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Pure Gold Showgirls

Rancho Cordova, California

Lack of enthusiasm

I decided to visit Pure Gold Showgirls after reading the legendary Paradise on tuscl. So, I went to the club on Wednesday at 8 PM. There is a sign saying mask required, but I didn't…

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

Excellent day of NFL, T&A, and LDK.

Took a Sunday trip up to my favorite Northern CA club. I tried to time my arrival to be at the end of the 49er/Rams game. However by the time I arrived, the…

Papermoon Midlothian

Richmond, Virginia

Pleasant, pleasing, upscale, fun.

While in RVA on a Wednesday before the holidays, I was told by a local that this was the best of the options Richmond offered. Ubered there to give it a try. The reputation of being…

Berlin News Agency

Berlin Township, New Jersey

The hopeless category where we play

Only because I happenned to be passing by, had nothing better to do and entry is still just $10, I stopped in a recent weekend night. Here’s my report along with a lesson in…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Great lap dances for a good price

Looks like I'm the last person to review this fine establishment, so I won't recap all the layout specifics. Club is a modest size room attached to an adult bookstore. Paid the cashier…

New Couple Friendly Venue Has Deluxe Private Rooms

I went on a first Thursday night with my boyfriend to the new venue at 641 West 51st Street Street. I Googled the address and was delighted to find out that the new host venue…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Good to see an old friend

I went to Chicas Locas back in November 2018. I had an amazing experience then, so I was definitely interested in returning when I came back to Dallas today. When you walk in, its…

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Is it important to maybe have ROB in your life maybe every once in a blue moon?

To keep you honest. Stop from falling asleep. I was at one club a couple weeks back and feeling good, real confident all that. I'm talking to the girl, she's hot, blonde chick, busty all that stuff. She asks hey…

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Recruit for the "Organization" - (Subraman and SJG Take Notes)

https://www.yahoo.com/news/im-former-preschool-teacher-now-100000168.html BBW quits working at school to become an OnlyFans model

Mouse's Ear

Knoxville, Tennessee

Monday afternoon that got good

Cover was $16. No alcohol available. Bottle of water is about 6 bucks. Monday just after 5 I was the only customer, but two more came in to see the 5 or 6 women working…

Class Act Show Bar

Tampa, Florida

Repeat visit not so hot !

I posted a review of a prior visit which went well for me. I was hoping I couldn’t go wrong going again on a Saturday afternoon. But apparently I was simply in the right place…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

New year off to good start

Stopped by on a Saturday afternoon. The set up has been described many times before. Today it was fairly packed at the time I arrived, though cleared up slightly a bit later. Managed to get…

Rick's Cabaret New York

New York, New York

Large Club with Central Location

I went after work with a co-worker and since we arrived after 7 PM the cover charge was $20 per person, plus a 2 drink minimum. If we had arrived before 7 PM, there would…

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I’m worried about my buds

I can’t tell you damn dirty apes how long it has been since the lion, the dugan, and I have gangbanged a hairless ape whore. I’m worried about my buds. Have any of you apes reached out to them? Sometimes…

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RIP Bob Saget

https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/09/bob-saget-dead-dies-hotel-comedian-full-house/?fbclid=IwAR0xVxffCdKorAmodm9KtI1gBgebWxaBPtFIPp--oDWJu7OePpvrX5JtUI4 I grew up watching Full House. His stand up stuff was raunchy and hilarious too. RIP Bob Saget

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

A good 5 hours

The Club Arrived at around 5:00 for what was going to be a quick visit, no cover or parking fee but a security guard outside for wand and such. Once inside there is the stage…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Disappointed in lineup, probably won't go back

Came here on a Thursday night in December, around 7pm (I had heard this was "shift change" time so I was hoping more girls would be available to choose from). The place is in an…

Legends

Detroit, Michigan

Saturday night review

Went on a Saturday late evening. Valet parked my car. On a Saturday, valet cost $16. You pay when you leave. It was cold with a slight drizzle and there was a line outside the…

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Current Mileage Phoenix/Arizona

I’ve heard about a few clubs like Bandaids, Hilighter, and or two gentlemen’s clubs… But I’m looking for a club that is more upscale (has actual vip rooms not just vip stalls) and has variety of girls like latinas,…

JB's Gentlemen's Club

Huntington, West Virginia

Very decent club with a neighborhood bar kind of feel

I was traveling through West Virginia, and this was the first time I had been to West Virginia club. Where I'm from, fully nude clubs are rare, but I had heard that WV clubs were…

Roxxies

Paterson, New Jersey

The Adventures of Roxxie and Bullwinkle...and some drunk guy too

Saturday night after midnight. South Paterson. Place right across the street from some giant Halal supermarket. Area seemed fine. Parking a long lot, not too many spots available but I found one. Club is like…

Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

Hawthorne, New Jersey

Jiggly-Poof!

And I was gone. Saturday night, in Hawthorne, just came from 5th avenue sports bar. Around midnight. When I was in the neighborhood, Hawthorne Police pulled me over and told me I crossed the yellow…

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Was I at this sports bar? I plead the 5th

Came here on a Saturday night in North Paterson. Industrial/commercial area. I found a spot right out front. Walk in no cover. Long bar that goes way back. Bar on right, bathrooms, curtained dance booths…

Bucks Wild

Dallas, Texas

Hard To Spend Money

Let me start off this review by saying that I am a female and my husband and I always go together. We have been going to clubs for years. I usually tip on…

Sapphire New York

New York, New York

Sapphire 60 Has Made a Good Recovery

Went to Sapphire 60 on a recent Saturday night and was impressed how the place was really rocking. I got in free as I gave the name of a Promoter I knew and I even…

Jiggles

Indianapolis, Indiana

New Name, But Not An Improvement

Though I have lived only 5 minutes from Babes for the last decade, I have only ever visited it a handful of times because I've never been impressed by the experience.(In my tiering of Indy's…

Foxy Gentlemen’s Club

Brooklyn, New York

It's raining paper, get the broom to clean the stage.

I came around 12:30 a.m. and left around 1:30 a.m. Cover was $30. A wine is $10. Pretty thorough pat down but no metal detector. 16 men 21 women. Coat check and cover guy AKA…

Sapphire Times Square

New York, New York

Sapphire Times Square is an Opulent Gem But it has Been Closed for Months Now

I had gone 2 years ago to the Grand Opening of the Sapphire Times Square location and had an amazing time. They really made a big effort in flying in some of the hottest girls…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Small Joint, But the Russian Girls with the Tall Lean Bodies Make it Worthwhile

I was eager to check out the new Flashdancers Midtown as I had frequented the predecessor club, Private Eyes. As expected, the setup was pretty much the same. You walked in and there was…

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, Texas

Stick to late nights

Was heading out for a flight and decided to stop by for an hour. Admission was $10 for regular and $20 for VIP- I opted for standard. Club had probably 8 patrons and about the…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Some good some bad

I stopped in on a Monday expecting it to be dead but there were a few people in the club. Many more than expected but not packed or even full but surprised for as early…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Met a new friend

I visited on a Monday from about 1 pm to 3 pm. No parking or cover. Metal detector and temp check. Beers are about $6-7 ans Water is $5. Since several raids where patrons were…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Nice Day Shift Visit

BT's is a higher tier club located in Dearborn on US-12 towards Detroit. Physically, it's larger than similar establishments in the area. Smoking isn't allowed on the club main floor. Cleanliness is…

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Are strippers and sorority girls opposites?

I know when I was in college sorority bitches were stuck up and preferred frat guys. Strippers were the warp drive to sugar dating when I started going to strip clubs. At that time was disgusted with traditional…

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Stripper Celebrity Crushes

Warning: Spoiler for the the movie "The Bad Batch" herein. My CF really has a thing for Johnny Depp. When she was like 9, she saw Pirates of the Caribbean, and decided she was marrying him. Her mom…

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The most underrated and unappreciated rock and roll bands

Credence Clear Water Revival and Chicago come to mind

Tijuana

Restroom attendants

Are the restroom attendants working in a club at 10a on any given day? I usually get Cialis from the restroom attendant when I see a bg I want to go upstairs with. However, without the Cialis the deed can…

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Sometimes This Stuff Is So Crazy It's Hard To Believe It's Happening

I was at a club recently, one with a pretty well deserved reputation as an air dance, non-extras club. I usually come here just for a few drinks and the eye candy because I think this club has the…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Slow Saturday

Was bored so decided to look for some action on a Saturday afternoon and went to the Gold Club as I had been there before and had a great time. Was about maybe 4 PM…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

A little bit disappointed

Little Darlings has always been my go to stop in Vegas and I've always had a great time, but this time was different. Took an Uber and was charged $38 admission fee with a coupon…

Tijuana

Cascadas Security Took My Camera

They gave it back, but confiscated it for the duration of my stay. Didn’t make any sense to me, but they insisted. As expected, when I checked into Cascadas, security searched my backpack. I knew that they would do so and…

Booby Trap On The River

Miami, Florida

Party with some grime.

I remember when this club first opened. It was clearly going to be a party club, being that it was pitching a 24/7 schedule, but I thought it would end up being the anti-Eleven. I…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

3rd times a charm?

This was the third club we stopped at on a night out in Atlanta and in my opinion the best of the three. The club is pretty small but easily found and has on site parking,…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Tale of two viists

This is a review of two visits on the same day. An afternoon 3 pm and a late nite 11pm. I've been to this club many times. It's nothing special, it's in a metal warehouse…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Holy mother of !

I've become a bit of a regular here, not necessarily like some of the other patrons who know all the girls and their names and zodiac sign, but kind of a regular. By the way…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

BBD before Christmas

Went back to Baby Dolls in Dallas. It’s a large comfortable place. During COVID, Upgraded the poor TVs that were so bad you couldn’t see the pictures. Nice change. Went during the day, $3 cover,…

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The Morning After

𝘋𝘰𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘺𝘦𝘳 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘸- 𝘴𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Uxc9eFcZyM LOL. It's always great when the good times are rolling. The bill comes due the next morning, when the head is fuzzy, what burned so good going…

Biggins

Daytona Beach, Florida

Comfortable, well rounded and just cool.

I went Wednesday and Friday. Wed 9pm to 1am, Friday midnight to 130am. It was almost the same both times. Lots of regulars and locals. Bartender is cool as shit! Also, I had more conversation…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

A Surprising Value

I was staying at a hotel a couple of blocks away, so I made the short trek to check out the Men’s Club. I could have walked, but it was cold, so I drove.…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Decent Girls, Overpriced Dances

In Charlotte for business, so I made arrangements to meet a local TUSCLer at the Gold Club at 2:30 p.m. We both pulled into the park lot at the same time and went inside.…

Silhouettes

Daytona Beach, Florida

Pleasant Surprise. Very pretty girls.

This place was a nice surprise. Only a few reviews before this so I'll make it as long as possible. I hadn't been through Daytona in over a decade, and I know it's a…

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In VIP how much foreplay is enough for you?

In most clubs where there are VIPs, they come in 15, 30 and 60 minute sessions. The most usual one is the 30 minute one. My observation is that most guys that go to VIP for a 30 minute session…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Plenty of Sin Here!!

Arrived at Sun City around 10pm. There is plenty of parking in the lot. Don’t wait your time with Valet. All spots are open to you. Must have proof of vaccination or you…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Definitely not the year 2000 anymore

This used to be the spot for a lot people in this area. They had some good lineups. And they used to advertise with these dumb commercials so it was at one point probably the…

Nikita's

Wellford, South Carolina

This is not the old Nikita's

I had visited the old Nikita's some years ago and had a blast. Visited the current Nikita's on a Thursday night around 9pm. I think the club opens around 8. Plenty of parking in a…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Total hit or miss spot

I have been there multiple times in the past. I stopped by on a Sunday afternoon because I was in the area. It is located in West Philly but it's off a main road with…

Rendez-Vous 10-35

Chambly, Quebec

Lots of Black girls

I been visiting this club on and off for years, but I will review about my recent visits in 2021 during covid government restrictions. Masks got to be worn in the club when circulating and…

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Because of systemic racism…..

No one has mentioned the passing of Sidney Poitier. Great, great actor. “In the Heat of the Night” is a classic. His acting is at the next level. I never tire of that movie.…

Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club

Latham, New York

Expensive, may be better evenings

Business is a purple cinder block building located on a busy street; diverse commercial area – quality retail and restaurant businesses. Ample off-road parking in rear of building. Has concrete wheelchair ramp, though…

Mornin': My Life of Strip Clubbing in the Morning Time

Morning time. Some would say it starts after midnight but for me that doesn't count; that's late night. I'm talking more before noon. It's important to me because I'm an early starter, matter of fact I normally wake up during the 2amer, I don't even set my alarm. The gunshots do it for me. So by the time I'm rockin' and rollin' I'm ready to hit the strip clubs. Usually I get the feeling around 9am which I admit, does limit my options. But from my experience I think I found my groove, my niche in the world, my value play and that's morning strip clubs. So much so, that I refuse to club past noon. This is my story. After…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Wednesday-Thursday visit in December

Sorry for the late review, just got extremely busy with work and the holidays to share my experience. This review is from my trip to Hk on 12/15. I drove down to the border on…

Blush Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Nice club layout but meh girls

I went to this place while returning from Passiac. This club is located at the border of Wallington and Garfield but falls in south hacknensack. The parking on the street side is easy but while entering…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

Becca for the win on Thursday!!

Gave Gold Room another try after work and was pleasantly surprised this time. Pulled up, and valet parking is still required. This annoys the hell out of me, but oh well. I believe…

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Today is national fart day.

Here is everything you always wanted to know about farts. https://nationaltoday.com/national-pass-gas-day/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Tally Ho Gentlemens Club

Rochester, New York

Fell in love with the assets

This was my first strip club experience so consider, however I had a wonderful experience and am definitely going back again. I stopped by on a Sunday night around midnight. There were only 3 other…

Le Palace Gentlemens Club

Orlando, Florida

Belated Review of Club for Players

Snuck out from the resort property and took an Uber to Le Palace mid December around 9pm. Walking in, it is a small club, bar to the left as you enter, single center stage ahead,…

Gold Room Chicago

Stone Park, Illinois

THURSDAY NIGHT 10 DOLLAR DANCE

I went to the club on Thursday because lap dances are $10.00 instead of the usual $30.00. The cover charge is 10 and mandatory valet parking is $6 plus tip. I arrived at 8pm…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Paper Moon….eh.

I haven’t been to Paper Moon in years. I decided to stop by and check it out. Not sure I really missed anything. You have to view it in the context of NOVA clubs…

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Ahmaud Arbery Defendants Sentenced to Life in Prison

Two get life without parole, one eligible for parole after 30 years. https://www.yahoo.com/news/men-convicted-ahmaud-arbery-killing-060727736.html

Chicas Bonitas

Dallas, Texas

Great dancer mileage but ehh kinda club.

Was my first time here and surely there is some seriously amazing time for people who wanna get a dance. Nothing at all for people who just go for drinks and see naked ladies. Parking is…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Alexa bringing in my new year

This place is full nude and no alcohol. So I’ve gone to this Deja Vu location a few times. They have good specials on Monday and Thursdays for the VIP rooms. Monday is 50 bucks…

Bandaids Showclub

Phoenix, Arizona

More neighborhood bar to me

Stopped by here recently during a 1 night layover in Phoenix, it was a Wednesday about 6pm. The parking was fine no worries there but as you walk up it's easy to see Bandaids is…

Crazy Horse III (CH3)

Las Vegas, Nevada

It's Open During the Day, but Just Barely

TL; DR: upscale mid-to-large topless club; dayshift is very slow; no cover; ID scan required; super low mileage; girls are 6-7s; $100 for 15 min w/$25 drink min and double that for 30 min. This is…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Don't Even Bother With the Dayshift

TL; DR: mid-tier mid-sized nude club; no alcohol; 18 yo strippers allowed; dayshift is super dead; no cover for day and $33 with coupon at night; photo of ID taken at night but not during…

Déjà Vu Sacramento

Rancho Cordova, California

Go with no expectations

Went there with a few buddies because it was a guy's night out. We had just came back from vegas 2 weeks ago and had a blast at Deja Vu there so we thought we'd…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Hot Women, No Mileage, Don't Bother

TL; DR: large upscale topless club; nightshift is very active; $40 cover + tax (total $43 and change) if you drive yourself (prob. more if you take taxi or Uber); ID scan required; hot girls…

Starlet's Gentlemen's Club

Queens, New York

STARlet WARS

Alright look this is the kind of spot that you'll see rappers, and athletes go to in NYC and make it rain, rent out a corner, whatever all that fucking shit. Not really my thing,…

Center Stage

Springfield, Massachusetts

Dancers Review

Tonight I worked at Centerstage for the first time….. It’s easy to get to from my home in CT and walking distance from the Springfield train and bus terminal. Tip out is $40 The club is urban but…

MTM's

Powell, Tennessee

Pleasantly surprised.

First visit here. Doesn't look like much from the outside. Small parking lot unless there was some on the other side I did not see. 10 to get in. You get a token for a…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

A more intimate time at BD's

After a short visit to Chica Locas and immediately exiting Buck's given their mandatory ID scan policy I headed to Baby Dolls around 12:30 AM on a Thursday night. The place packed compared to…

Chicas Locas of Cabaret Royale

Dallas, Texas

Mostly Chicas Gordas?

Went on a Wednesday night around 11 PM. The club is located in an industrial area and like many buildings around it (and some of the dancers inside as I discovered) not showing its…

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Anna Nicole Smith Documentary Coming to Netflix

At first Anna Nicole was hot. Later, not so much. https://uk.sports.yahoo.com/news/anna-nicole-smith-documentary-coming-225038573.html

Wacko's Jacksonville

Jacksonville, Florida

Just not what it used to be

The layout of Wackos has been detailed many times over but here it goes again. A main stage to your right as you come in, a smaller second stage at the end of the U…

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Weirdest alternative source of income

Over the years I have heard of some dancers, and non-dancers, doing some weird things to make money on the side. For the longest time the weirdest I had heard of was a dancer I knew that was paid $500…

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Does anyone drink tap water?

It's crazy how we can't even drink tap water in the US...

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Dancer photos no link to club or location

Love seeing some of the beautiful dancers that post but there is usually little indication where in the world they are dancing. Sure girls dance at multiple different clubs and some travel extensively. But if a…

Vegas Strip Gentlemen's Club

Battle Creek, Michigan

Great Time After Gambling

Every-time I make the trip to Firekeepers Casino I visit. Compared to the clubs in Fort Wayne this is a home run. The layout of the club is well constructed and kept pretty clean. The…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Not my last trip to BDD

I was in Dallas late night having dinner with some friends and passed by BDD on the way home and figured I would check it out. Definitely not your typical hole in the wall trashy…

Partners Tavern

Erie, Pennsylvania

Decrepit Nursing Home

This club is a bit off the beaten path. There is not a lot of parking in front and I think I parked in a spot designated for the bait shop next door. When I walked…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Overpriced, but fun.

4Play loves to advertise itself as the most upscale gentlemen’s club in the LA area. I am inclined to agree… to an extent. The staff is very friendly, and the woman working the front desk…

Ten's Showclub

Tucson, Arizona

Best club in town

I was always against coming because my usual spot when I would be in town was the boat but I’m a huge fan. Jersey was my main girl tall fun brunette with an ass…

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Model claims she had hotel romp with Antonio Brown before on-field meltdown

“When we had sex, he wanted to film it and make a tape on my phone. He wanted me to put it out there,” said Louise, whose previous claim to fame was licking an airplane toilet seat for a TikTok…

Politics

I’m out, I’m done, progressives you won

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10371907/amp/Open-season-violence-Fury-woke-Manhattan-DA-Alvin-Bragg-WONT-prosecute-criminals.html Alvin Bragg new Manhattan DA. Under his reign armed robbery, if nobody is injured is a misdemeanor. Combined with bail reform that means they don’t even go to jail while they await trial. So you could put a gun to…

Secret's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Horrible visit! Probably a club ad! Someone fetch Desert Scrub! Non topless topless bar! Probably a club ad! Someone fetch Desert Scrub! I won't be back! Probably a club ad! Someone fetch Desert Scrub!

A tale of two visits. A few weeks after my last review of this club in October, I stopped to see the girl I thought would give good dances but didn't get a chance…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Like Cheers....just with naked chicks

This bar is located in South Philly relatively close to the stadiums. Parking is on the street or side street. Relatively safe area. The bar itself takes up most of the "club" section.…

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Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

It might be coming back.

I visited Masters after an overall disappointing trip to the club around the corner, it was a little after eleven when I arrived. I parked in the DIY section of the parking lot, which always…

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OT fun and/or romantic meals to make with a partner.

What are some ideas? Serious answers?

Politics

Of course, North America was not empty when European explorers and settlers arri

Title couldn’t say it all. “Of course, North America was not empty when European explorers and settlers arrived — it was filled with diverse, long-established societies. They may well have become sovereign nation-states had the US not sought to purge them from…

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Any of you perverts want tortillas made with a “vibrating roller pin”?

Great for fish tacos! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-7890055/Woman-accused-using-sex-toy-make-homemade-tortillas.html You’re welcome

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Worth Another Chance...

Let's face it the club scene in Philly area is rather bleak....overall dancer quality down, mileage generally not great with a couple exceptions. Seems like the industry is suffering from the same issues as many…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Solid place, gets the job done like we all want

Hit up the 8th on a Sunday evening, not too late but it started to get dark. Sat there for a solid 30 minutes before anyone paid me any attention. I was beginning to think…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

My Own Private Club

This place is becoming a problem for me. The four chicken sliders are a better deal than most lunch entrees downtown, and the desserts are so nice. I was the only PL at Downtown Cabaret at…

Carnival Book Store

Brooklawn, New Jersey

Return visit

Ok, I was told my previous review didn’t have enough club details so here we go for the 2nd time. Walked into this place on a return visit. As soon as you enter, to the…

Tijuana

Omicron

Maybe it’s all this nonstop Omicron coverage on TV, but I was wondering if any of you guys have noticed any new policies and/or procedures lately at the border and at the clubs in response to the Omicron surge? My…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Nice afternoon

$5 cover, free parking on the side. Chick-fil-a right next door if you want to grab a bite before you go in (hey it was early afternoon and I was hungry). 7 stages,…

Scarlett's Cabaret Denver

Denver, Colorado

Not bad, not great

$10 cover, free and ample parking, off street. No bathroom troll, so that was nice. Walking in, there's a guy who will try to seat you. Just ignore him and walk on…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Double Dragons Sunday Feature

New Year Greetings! I was in AZ for business and decided to try my luck in the City Strip. I decided to check out Bourbon because of local recommendations and with the back up of…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

I need to come here again

So this place hasn't changed a lot. It's the same circle tablebar with stage in the middle. There are pool tables in the back. But nobody goes in that section. When you come in the…

Tattletale Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

Holding on, but…

This is still my favorite, but trends are continuing in dayshift that is hurting value (this is dayshift only report). Basic layout the same; with bar serving as main social area. However, an increasing number…

Lookers

Fort Myers, Florida

Some days you just need someone to lend a hand

I had some downtime on a Monday afternoon. I thought about brushing up on crypto or paying my bills, but neither really seemed like an appealing way to avoid driving to Tampa. Somehow…

Pandoras Platinum

Dallas, Texas

Another 2AMer for this Dallas club.

A security guard fatally shot someone who fired a gun during a fight outside a northwest Dallas strip club early Wednesday, police said. The shooting happened about 5 a.m. at the Dallas Cabaret South in the 2400 block of Walnut Ridge…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Nice, well rounded club

First time visiting this club as I normally go to Diamond Dolls when in Pompano but I've heard some good things about this place so I was eager to check it out. Parking was $2…

A woman scorned …

Sometimes going to a strip club when you are married can be a lot more expensive than you think. I ran into a good friend from college I had not spoken with in several years. Over a few drinks she told me how her husband’s secret strip club hobby cost him pretty much everything. First a little background. Her name is Susan and in college we often hit the bars together. Susan had that girl next door look that just caught your attention and when she dressed to impress was absolutely stunning. She loved to party and usually had her choice of the guy or girl she left with that night. She started dating a guy who was a…

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Top 5 States with the most Attractive Women

In your opinion, what are the Top 5 States with the most naturally attractive women? I'll go first... White women: 1. Massachusetts 2. Connecticut 3. Minnesota 4. Illinois 5. New Hampshire When it comes to White Women, I prefer the intelligent types. Hispanic/Latin women: 1. New Jersey 2. New…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Classier and trendier, dress nicely, and be ready to rock!

This was my last stop while I was in town. Mr.Happy was popping off but more about that later. The place looks like a damn circus outside as you drive up, I think, there may…

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Good way to spend some time in Portland, but overpriced.

Here for work, I dropped by on a Friday Evening. I seated myself at one of the tables, and the waitresses were very quick to take my drink orders. $10 for a Whiskey/Coke, though the…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Tall girl

This is for a trip to the club the week before Christmas. Since it is now after the new year I will offer some advice based on past experience. After the new year starts hold…

Baby Dolls

Clearwater, Florida

Average Joe's, and Normies

I went to 4 clubs in this area as they are all right next to each other , almost walking distance. This place was my least favorite. It was mostly am AA club, but had…

Downtown Cabaret

Minneapolis, Minnesota

DTC - Early Evening - Not too bad

Hi - I visited DTC recently on a Tuesday evening. I arrived around 5:00 and there was no cover charge at that time. I believe there is a cover charge of $10 or…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Definitely worth, dances are more, drinks are less.

A few days after new years eve and people are still recovering. I knew I was going when it was slow but you could see how this is a neat place when it gets busier.…

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Mustaches

Do you wear one? Thoughts on them? I personally think they are some of the most handsome (no homo) upgrades a guy can make. Especially for me, if I'm a 6, I'm telling you the mustache makes me 7 easily. The…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Slow Start to a Monday

Arrived Monday afternoon at 1. Standard charge of $10 by the doorman. Made a pit stop to a dirty but serviceable restroom upstairs to avoid the troll. Upon coming down the stairs I…

Lamplighter II

Millbury, Massachusetts

Gem is a gem

Boilerplate: Somewhat akin to Mickey's in RI, but much smaller and not as clean. The bar tonight had a female bartender, a bouncer who collects money at the door ($10) as well as money for…

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My Dog Is Smarter Than A Californian Law Maker

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8E7TF1n/

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Are women more attractive because of their ass or are they already attractive.

I saw this post on Reddit (yup, I go down the rabbit hole lol) and saw this picture: https://i.redd.it/2etwomu43s581.jpg If you want the link to the subreddit thread here you go: https://www.reddit.com/r/Purple_Palace/comments/rhai1z/one_of_the_other_mods_always_gets_irrationally/ On the left, she has a visibly large (or just…

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UGA vs. Bama Round 2, Who you got?

I'll be in Red and Black, 5 rows over the tunnel the Dawgs come out of. I rented a house on Louisville so I can try out the Bourbon Trail while I'm in town. It's about an hour…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

If you like Grannies, Playhouse is for you.

I took a drive down to this place after reading some other reviews and I have to say that I was utterly disappointed. This is a pink building on the highway. Once inside there…

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I’ve got a feeling ‘22 is gonna be a bad year (blooming onion edition)

Have you people heard that Outback Steak House is limiting customers to 5 blooming onions? What the fuck? This is America and if I want to have 6 blooming onions for dinner and take home another 3 for tomorrow’s breakfast…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

A Fun Surprise

It has been a few months since I have reviewed The Venue, but I am usually here a couple times a month. This time, it happened by chance, since I was stood up by a…

Déjà Vu Lansing

Lansing, Michigan

Daytime shows improving!

The last time I wrote a review for this place I was accused of being a house employee because I gave it a really good review and this time I am going to give it…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

sinclair's Review

I went to Lust Gentlemen’s Club on a Monday night and a Tuesday night recently. To get in, you have to ring a doorbell, hand the bouncer your identification through a window in the vestibule,…

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, Florida

A Slow Wednesday Evening/Night

Arrived around 5pm. Some dayshift dancers still accepted $10 instead of $20, at least when business is slow, and the toll booth for a one-time $10 entry to the corner couches was not staffed at…

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Florida man accused of deadly crash after leaving Tampa strip club

This PL wants to be released on bail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RdxgNWHOXlw

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Wow! Great Visit! Like the Old Days!

Great Visit on a Thursday evening in December. I've reviewed the Lodge before but this was the first time in a long time the Dancer QUALITY was substantially improved. Obviously a big deal as it's…

Politics

US wasting billions on new aircraft carrier and strike force

Yeah this really benefits the average American. Let's keep fighting foreign "enemies" while the "homeland" keeps turning to shit. https://www.kusi.com/the-uss-abraham-lincoln-deploys-with-strike-group-early-monday-morning/

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Dead inside, but I still had a good time

I live close to Sugar 44, so I usually stop in there first just in case I get lucky. But as usual, the talent was subpar. After 45 disappointing minutes at Sugar, I headed down…

The Treasure Club

Greensboro, North Carolina

Too quite on a Tuesday afternoon

I went to the treasure club for the first time today around 5pm. Maybe it was right after the new year or maybe it was a Tuesday afternoon, the place was largely dead. The front…

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Woman caught on video stripping from dress, using it as mask in ice cream shop

The most surprising thing about this story is that it did not happen in Florida. https://nypost.com/2022/01/04/argentinian-woman-strips-in-ice-cream-shop-uses-dress-as-mask/?utm_campaign=nypevening&utm_source=sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20220104&lctg=607d87f8cd30447577b9bb22&utm_term=NYP%20-%20Evening%20Update

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Have You Had COVID-19 Yet?

I see every day since December 30th, there have been over 500,000 new cases in the United States. The virus is spreading far worse than ever before. Some states have zero ICU beds left. I am starting to think the…

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Pop Quiz: Who wins this fight?

You’re driving along and you see one guy driving a ‘77 AMC Hornet and another guy driving an ‘79 Mercury Bobcat. They get pissed off at each other and start driving dangerously, like they’re trying to run each other off…

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Haven Place/Desire Baltimore 2-fer?

Fellow TUSCLers, unexpectedly it looks like I might have a chance to go clubbing Baltimore this Saturday. I will be travelling South on 95 from Harford County and would prefer to avoid The Block. I'm interested in attempting…

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When something is wrong with someone

We've all been there: at a strip club, a party, a business dinner, etc. There is a girl who, in your opinion, is smoking hot. But noone else seems to think so. You start wondering, "what's wrong?"…

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The biggest problem with clubs these days

Why the fuck is it a lot of times clubs have such ugly bitches??? I can waltz into a coffee shop or panera bread and the young girls working there look better than the average stripper these days lmao. Seriously strip…

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Patience with low IQ people

How do you all do it. Look I damn well know I'm no NASA rocket scientist, but sometimes in these clubs I feel like every customer and every girl I work with and all the staff and owners and mgmt...and…

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nicespice's feelings of butt inadequacy

Are the NinaBambina's fault?

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Detroit Crackdown

This dawned on me earlier. With a new police chief in the city of Detroit will clubs in the city limits be able to operate as they used to or is Mayor Duggan the cause for the crackdown on clubs?…

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Looking for sugar babies in the AOL chatrooms

I'm sick paying the cover/costs/fees at strip clubs. I'm fed up with $100 monthly for seeking.com. I wanted to save some money and try something new. I've been plying the mongering trade inside the aol chatrooms. Cost=Nothing. I've been talking…

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Elizabeth Holmes Found Guilty

https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/elizabeth-holmes-theranos-verdict-002652679.html I am surprised she wasn't found guilty on more counts. Actually I think "shocked" would be a better word. Looks like she'll be sharing a cardboard box next to SJG after she gets out of prison. Who am I…

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stripper I know was murdered..

https://www.google.com/amp/s/kfiam640.iheart.com/alternate/amp/2022-01-03-authorities-id-man-woman-killed-in-apparent-murdersuicide-in-temple-city/ I got blocked by so many people on IG for saying the truth. She had a drug problem and was in an abusive relationship. All her friends ignored the bruises and black eyes. Her missing work coz he beat the…

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Charlotte Rampling

I’ve been binging Dexter on Hulu bad one of the stars of the final season (8) is Charlotte Rampling She’s one of those semi obscure British actresses from the 60’s who I’ve heard the name but wasn’t really familiar with…

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Happy New Tear Fuckers!

I am taking up dirt bike riding for 2022. Here is a video of me jumping https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPd6KM1S3/ What new hobbys ate you doing in 2022

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Hotel Cascadas payment

I’ve done some searches online and through these forums regarding payment at Hotel Cascadas in TJ and haven’t come across any details on how hotel guests pay for their hotel rooms. I’m referring to the hotel rooms used for multiple…

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Your favorite non alcoholic drink

Strawberry or cherry lemonade... ginger ale orange fanta strawberry jarritos grape fanta

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Your new years resolutions...

Giving up alcohol Go pescatarian Run for public office

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Anyone else find Miley smokin’ hot?

I do. She’s not a 10 by any means, but the whole package - face, legs, voice, attitude - makes her really sexy to me. https://news.yahoo.com/miley-cyrus-suffers-wardrobe-malfunction-061511541.html

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Things You’ll Never Be Able To Do Again.

Here we are close to 2 years into COVID and while a lot of things opened up in 2021 a lot of other things aren’t possible or are hard to do. What are some things you wish you could…