman’s club -…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

A little better this time around. Got that LDK

So I wrote a review of this place months ago. I didn't feel as though I got the full feel of the club since I didn't get any VIP dances and visited on a seemingly…

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Is this how the SleepyTime Rapist started?

As I read this news article I couldn't help but think of a certain creepy TUSCL poster from san jose. Start by sneaking into her bedroom and filming her while she sleeps, then maybe graduate to raping her while she…

My Overpaying Story

I'm writing this to punish myself for making fun of someone in the comments section of a review where they overpaid for a BJ. I tried to think of a time where I made a similar mistake and I couldn't think of one...but then I remembered this gem. So, for your enjoyment (and my dismay): So, I used to dabble in stand-up comedy. And, I had just did a set at a local bar and bombed. It was the first time I ever really bombed. I was really feeling bad and decided to drown my sorrows in pussy. So, I went to a club in Anaheim that I had been to a couple times.…

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OTC/ITC with one 7 a week, one 8 every other week or one 9 a month?

If everything worked out (which is a big if) what way would you lean? Price wise I think it sort of works out sorta close to that. I don't always do this but I think I've been leaning more in the…

Tijuana

crossing border to u,s,

went to tijuana last week and was going to cross border to u.s. line was long and some lady said she could get me close to front of line for $20. i offered 15 and off we went…

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Gardena CA clubs open?

Gotta go to Cali in 3 weeks on business. Anybody know if Gardena clubs made it back from Covid closings? Got my mouth already for hash - would like me some hash....

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Have any of u guys ever watched 90day?

Some of these recent discussions reminded me of the shit I've seen on this 90day fiance show and spinoffs. A friend got me hooked on that dumbass show. A common theme is Americans keep going to other countries to get…

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Question about Recreational Weed in Clubs

So, being new to this whole recreational weed situation...moving recently from a State that didn't allow it at all.... Are you allowed to smoke weed in the club as if it was nothing more than a cigarette? Could I just…

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Why do you guys think that its "Right wing" guys who become expats?

Hey guys, From reading a lot of forums it seems that the guys who end up doing the these lifestyle tend to be more right wing. Meanwhile, it seems that guys who are more left wing end up staying at…

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Ukraine Women

Yesterday, I saw on the news an anchor expressing concern that some refugees will be the victim of sexual exploitation. I think that skips a crucial part of the concern. Shouldn't the concern be that the Ukrainian women will be…

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WHAT YOUR STRIPPER SHOES SAY ABOUT YOU

So a trend on tiktok for the dancers is to do a video showing a variety of dancer shoes and then giving an opinion of what the shoes say about the dancer who wears them. So I’d like to…

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What’s the deal with Cameron?

Cameron is a mid-30s white woman, straight dark hair absolutely gorgeous. Last time I was in , I talked to her and she said she doesn’t do stage dances and only comes in when guys make appointments with her for…

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Photography Equipment

Some years ago I was told that Alien Bees made good pro-am studio flash gear. https://www.paulcbuff.com/AlienBees-tm-Flash-Unit.html Still available? Any other recommendations? Does this use Xenon lamps? What is their color spectrum? For a timing light, so long as you can see it, it does…

Return to Michigan, Return to Strip Clubs?

I got into the game late. I must admit, embarrassingly so, that growing up in SE Michigan I never knew about Tijuana of the North. I never knew that strippers actually provided "extras". I thought strippers providing those type of services were just stories that drunk dudes made up like fisherman telling stories after fishing trips. It wasn't until I moved away from my home state back in 2010, then returned for a visit that I learned my way around the clubs. And it wasn't until 2012 when I moved to California that I learned how the strip clubs, the escort game, and the massage parlors all worked and the positives and negatives of the…

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Older Women - People Prefer That?

So I used to dance for a little extra on the side. I am curious if men are interested in women >50 who are still in fairly good shape, etc? From what I hear and know, most girls…

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what are some memorable stripper's 9-5 day jobs, you been told

one dancer claimed she was a graphic designer--in her office (it was the 90s) another dancer looking for OTC with me gave me her real estate business card; lol another dancer worked as a server at the local TGI Fridays like a…

Expedition to Los Angeles Figueroa Street 2022

“In late 2020, Los Angeles Dist. Atty. issued a directive that stopped nearly all prostitution-related loitering prosecutions.” I had read about these “news”. I had to go to a “conference/meeting” all the way down in Downtown Los Angeles on February on a Monday at noon, and after the meeting I had some time, so I decided to drive along Figueroa Street to see how many and what kind of girls are there now that prosecution is not an issue. I drove south on Figueroa, it was around 2:30pm I saw a few girls on the west side of the street, but then I noticed a girl on the east side of the street, a 7-8, se was wearing a super short pink mini…

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Playboy model claims she was kicked out of Airbnb for being too hot

Story and photos: https://nypost.com/2022/03/02/playboy-model-was-kicked-out-of-airbnb-for-being-too-hot/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

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NBA stars would rather spend money at a strip club than feed hungry people

"According to JR Smith, NBA players would rather spend US 60,000 dollars on a strip club than feed 2,500 people." I have some sympathy with this view. I've never spent $60K in a club in one night, but over the…