Maybe I was Too Early?

Had an opportunity to visit DD at about 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. I’m hoping that maybe I was just there too early since DD simply did not live up to my (admittedly high) expectations. Upon arrival, the north driveway to the parlor was blocked due to adjacent construction, so I had to pull in to the south driveway. There were several vacant spots in the south lot, which I took as a clue that things might be a bit slow this afternoon.

I paid $2 parking to the doorman, and entered to find a vacant entry counter to my right. I took advantage of the clean, and attended mens room to the right of the entrance. The dancers dressing room is beyond the mens room at the end of the corridor, and it is fun to see the dancers arrive on shift looking rather pedestrian in their sweatpants and no makeup.

I proceeded past the long bar into the main room and easily found a stool at the main bar, which is barely 3 feet away from the long, elevated stage. This is probably the closest, best vantage point of any club I’ve been to for rail mongers, since the seated height of a PL at the bar is parallel with the crotch height of the dancer on stage.

I enjoyed my up close and personal amateur gyno work while I drank very affordable $4 beers. Sadly, the bartender and one of the waitresses were the best looking women in the club. I’m sure they get tired of people telling them this. There were probably 10 dancers on shift, including the 2 on stage. Overall, they weren’t bad too look at, but nothing I would really want to spend money on. The stage dancers got fully nude, but pretty much just swayed back and forth without much enthusiasm.

I was approached by a petite all natural Cuban with natural B cups and an incredible ass. She wasted no time cajoling me into a $25 dance in the curtained double booth. The dance started off fine, and she let my hands roam all over her until 30 seconds in she started to make her pitch for VIP. Once I told her that I wasn’t ready for VIP (knowing that everything was on the menu and I would need to go home afterwards, physically and financially spent), she pretty much lost interest in me and feigned an air dance for the remainder of the song.