How to solve the mask cotroversy
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Keep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Tuesday, April 19, 2022 3:02 AM
Simple, provide masks made out of one cup of porn star's used bra. The thing is, how long would the porn star have to wear it? One minute? Five minutes? Could not be that long, in order to have enough masks available. But they'd spend all day changing in and out of bras, so they might want a fuckton of money for it. Joe Manchin would probably block the funding. Since he's from West Virginia, he'd figure everyone would just want to wear their female first cousin's half bra mask. I guess, since COVID is a national emergency akin to war, they could be drafted. But me personally, I'd want half of Lucy Wilde's bra. And she's Czech, so the US can't draft her. But the CIA could send the Navy Seals to do an extraordinary rendition I suppose.
I think one of my favs would gladly wear either Johnny Depp's or Leonardo DiCaprio's used jock strap as a mask. So both genders can be handled by this plan.
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