Times you acted like a jerk in a strip club
Muddy
USA
Sometimes your not on your best behavior, it does happen.
Recently I was at a strip club. And us customers were all drinking, three sheets to the wind, getting rowdy, Tim Allen grunting. We all went up on stage and started can-caning for a few songs and refused to get off. And yup you guessed it, once again, banned for eternity from the club.
What are some examples you have of acting like a dick in a strip club setting?
https://youtu.be/8H7_1vwHXDc?t=17
Recently I was at a strip club. And us customers were all drinking, three sheets to the wind, getting rowdy, Tim Allen grunting. We all went up on stage and started can-caning for a few songs and refused to get off. And yup you guessed it, once again, banned for eternity from the club.
What are some examples you have of acting like a dick in a strip club setting?
https://youtu.be/8H7_1vwHXDc?t=17
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For example, if I can smell a girl's perfume from 10 feet away I'll try to stop her before she can finish her approach and get her skunk juice on me. I can't go home smelling like that.
I will also get a lot firmer if a girl can't take the not-so-subtle hints that I don't like her. Again not loud, but just quiet and direct. In some places if you don't control your own space others will control it for you.
But just being a jerk for the fun of it? No. I don't take pleasure in hurting the feelings of naked girls half my age. If I'm doing it there is always a reason for it.
It was a little bit of bad form, but I was at the start of my club run and not the end. Plus this dancer had a beautiful rack but a shocking, shocking case of BO. Not sure if she'd have stunk like that before her stage set or not, but wow bob wow. Then on top of that she somehow didn't know how to manage her weight, so I was needing to shift myself as she danced so she wouldn't crush my nuts. But with a little deodorant she was still bangable so I tried to stick with it just long enough to keep the door open for another time.
Docsavage that is an insane story. Did you get her arrested? Did the club do anything like fire her? Give you money back. I hope that situation was resolved properly.
And yea for above hey can’t be Mr. Nice guy all the time. That’s too expensive. Shifting gears ain’t always smooth.
i slapped this dancer square on the ass as she walked by. she turned around and glared like she was going to kill me on the spot. i wasn't expecting that reaction and she wasn't expecting me or anyone to slap her booty like that at that moment. i'm still surprised nothing happened. the look on her eyes were daggers.
she was an iconic dancer at that club. ever see the 50 cent rap video for wanksta? that chick with the booty. i heard a rumor that the dancer was her in the video. but i don't think so. i always wondered what became of her.
dancer whose booty i slapped at the club--booty was incredible. i'm not the type to just slap a booty all willy-nilly. i don't think. i remember that was just a knee-jerk reaction when she walked by.
I didn't invite her to sit and otherwise held her off because she stank of stripper perfume - yet another sign that she was new to dancing - so eventually she strolled off. I'm sure she walked away thinking that I was somehow making fun of her name and just overall a jerk.
If you're gonna bitch and complain about girls "not meeting your standards" don't go to the club
I've never done anything to get the girls or staff upset with me, but once I made another dude cry at the bar. Some drunk asshole sat next to me and made it his mission to be my friend. Kept making comments about the girls and trying to get me to agree, and on top of that all the girls hated him because he refused to tip. I tolerated him for about 5 minutes, completely ignored him for 5 more, then I looked him straight in the eye and said if he didn't shut up I would punch him in the fucking face.
Dude must have had some serious emotional issues because he literally began crying. Then he starts apologizing and when I ignored him he calls the bartender and says he's buying me a drink, which I put a stop to immediately. So now he's going on and on about why I wouldn't accept a drink from him. I wasn't about to change my seat, so I said if he doesn't move away from me I'll kick his ass. Bouncer comes over to see what's up and it only took him 10 seconds to determine this guy was clearly fucked up in the head. He got thrown out and I enjoyed the rest of my night.
Like the fat, nasty chick from a long time ago, who backed into me and tried to put my arms around her. I pushed her off and actually said "oh no, no, no!" Not trying to be a jerk, but not the remotest chance I was going to give her the time of day.
Another time, a chubby Cuban with poor English sat on the arm of the easy chair I was in. She's trying to play a back and forth game with me where I translate that she'll let me eat her out, and she'll suck my dick, and tried to close the VIP sale. Like I said, she was chubby - not ugly, but not a babe. I go to strip clubs to see hot, sexy babes naked. She spent like almost 10 minutes on this silly game. I played along out of boredom and curiosity to see where this was going. After she said "we go?", I just said shook my head and said "nah." The surprise and fury on her face was actually pretty hilarious.
There is one time where I was a real jackass. I could not get the attention of this one dancer I really wanted. Another dancer sat with me and talked me into VIP. While she went off to line up the VIP, the dancer I had been lusting for sat down across from me and said that if I didn't get a dance from her, she would cry. I told her I did want a dance from her, but I already committed to the other dancer and it was almost closing time. She told me not to worry, that she would handle it, and led me off. The first dancer caught up to me in line at the VIP and asked to talk to me. She told me I was wrong, and so on. I told her I know, she was right, but I'm going VIP with this girl. The fact is that I was lukewarm on her, but this girl was just what I liked. Karma caught up with me. The second girl had promised me a happy ending, but too many cameras at Rick's made that impossible. It was not even a decent dance experience.
So, I don't act like a dick.
Some still don’t get it and continue with the small talk. I feel sorry for them but you can’t feed a stray or they’ll keep coming back.
This beautiful black girl dressed in street clothes sat with us and introduced herself saying she was going to dance for the first time ever and asked if we would come up and tip her when she went on stage.
I said sure we would.
A little later she gets on stage in daisy dukes. Most of the stage tippers placed tips in her waistband or pockets. She sat on the stage and spread her legs in front of us. One of her gf's was sitting next to me and threaded a tip between her barely there skimpy shorts and her crotch area and upon seeing that I did the same thing and by the look that I received from the dancer she obviously didn't appreciate it. Oh well, c'est la vie.