Simple, provide masks made out of one cup of porn star's used bra. The thing is, how long would the porn star have to wear it? One minute? Five minutes? Could not be that long, in order to have enough masks available. But they'd spend all day changing in and out of bras, so they might want a fuckton of money for it. Joe Manchin would probably block the funding. Since he's from West Virginia, he'd figure everyone would just want to wear their female first cousin's half bra mask. I guess, since COVID is a national emergency akin to war, they could be drafted. But me personally, I'd want half of Lucy Wilde's bra. And she's Czech, so the US can't draft her. But the CIA could send the Navy Seals to do an extraordinary rendition I suppose.
I think one of my favs would gladly wear either Johnny Depp's or Leonardo DiCaprio's used jock strap as a mask. So both genders can be handled by this plan.
Interesting idea, but it won’ work to encourage masking.
You’re trying to make mask wearing fun, but it’ll be the same “I don’t wanna do it cuz I’m a lil’ pussy”. Examples folllow:
Mr. Dugan will wear the bramask walking into the Publix supermarket only to take it off dramatically in the produce section, where he will then take a shit on the avocados as a protest.
Mr. Mark will come up with an elaborate rationale for why the Depp jockstrap will filter out viruses better than bras, but he won’t want to wear “the Deppstrap” because he fears his gay side. Of course, he’ll relent and learn to love breathing in the Depp odor.
Mr. Gamma will loudly proclaim his willingness to defend “muh countray” and set off for the bra/jockstrap distribution center, tucking a Glock in his pant. However, he will suffer an accidental discharge on the way and his cry of “OW! I SHOT MUH DICK OFF” will be heard echoing throughout wherever the fuck he lives.
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You’re trying to make mask wearing fun, but it’ll be the same “I don’t wanna do it cuz I’m a lil’ pussy”. Examples folllow:
Mr. Dugan will wear the bramask walking into the Publix supermarket only to take it off dramatically in the produce section, where he will then take a shit on the avocados as a protest.
Mr. Mark will come up with an elaborate rationale for why the Depp jockstrap will filter out viruses better than bras, but he won’t want to wear “the Deppstrap” because he fears his gay side. Of course, he’ll relent and learn to love breathing in the Depp odor.
Mr. Gamma will loudly proclaim his willingness to defend “muh countray” and set off for the bra/jockstrap distribution center, tucking a Glock in his pant. However, he will suffer an accidental discharge on the way and his cry of “OW! I SHOT MUH DICK OFF” will be heard echoing throughout wherever the fuck he lives.
You get the idea.