05/13/2022 TUSCL Meetup JAX
Because why the heck not? No, I won’t be dancing in any club. But if any tusclers wanna meet up at a club, then yay 🥳If anyone can figure out how to draw Eve out especially, I’d be way grateful.
So anyways, Wackos at 7pm? Or Emperors? Or whatever that place is that “everybody knows” Ricky clubs at on a Friday night? Possibly eat at Olive Garden before hand?
Who else is down?
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Idk DE. Your last review of the club was "meh." Now it is entirely possible that you had a subsequent visit where one of the dayshift pigs or one of the Cuban girls stepped up, but the A team in that club generally doesn't give it up ITC and often need a little more work.
Omg Jacksonville has a freaking Chicken limo! Where is BBBC?
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^ yes spice. That is where Ricky and I Rock out with our Cocks out! That is what we will be doing and Dr. Evil is welcome to join but no yucky vagina allowed! Sorry spice, you can't go...
It’s nice to know you’re still obsessed with my reviews Ricky Boy, but you should really work on your reading comprehension. My last Emperors review was for Emperors Savannah, not Emperors Jacksonville. I didn’t do a review of Emperors JAX for my last visit. I did do a discussion post without naming the club, But it’s been a few years now so I’ll go ahead and name it:
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=6836…
So yeah, it was a pretty nice visit. Actually, I now recall I had one more visit after that. It was the last Halloween before the shut down. Also had a very nice VIP with a girl in a cop costume, although it only involved one girl, not two. No write up on that one at all.
If you want to meet at Emperors instead, just let us know. Or I guess we could do both. Wackos and Emperors are only five minutes apart.
What are you going to do with your $10,000, Nicespice?
Re: Emperor's, a lot has changed since your last visit. With a few exceptions the roster has completely turned over. Most of the girls who worked there pre-pandemic never came back. They also took in a lot of the girls who used to work at the now closed Cold Club, which they also owned. On the positive side the club easily has the hottest night roster in J'ville, including a lot of hot young talent, but it has also completely changed the atmosphere. It has even become much more common for guys to make it rain on stage, which pre-pandemic was exceedingly rare.
As far as my comfort in J'ville clubs, I am equally comfortable in a number of them. This is my playground after all. The wildcard is whether I'd ever intentionally meet up with folks from this site - TBD. No offense intended to anyone with that, but given my various circumstances I am rather protective of my privacy.
Nah, that’s not a wild card. You like to act like a keyboard tough guy, but we all know you’re too much of a pussy to actually meet anybody in real life. But, hey, here’s your chance to prove me wrong.
Why Jacksonville? Those of us who live in paradise are puzzled.
With this: "No offense intended to anyone with that, but given my various circumstances I am rather protective of my privacy."
In the old days I'd have given a very different answer. Like I said, lesson learned.
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While I'd hardly call the southeastern portion of Florida a paradise, 25's question is definitely valid. I probably wouldn't choose J'ville for a group meetup either, as much as I like it here. The airport has a limited number of direct flight cities, the clubs are not especially large and bikini stage dancing can leave much to be desired when there are plenty of places with both alcohol and more skin.
So potential list so far…?
doctorevil
bharlem
heaving
goodclubrep
And honorary mention to
desertscrub (LOL)
And Rick of course will of course want to show up and show us morons how to conduct himself in a strip club the best, and wave in my face the types of real dancers out there with skills who aren’t just tourist dancers like me.
I’m looking forward to this 😋
Plus doctorevil is courteous enough to chip in for travel costs to make this all happen. Which is awesome and thank you, docE 🥳Heck, maybe if the clubs don’t seem half bad, I’ll show back up at a different later time for longer than a brief visit. (And I won’t have to leave my dog behind because there is no way I’m taking him on a plane. I wouldn’t want him to deal with the anxiety of being boarded :/ )
Anyways, it would be kinda neat to maybe start at Wackos and club hop to some other spots too?
And anyone is welcome to chime in about the town itself? Saw some posts online praising a couple of breweries. I was especially considering the zoo&gardens which seems especially popular. And which area would be the best for the beach? I was considering hitting up one of the state parks to see the ocean to better enjoy nature and less crowds. Or would those likely be crowded too?
Luckily I know what the spice looks like, so I'll be over with her enjoying drinks and maybe some hookah while scrubby has everyone else over on the other side of the club making some fat bald guy feel very self-conscious 😎
SJG
You ever soak a tampon in Jack and shove it in your ass? Then, when you realize that you aren’t getting drunk fast enough, you another Jack-soaked tampon - a Jackon if you will - and put it in your nostril. Hell, you go with two Jackons in your nose, one up your ass, and then you chug the rest. That’s when your getting enough Jack in your system to function as a rick. You try that and if you survive maybe my brother from an ape mother will be fully gracious to you.
ROAR!!!
Anyhoo… have fun in Jax! Toodles! Err…ROAR!!
That’s a good suggestion wall. I’ll PM people like 1-2 week out. But in the meantime, it’s out in the open so that Rick can contribute to this thread. He will of course want to be at this meet to show us all how much the alpha male he is.
So potential list so far…?
doctorevil
bharlem
heaving
goodclubrep
Shanny72
Bangus
rickthelion (I can’t tell if what you said was a joke or not, but since you do have a Florida review, I have to wonder. Anyways, feel free to show up, either wearing a lion costume or not 🦁)
And honorary mention to
desertscrub (Who will be giving me $10k YAAAAYYYYY)
And Rick of course will of course want to show up and show us morons how to conduct himself in a strip club the best, and wave in my face the types of real dancers out there with skills who aren’t just tourist dancers like me.
I’m really looking forward to Dbag handing over $10,000 to Nicespice. Having heard no objections or alternative proposals, I guess that’s going to happen on May 13 at Wackos JAX at 7 PM.
Well he bought shower caps in honor of the meetup.
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=7961…
^ heading out soon. Look out for this top
Heaving
doctorevil
and . . .
Rick Dugan, believe it or not
I knew these fuckers spiked my drink. When I come to we are gonna sort this TUSCL drama out
Confirmed. 😁
Muddy I'd hardly put all that on lil ol me, but suffice it to say that everything went well.
There is somebody at Emperor’s who is amazing and deserves a multimillionaire/billionaire platonic sugar daddy benefactor and probably shouldn’t even be dancing at all.
And yeah
Also, and for whatever reason Jacksonville clubs will actually put a…bathroom troll? Housemom? in the restrooms where females can use and not just in the dressing room where it’s more spacious and where dancers hang out more in. I impulsively managed to buy an outfit despite my cashapp being effing stupid
^^^@rickdugan the same goes for when she's dancing.
And it was nice to hear that everyone had a good time. 👍👍
It’s great that folks got together and had a good time.
In all seriousness sound like a great time and someone got some spank bank material haha. "around 11 or so we all went our separate ways, but it was a great foundation for other things I did later"
Well there was some light spanking involved in my after-party fun, but I was doing it to one of my local favorites, lol, rather than myself. Though she did comment that I seemed even drunker than normal and she was not wrong, lol.
But the evening wasn't really that full of "spank bank" material - it was more about getting to know a few fellow posters.
===> "To be fair, quite a few people knew him. Hahah."
I could juxtapose heaving's name for mine and say the same thing. It was a good crew. I'm glad that I got to meet them in my local playground, though I was questioned a few times about who I was sitting with. It was very odd for the bartenders and staff to see me sitting at a table with a group, lol.
Seriously, after some of the verbal wars here it's good to read that you all got along.
Also, Jacksonville in general is a pretty cool town. I had lots of fun 🤩
Maybe we shoot for "TUSCLcon 2023" to see where it falls between the ultimate party and a total bloodbath.
^^^@nicespice What? No mileage? There's such thing as a great air dance. Maybe good but never great. Also did she know you were a dancer?
Well I can quickly think of a couple people here that I would be very happy to bitch slap in person!
Then again, I think I could be civil with SJG if I were to ever meet him F2F, as long as he kept it cool.
We need a west coast meetup. Icee, what's up, you gonna be there if we set one up?
Hey you must be the old man who gets drunk and trills me all day saying rapist and frenulum. It's great to put a face with the words.
Oh you're yhe guy who likes shit on his duck and prefers it when hookers aren't repulsed by you during sex so you feel you get your money's worth. Nice to meet you.
Hey buddy. You're the neonazi supporter right?
Hey you're yhe hooker advertising in discussions all yhe time. Nice to meet you
Hi. You must be the old man who cuts and pastes from old threads and trolls me 24 7.
Ritflmfao
@Jimmy you can probably count Icee out, but Liwet and Founder would be an.......interesting gathering. Last time I was in Vegas I tried to meet up with anyone. Crickets. I bet if I were SJG Founder would have made his way out to meet me.
I'll be back in Vegas the first weekend of August. Let's see if I actually get to meet any TUSCLers this time around.
If I met you I'd be like
Hey 25. You're the old man who gets drunk and calls me a rapist and says frenulum all day. You look a lot like I expected. Nice to meet you
Theosu... hey nice to see you here instead if at your computer copying and pasting shit out of context calling me dougster and threatening disabled people. Is like to introduce you to my junky stripper qhore. How is your wife by the way?
And then we can pretend like we're having fun for 30 minutes . Lmfao
It was the composition of the group for sure. When you guys left Emps I lingered for a bit and got a few questions from a couple of girls (including the waitress). Given our obviously different backgrounds and the inclusion of a much younger girl, they just didn't know what to make of us.
As much as I appreciate that 25, I'm not seeking anyone's affirmation, whether it's about my personality or my approach to enjoying strip clubs. 😉
What they found with me is exactly as advertised. A guy who likes to party at the club and is generally very happy when doing so. I'm just a simple salt of the earth "meat and potatoes" guy who likes to have fun when I can tear myself away from my obligations.
After they made the effort to come over to my playground to see me - like literally 10 minutes after I told them where I was - it would have been very poor form to be anything but gracious. But they also made that easy by being gracious themselves.
Heaving won't run his mouth in person
Everyone at the club is used to seeing Rick as a solitary perv predator and are shocked that people actually interact with hjm
Actually fake pimp the only place where that goofy narrative exists is with a few troll accounts on here. In the clubs I'm the most normal guy you'll ever meet and rarely "solitary" for very long. 😉
I'm not 2 faced.
You' probably not run your mouth in person either thiugh
The one thing they had in common was that they either don’t post on the board or they hardly ever do and their comment history reflects that. Which unfortunately is NOT a trait Icey shares with the other gentlemen.
If they're using TUSCL, in clubs, and meeting dancers they found on TUSCL, those guys might want to be careful with where they're throwing their stones.
"But for whatever reason had no problems meeting up with me"
Lol. Exactly.
Icee, I'd keep a tally of how many times you called another board member a trick or a Nazi or a bigot. Then send $10 for each slur to Ukraine.
For the record I’ve never sent you a DM, and I’ve called Rick antisemetic at times directly in my replies to him, when I felt it to be warranted, so you’re just trolling and as usual lying to start shit
...from her keyboard. 🤭🤡
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GTFOH
This is why we can't have nice things. 😉
Try posting this entire chain and stop taking remarks out of context, the chain proves you initiated it and you are a liar that’s common knowledge here.
No need to lie.
Anyways, to keep things more positive. Heaving, doctorevil, and rick were a blast to hang around. And Enperor’s was fun.
You should have met with them 20fag. They'd have loved to see you throw those millions around. Lockdown the hottest stripper hoes and say frenulum after every sentence
But this is a case study on how there's no feature on TUSCL that someone won't weaponize.
Apparently, one of the (very many) things that Icee can't stand is people getting along. Not surprising, really.
You’re surely not smart enough to go head to head with me. You should quit while you’re behind.
There probably isn't a longstanding accounts on here that hasn't said and done some stupid shit and that definitely includes myself, DE, 25, Nice, and a large number of others. But letting silly posts on an anonymous strip club discussion board impact real life is just plain silly. There probably aren't many guys on here that don't have lots of real world obligations - a degenerate clubbing habit ain't cheap after all and has to be funded somehow. 😉
Agreed. Also important, it's by far the most comfortable club in town and arguably has the hottest girls, all of which made the club a good place to meetup and chat. There's a reason why some of the locals call Wackos "WackDonalds."
I can embarrass you by posting all of your dms if I wanted to lulz.
Or really not.
20fag coz everyone believes you're a millionaire playboy not a drunk senile troll
Let's pause and appreciate the irony of the most liberal (pun intended) insult-slinger here saying this...
20fag. I'm behind what? You're the one embarrassed coz you got caught in a lie
Wouldn't we all, man. Wouldn't we all.
Said behind the comfort of a screen. Bet that made you feel like a real man.
Tetraplop is Rick riding him a lot lately
As for me, I'd meet you in a black club, and watch how fast your teeth got knocked out when you called them your "niggas."
BTW did rickdugan apologize for claiming nice was a sock puppet? I guess apologies don't matter since she's got 10 large coming.
Drop microphone
Sadly, that did not happen. BUT I’ll give a shout out to Two Dudes around Atlantic Beach. The grouper fish was yummy. Especially when it was the first meal of the day. Also, Wackos had a pretty good cheeseburger.
—>“Nice spice, we still haven’t heard how Rick Dugan looks in his 3 piece suit?? Glad to see the meet up went well. “
Idk why I’m blanking out on what Rick was wearing, but he was pretty casually dressed haha
Keep writing those wolf tickets, Icee.
LMAO and clearly you love it too! Putting up for years what you could easily ignore or walk away from. That takes an idiot or someone that loves to wallow in it. 🤭🤡
Me, F2F, I'd buy most guys here a round. Even if we've beefed around here I'd give them a shot not to be a prick in person.
Still I bet the answer he gives me F2F is very different from anything he says here,
That fool has no idea or concept of what or whom, a tough guy really is.
And 20fag is out of touch with reality as per usual.
While tetraplop does his thing and piggyback off the other trolls
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I get the feeling there are a handful of people here whose blood pressure readings would benefit from using it a tit bit more often.
^^^LMAO I didn't say that. I'm just saying that clearly you love the attention and wallowing in it. You really should work on your reading comprehension and look up the definition of a strawman argument.
Also as stated...
2Icee (aka biggdumbass aka Eltriste aka Iceydodo aka PhatBoi) is extremely passive aggressive and argumentative. Also as a narcissist, she lives to be the center of attention and take a moral high ground over others. I think it stems from a deep insecurity and self loathing. So she has a need for constant self validation that she's better than others and she seeks this out constantly on TUSCL. It's done through either straight up bragging or through passive aggressive trolling and playing a troll victim. She clearly loves to get involved with trolling and bask in the attention from it. Her posts in this thread are a perfect example. 🤭🤡
My Resting BP right now is 114/67 do you think I would benefit from that ignore button LOL
To me if you are getting butthurt over anonymous posts on the internet, then you're doing it rong.
Frankly Icee I don't know why you're here at all. You've written a grand total of 3 reviews in a year and a half on here and you clearly view most salty club hounds with disdain.
As far as I can tell, your primary purpose on here is to troll others with that ridiculously pathetic fake pimp act. Doesn't that get boring after a while?
Sld. Your only aim I to troll and harass.
But yall can act butthurt you're not company I'd keep
I’ll spend the afternoon paying you no nevermind adios loser
Btw a man never has the right to use the word "trick." That right belongs solely to the girls who earn it. A man who benefits off of the sex work done by his woman should simply be grateful that someone is paying for his supper. 😉
^^^Your only aim is to get involved with trolling and bask in the attention from it.
Also as stated...
2Icee (aka biggdumbass aka Eltriste aka Iceydodo aka PhatBoi) is extremely passive aggressive and argumentative. Also as a narcissist, she lives to be the center of attention and take a moral high ground over others. I think it stems from a deep insecurity and self loathing. So she has a need for constant self validation that she's better than others and she seeks this out constantly on TUSCL. It's done through either straight up bragging or through passive aggressive trolling and playing a troll victim. She clearly loves to get involved with trolling and bask in the attention from it. Her posts in this thread are a perfect example. 🤭🤡
Pimp
Panderer
Thief
Manipulator
Woman beater
Gets women addicted to drugs
Hypocrite
Asshole
Troll who was blocked so much under this alias he created another who mysteriously agreed with everything he said, lulz. And still managed to get blocked
He's a greater moral degenerate than any dozen of us he calls "whoremongering bigots."
You believe in finding foreign wars and corporate welfare but not social spending
Make excuses for ukrainian neonazis but call American Civil rights protestors criminals.
Call civil rights movements violent but support right-wing vigilantes like rittenhouse
You support corporate profiteering but think hookers should be cheap
You want yhe right to buy a woman's pussy but want laws to regulate her reproductive rights.
You act so moral while being a truck pushing legal drugs that do more damage to Americans than anything illegal.
You're a fucking joke
But even if all that were to be true, I'd still be a more moral human being than you.
You are lower than whale shit on the bottom of the ocean.
But Iceydodo here just loves to judge and take an opposite approach. With her, everything is compared to and deemed lesser than herself and what she does in strip clubs. No matter what's posted here, she's either going to put it down or elevate herself above it.
LMFAO just look at this thread as an example. Folks at the meet up were posting about a genuinely good time with people that they've have had their disagreements, and what does Iceydodo do? She immediately denigrates the whole idea. And then she keeps doubling down on it or finds something else to denigrate.
Methinks she doth protest too much. 🤭🤡
You're saying the racist white guy had to shoot Black people for moving to that part of Buffalo....
This explains why iceydougster is always going to the shore for lunch, lulz
He's intentionally misrepresented what I said several times above, but still has an IQ around 75.
we can agree the moron is a knucklehead to use it colloquially
He's pretty clear in what he said. But run to defend him.
Reproductive rights = murder. Social spending = buying votes. Corporate welfare = letting businesses keep some of the money they earn in spite of government. Civil Rights protestors = thugs, thieves, rioters. CHANINGING DEMOGRAPHICS = Buffalo.
Reproductive rights = murder. Social spending = buying votes. Corporate welfare = letting businesses keep some of the money they earn in spite of government. Civil Rights protestors = thugs, thieves, rioters. CHANINGING DEMOGRAPHICS = Buffalo.
You referenced the racist murder of 10 black people in Buffalo by a white man as an act to change the demographics. You wouldn't say that in person and you know why
That is sadly so true. It’s an otherwise good thread with really good comments that get buried with spam and more spam. Oh whale 🐳
lulz
NiceSpice met with my brother from an ape mother. They were joined by two other hairless apes that the Dugan respected enough to allow them to bask in his glorious rick presence. Alas, I could not be there but the Dugan assures me that a good time was had by all.
I think you should all respect the evening of May 13 enough to make it a holiday. We can call it “National Rick Appreciation Day” - that spells “N-RAD” so I’m sure there will be some tragically hip apes that will embrace its “RADness”.
So let’s change the subject to something interesting: how should this new rick holiday - a rickiday, if you will - be celebrated? This rick has his ideas, but he’d like to honor NiceSpice for her hard work by asking for her opinion first. ROAR!!!
SJG
You can't put a positive spin on this sick fuck nazi
SJG
The Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter - 2013 School of Rock AllStars Team 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we-3Y3vh…
"It's all right, it's all right,
It's aaaaaaall right,
The system works,
In mysterious ways"
Next time I'm in - only 5 hr drive to Jax for me.
@ilbbaicnl: I'm disappointed that you think it's ok to take advantage of a very drunk woman. Some of us just don't roll that way.
Maybe so, but at least she won't be too hammered to consent. I guess Ilb isn't burdened by concerns like that.
At most a drunk girl just acts on her instincts.
Dumbass, let me help.
"the practice of persuading someone to do something by using force or threats"
Sort of like lying to girls and getting them hooked on drugs to turn them out?
You're doing over and over what he talks about doing once.
Way to self-own. Again.
Icee plays a fake pimp who says a lot of nasty things about girls, including stories of hooking them on drugs.
Ilb thinks it's perfectly OK to sexually assault a girl who is too drunk to consent.
People like them build their own defensive mental bubbles and have no shame. Heck yhey're probably both on a registered sex offender list somewhere.
It’s an all consuming illness and eventually he’ll either be institutionalized or commit suicide
Perhaps ilbbaicnl is related to SJG, the Sleep Time Rapist? Maybe we can call ilbbaicnl the Alcohol Rapist.
But you guys are right. Some of us just don't understand having fun by coercing broke hookers to fuck when you're married
I'm guessing that it's thinking like this that got him and ilbbaicnl on the sex offender registry in the first place. When you can justify any act of depravity, eventually there is no boundary that you will not cross.
You claim it's been made up. Then SLD posts a link to your exact words. Then you ignore it and fall back on "you're trolling." You're such a fucking victim.
I almost feel guilty for calling out the lowest IQ guy on this board (now that Cacaplop's been canned), but you're such a fucking asshole to everyone that guilt never lasts long.
Lulz.
If that's what Rick does, what does that say about the guy who supplies 100s of Ricks with drug-addicted, desperate hookers?
Either your whole story here is a lie, or you're the biggest deviant here.
But keep defending your fellow racist tricks
Those are your exact words. Or are you going to pretend "IceyLoco" was a different person.
You still can't acknowledge that you're providing hundreds of Ricks with their girls. What does that make you?
Either your whole story is a lie, or you're the most immoral person here.
Waah waah victim. You still haven't answered my question.
How many "adulterous sexual predators" are you providing girls to?
Either your whole story is a lie, or you're the most immoral person here.
Which is it?
^^^LMFAO yes, they are. Here is the narrative that YOU created:
https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=5853…
And here are YOUR OWN WORDS (🤭🤡😂😂😂):
"Turn the conversation to drugs. Hook her up with whatever she’s into. Better yet, get high with her...Its in your best interest to take control of her drug use from the start. Make sure she does the minimum to get fucked up."
"Have her drug of choice or know where to get it."
^^^Direct quotes are the "narrative"
🤭🤡😂😂
Be manipulative
Slap the shit out of her
^ Hook her up with whatever she's into
Most immoral shitbag on this board!
^^^LMFAO I'm not claiming. I'm quoting. YOU. In black and white. 🤭🤡
There in plain language, "slap the shit out of her."
How many "adulterous sexual predators" are you providing girls to?
Either your whole story is a lie, or you're the most immoral person here.
Which is it?
If you beat her she’ll just be afraid of you. That’s a bitch move
That's yhe main part there that you ignore.
Again you will say anything and make anything up to make me look bad. I just say yhe truth about you and your neonazi trick buddies
There in plain language, "slap the shit out of her."
How many "adulterous sexual predators" are you providing girls to?
Either your whole story is a lie, or you're the most immoral person here.
Which is it?
You can't condemn Rick without condemning yourself.
How many "adulterous sexual predators" are you providing girls to?
Either your whole story is a lie, or you're the most immoral person here.
Which is it?
TUSCL gives her the opportunity to find fault in others as a way of deflecting from her own guilt of using and taking advantage of desperate junkie stripper whores herself...Nearly everything she posts is an outright brag, an insult and put down of someone else, or a passive aggressive claim of being a victim. It's all her elaborate defense mechanism for the guilt and self loathing of using and taking advantage of desperate junkie stripper whores. 🤷
Feel free to ignore me too, but you won't coz you like to bask in it and attention whore in it. 🤭🤡
Lots to say but as usual time is lacking but I just wanted to say what I've said before icey is dougster, what 25 said around 14 posts above is accurate but what he left out is dougster's penchant for misspelling words when he gets agitated or anxiety which is on prominent display above.
That and dougie/icey is a he not a she!
Huh? 😬
I doubt that I've met any of the girls unfortunate to get caught up with a bottom feeder like Icee. Where I tend to meet my friends they don't hire or tolerate strung out junkies. His victims, err, I mean girls, are likely walking Santa Monica Blvd. or sucking a string of hairy cocks in the high volume brothel clubs.
But your wife is the biggest victim of your system
He called you an immoral, adulterous sexual predator. But he's the one supplying immoral, adulterous sexual predators with girls, so what does that, in his own words, make him?
He's been caught in a double standard, so now he's flailing and trying to change the topic and insult his way out of it.
Either his story is a lie or he's the most immoral person on this board. There are no other options.
🤭🤡😂😂😂
Either his story is a lie or he's the most immoral person on this board. There are no other options.
Which is it, pimpy?
Does your handle being in my tagline distressing you to the point of pants wetting? If so, I'll remove it, so you don't have to take money out of your whiskey rectum tampon budget to buy Depends.
As far as my name in your tagline, I've always assumed that it's part of some homoerotic fixation...aiyee. I wouldn't call it "distressing" but I don't think I'd ever want to leave a drink near you either. 😬
===> "Does rickdugan lack confidence in The System(tm) if he doesn't deploy it when dancers are white girl drunk?"
I can only assume that this doesn't seem inherently wrong to you because you really are an Alcohol Rapist. OTOH it is possible that this stems instead from simple partial retardation, with you so fixated on a 13 year old article that you tried too hard to force the reference and just didn't process what you were saying. But either way you're a jackass.
I'm sure these exchanges are at least as boring to others as the are to me, so looks like we should put each other on ignore. If it actually bothers you that I've got your handle in my tagline, since nice is your pal now, you can DM her to DM me that you want it removed.