The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Nail in the coffin

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mjpenn07
Apr 19, 2022, 12:41 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I had a short window to pop into a local SC, so I headed to back to the Crazy Horse to see how thing have developed now that things are fairly open. It's been almost a year since the last time I had visited. Back then they had just reconfigured the club and the work looked a bit incomplete.

Speaking of the configuration:

As mentioned in other reviews, they've ripped out all the back seats (the ones that were perpendicular to the long runway) and have replaced them with one flat platform area with a few benches, tables, chairs, and the DJ booth. This area feels generally unfinished and sparse. The painted plywood floor and furniture layout make the place feel cheap and trashy (at least even more than it used to).

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