This is the 'Great Value' Version of Diamond Dolls Pompano. Much Better at Night

I was actually here a few weeks ago during the day (around 3pm) and the place was all but dead. The bartender was cute but there were only 3 or 4 girls working and they were all sitting around just talking to regulars. One girl came up to me and sat next to me at the bar and told me the place was much better at night so I took her advice when I was back in town and stopped by at around 10pm. This review is from that evening.

The club from the outside looks like something out of a movie. It's like a Hollywood set designer was told to make a stereotypical club. Parking lot is a lot like Desert Scrub's mom. It's dirty and has giant holes but it's free so I'll take it. Cover was $10. The club is rather small. There is a long bar immediately to your right when you walk in and a small, round-ish stage in front of you. The stage is sort of in the corner of the building so the seating setup is sort of weird. There were no seats available at the bar so the only decent seat I could find was right next to the stage. Dancers do the typical 3 song set getting progressively more nude with each song. Most of the girls went full nude but a few didn't so I think it's up the the dancer's discretion. I would estimate there were about 15 girls working. All of them were in the 6 to 7 range so at least there is consistency. I liked the overall vibe of the place. It seems like a locals spot and everyone seemed very chill and most were having a good time talking with each other or the girls. One thing they definitely nail here is the music volume. It's just right.

I took my seat and within 30 seconds a cute Cuban approached me. I'm going to call her 'Remora' after the fish that latch themselves onto sharks because I could not shake this chick no matter how hard I tried. I was hoping to settle in for a bit but it was not happening. 15 seconds after she showed up the waitress arrived so I ordered a beer and told Remora I would buy her a drink. She ordered a bottle of water. It was $12 for both. I will say this for Remora. She was cute and very fun so I could have done worse. I sat and watched the dancers for a while tipping regularly during each song and Remora kept encouraging them to come over and shove their tits and ass in my face while she laughed and spoke to them in Spanish. I think of the 5 girls I watched dance, 4 of them were Latina. Then Remora got called to the stage and she was actually a decent dancer. I watched her go to the other PLs to get some tips and then she spent the last song focused on me and made her pitch about how much fun we could have in the back. I have to confess, she started to break me down. After her stage set she sat back down next to me and started to massage my shoulders and then reiterated that the back would be a very fun time. So I bit. $200 for the VIP room and another $100 to her. I tipped the VIP attendant $5 and back we went. Remora immediately stripped completely and we had a great time and I never saw her again. So apparently the going rate to have a remora removed from you is $300. Afterwards, I went back to my seat, had another beer and left.