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Monger around the world

Instead of writing a review of HK, of which there are plenty and all of which have been “disliked” by desertscrub, I thought I’d contribute an article about my March 2022 trip to TJ. My third overall trip. Came in to this trip with the goal of getting in 5 arriba sessions over the 2-night trip, since previous trips resulted in 4 arriba sessions over the same 2-night span. Info below is based on some brief notes I put on my phone, knowing I’d be writing this article.

Trip took place from March 21-23, a Monday through Wednesday. Flew in to San Diego, and did the usual navigation of taking the rental car shuttle to the rental facility, then walking to the Middletown stop to take the trolley to SY. Was a very crowded crossing but didn’t take more than a few minutes. For those wanting to avoid the $30 FMM shakedown at the border crossing, just fall in line with the rest of the locals. Do not go to the “foreigner/extranjero” line.

Made the short walk to Cascadas and arrived at about 3pm for check in. A word to those who frequent Cascadas - be careful if “Victor” (or spelled Viktor) is checking you in. The guy has checked me in twice now and has made mistakes on both occasions. First time was in February where he forgot to activate my key card, which is no big deal. This time, despite having a confirmed reservation for a double master suite for two nights, he only checked me in for one night. That meant that security was knocking on my door the following day at 1:15pm telling me to check out. What a mess but oh well, I rolled with it. They ended up saying that they needed the room for another reservation and would need to transfer me to a double deluxe. WTF. The crazy thing is that the other check in person at the desk, Yesenia, was talking to me as if it was my fault. Haha! Keep in mind I wasn’t being rude or forceful, I simply said that this wasn’t my error (as mentioned in my previous reviews, I speak good Spanish after studying for 9 years). But she kept saying that the deposit receipt I was given had the number “1” circled, meaning it was for one night. Like I was supposed to know what a circled number signified. Shitty thing is that they never once apologized. Yikes. But as I mentioned earlier, I rolled with it, and paid for my other night in a double deluxe room after paying for the one night in a double master suite the day before. Lesson learned - be mindful of the numbers they circle in your deposit receipts, and if Victor checks you in, tell him to pay attention to the details.

Back to my first day, the 21st. Made it down to HK at about 5pm after relaxing in the room for a bit. The place was bumping with hardly any seats available but I managed to grab a spot in the bar close to the shaving cream show on the southern side of the club. Spotted a BG I had taken arriba two times previously (once in January and once in February) and pounced to have her join me for a ficha as she was a “sure thing” with regards to the arriba activities I like - trato de novios. She remembered me and we caught up over a ficha before heading up for arriba activities as I caught her at the end of her day. Great session and I ended up asking for her number just so that I can coordinate things with her on future visits to HK. Not really interested in any OTC activities.

Rested in the room for a bit and made my way down again at about 11pm. Eyed a great looking BG that was definitely my type - fit, pleasant smile, didn’t look “bored”, no BBL. Had her join me for a ficha but immediately could tell she was in a hurry. She said she was really hungry but I only believe about 5% of what these girls say. Was really surprised by how good her English was which made me think she was a little too educated for doing this line of work, if you know what I mean. Of all the BGs I’ve had fichas drinks with in my 3 trips, she was the only one who spoke English. Everyone else, pretty much ninguna palabra de ingles. The truth of the matter is I don’t expect them to be English speakers at all obviously, but it’s nice to converse in your first language when able. She finished her ficha quickly, we parted ways with some besos and she was on her way. I felt like I dodged a bullet there as I was thinking the arriba session would have been mediocre at best.

A few minutes later, spotted another BG that looked great. Long straight hair, fit, great figure, no BBL. Fun ficha session and another great arriba session but not exactly full on trato de novios, but I would still consider it above average. I was spent at this point and decided to hit the sack, putting in some ear plugs to get some solid sleep.

Slept in past 12noon on the 22nd and by the time I got ready and moving after checking email and such, it was 2:45 by the time I made it to HK. Spotted a fun looking BG with short hair, killer smile, on the short and petite side, great fake tits, and a fun attitude. Fun ficha session, and great arriba session as well. As I was walking her down back to HK, we walked in the elevator and the monger inside said he also took her arriba previously and we ended up comparing notes on her on the way down… haha! I doubt she had any idea what we were saying but we both agreed that height isn’t important. Short or tall, it doesn’t matter. It’s all about the attitude and enthusiasm.

After resting in the room a bit and cleaning up, decided to hit Tacos el Franc for the first time. Made the short 20-25 minute walk and had some amazing al pastor tacos. Easily the best I’ve had in TJ so far and I found it to be better quality (and obviously better value) to Tacos el Gordo in Vegas. Walked back after a great meal and rested in the room for a bit as I had a major case of mal del puerco (food coma).

Down to HK later in the evening around 10pm or so and spotted another great BG, this time on the smaller stage close to the main north entrance. Tall, slim, medium length curly hair, great smile, natural tits, and no BBL. gave her a tip during her dance and asked her to join me for a drink after her dance. Before the song even finished, she came down and we grabbed a chair in the chavelas side as the HK side was completely packed. Very cool girl, and had a great ficha session with her. Commented on her Dragonball tattoos and she explained to me how she makes costumes for kids. Showed me a few pics of her son wearing a Dragonball costume which looked like she put a lot of work in to. Showed me other costumes like Batman and some of the big marvel characters which all looked great… the lady clearly had talent. She mentioned something interesting to me in that she rents a room at Cascadas when she’s working. She works for 10 days, renting a room in Cascadas the entire time, then goes home for 10 days, and back to work for 10 days. Rinse and repeat. Didn’t know they rented rooms for BGs at Cascadas. Great arriba session and I would easily repeat with her if I ever saw her again. Was late at this point and decided to crash, knowing that I would attempt one more arriba session the following day before checking out at 1.

Woke up with plenty of construction noise around but that was to be expected. Made it down to HK around 10am and had a hard time narrowing down a BG for my final session. Eyed a cute younger BG standing by the main stage, not looking at her phone (a somewhat good sign) and had her join me for a ficha. She was a little younger than I like but options were slim that morning but we had a nice ficha session nonetheless. Had her join me for the arriba session and was a little shocked that she ended up squirting. Not just a little either… it sounded like someone spilled a drink when it hit the floor. I’ve been with squirters in my mongering life before but this was a first for TJ. Good thing I was checking out that day, right? She told me in Spanish that I broke her pussy as we were in the shower. Not sure if that was a compliment haha! Walked her back to HK before I came back to the room to pack up. No drama at check out and used their free transpo back to the border after tipping the driver.

Insanely long line at the border but I had just received my Global Entry card a few weeks prior. The gentleman I shared the transpo with also had GE. However, there appeared to be a really long line of people in the Sentri line and they were all escorted through together. A group of us with Sentri or GE cards were told to wait rather curtly by the border “agents” (like TSA workers, I would hardly call these goons agents) to let them all through. What are you going to do, right? Through the immigration line quickly and back on the trolley to the rental car center for a quick dash to the airport to catch my flight in plenty of time.

Had a great trip and I’m actually back in TJ at the moment writing this during my “down” time to recuperate between arriba sessions. Will see about writing another article or post once I’m done with this trip. Many thanks to the TJ regulars who have provided great info on this site.

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