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Showcase Theater

Beltsville, Maryland

Return to Showcase

I was bored and decided to hit Showcase on a recent Saturday night. This was my first visit since they reopened, post-lockdown. The club opens at 9 and the Friday and Saturday cover…

G String

Akron, Ohio

Decent Dive but Nothing Exciting

I was traveling through the area on my way to visit family and checked some reviews and seemed like this place had the possibility of a good time. The building is run down looking on…

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Clubbing in recession vs thriving economy

I have gone to a few clubs in the past month and have been a little bummed out by the experience. Not that the girls were ugly, mileage wasnt available, or ambience bad but man has the healthy economy ruined…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Return to the 70’s Muse

Having the house to myself for a few days, I made tracks for Pandora’s. The Instagram Method (I’ll write a separate post on my experience with this) indicated an unremarkable lineup for the 7PM…

Chicago Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Chill Vibe with Expansive Menu

I enjoy traveling down to San Diego and spending some time across the border to hobby in Tijuana. Arrived in San Diego on Thursday afternoon, grabbed a rental car and checked into my hotel downtown.…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Look for clues that Frank Sinatra is playing

Went here on a cold Friday night with my puff coat and they made me check it with my beanie. Cover is like $20 bucks but they got a military discount for like $11 plus…

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PLiest Valentine's Promotion Ever?

Tomorrow night one of the local clubs is offering one hour dinner date with a dancer including food, dessert, wine and five dances for $200 ($650 in a private room). Any one find this even mildly intriguing?

Hong Kong Tijuana ATF Test Failure Part Duex, Not So Bad

Here We Go… Previously I wrote and article describing a trip to TJ 1/27/22 specifically to see a chica that I thought had ATF potential. I identified her as Candidate ATF, but I am getting ahead of myself. Swapped some messages with Greenbeans (who I have permission to identify by handle) and set up a meet for 2/6/22. I am going to label Greenbeans as Brother Monger Zero (BM0), similar to patient zero and you will understand why as this article progresses. Met some other Brother Mongers from this board that I will identify by order of appearance as BM1 – BM5. I do not have their permission to identify them, so when they recognize themselves, they can claim their fame in…

Cabaret Lounge

Peabody, Massachusetts

Titties and Beer

Came in on a Friday afternoon at 3. No cover before 7. After that it’s $10. Upon entering they usually ask for I.D. Even if you’re 70. No scanner. The bar is to your left…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Great Night at Bare Elegance - Scored a new Sugar Baby!!

Hi guys, I noticed a few negative reviews of Bare Elegance lately. Understandable. Even the best clubs have off days & off nights. This is my home club. I've probably been there 25 times. It…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Nice two visits, though beware new old scam

Obligatory Club Info: nice plush club, glitzy and glam inside. The cover is $7 during the day (11am-7pm) and I think $12 at night. They serve food during the day (pretty sure 11am-2pm, included in…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

Nothing spectacular, but a good time

Dream Girls is in an industrial section of Lincoln Park and has a large, safe parking lot with no valet. I walked in the door around 12:30 AM, and I was not surprised to find…

Saturday Night Live

Westminster, Colorado

Saturday Night Live is Great for Any Night!!!

Had a couple of buddies in town for the weekend so of course we went to a strip club. Never having been to one in CO we consulted TUSCL which led us to SNL. 2…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Double the cost of the old days. Ouch.

Visited Sapphire Saturday night with my girlfriend Ufc and night before the big football game. Mask mandate lifted so it was nice to see everyone's faces. Paid ahead for a couples package included 150 drink…

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Girls Girls Girls

The Motley Crue song mentions seven different strip clubs. How many have you been to? My notes below. Doll House, Fort Lauderdale. Pretty sure I have been there, but all of the Ft. L clubs have been closed for…

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Thinking about trying escorts. Advice?

Thinking about switching from Seeking.com to just trying escorts. I've had pretty good success in some cities with SA. But I'm finding a need to branch out. Otc encounters from the local SC just isn't usually an option for time…

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

A decent Friday afternoon

Made it by Gold Club for the first time in quite a while. Visited on a Friday afternoon and the place was starting to gear up for the evening. I’d say that there were 10-12…

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What does it mean when a dancer adds your social media or phone number?

Recently I was at a club where three dancers, separately added me on either social media or asked for my phone number within a span of two hours. First dancer and I chatted for a while, with no drink or…

G String

Akron, Ohio

Contact High …

Stopped in about one in the afternoon to kill a little time. Some of the more recent reviews lead me to believe that there may be some new (different) talent during the afternoons.…

939

Honolulu, Hawaii

Relaxed and slow, yet amazing Wednesday night

I submitted another review for 939 after I had visited it for the first time on a late Saturday night. I've come here a couple other times on a Friday and a Sunday but for…

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Undercover?

At a club that shall remain unnamed for web search reasons, there was a guy sitting at the table closest to the VIP hallway entrance. He was in his 30's short hair and solidly built. He was drinking water and…

19th Hole Lounge

Glenside, Pennsylvania

Bogeyed

Glenside, PA. Saturday after midnight. Right across from a gold course. There's like 4 Golf courses in the area hense the name. I came because like many other PL's I was on my Tiger Woods…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Bristol Stomp

Bristol, PA. Saturday night around 1030. Commerical strip on Veterans Highway. Area seems fine. I parked in the back, plenty of available spots but a lot of cars I thought going in this place would…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

That double vision your seeing? Might be cause you put a pound of mascara in your eye

Horsham, PA. Just came from Risque in Bristol. Saturday night just before midnight. Right across from Willow Grove Naval Air Station. Seems like a quiet suburban area. Parking lot pretty full, I parked in the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

It’s About Time

Basics Pink building $10 entrance fee paid to bartender get two non alcoholic drinks(afternoon) BYOB Rectangle bar takes up most of the room. Not a lot of room to walk around $30 per dance for 4 minutes. Bathrooms…

Spearmint Rhino

New York, New York

Still working out the kinks

Went to new Spearmint Rhino in midtown west. The club layout is interesting. After you enter there is a small ground floor with nice couches, a stage and a bar area.…

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a bit of incest fantacy

Anyone ever get to see a famly member on stage? A sister? a niece? or gulp a daughter?

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Super Bowl Sunday / Rams vs Bengals

Super Bowl LVI ( 56 ) is today in case you haven't heard. No more Tom Brady. It's the Cincinnati Bengals Vs the Los Angeles Rams. 1- Who you got ? 2- Have you ever been…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

Friday Night Success

Great all nude spot in North Jersey. BYOB (no liquor) 20 dollar cover. There were probably about 10-12 dancers and about that many customers I was there from around 12-3am. You walk in and pay the…

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Are stroking and greasing interchangeable?

As a rick I can pull off all sorts of badassery even when I am so out of my skull from my drinking that the laws of physics only seem like suggestions. However, those of you who are more constrained…

Dreamers Cabaret

Akron, Ohio

Saturday kinda Ehh

Stopped in on a Saturday afternoon. The parking lot is big and since I have been there at night before, I know if is well lit. You walk in the first door and…

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VIP sponge bath.

On my last club visit I took a girl to VIP that agreed upfront for a BBBJ and at a reasonable price. She was one of the hottest dancers to ever work at the club. I had twice done VIPs…

Booby Trap

Doral, Florida

Miami 2AMer.

Two men are in the hospital in critical condition after being shot in the upper torso during a robbery attempt in Doral Saturday, according to Miami-Dade Fire Rescue. The shooting incident occurred around 1:25 a.m. at 5325 Northwest 77th Avenue. Miami…

Teasers, A Gentlemens Club

Flint, Michigan

still a fun place

This is still one of my favorite clubs to visit. I made the hour drive up from Detroit. Traffic Light used to be my go to, but that hasn't been open in 2 years. $7…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Felt empty but it didn’t felt crowded on friday night

I have been to papermoon few times in past. It was the first time after pandemic. Parking was empty for friday night. Welcomed by doorman and got in to pay $20 cover. Went inside the…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Lousy afternoon

I stopped at this place during my lunch hour, this bar is located on the south side of Akron by the freeway. The parking lot is nice and big except there was a dead rat…

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Should I submit a new review or add comment to existing one?

Hey everyone, A week ago I posted a review for one of the clubs I had gone to. It was a mixed review as it was my first time there, on a busy Saturday late night, and I did not feel…

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Is Omicron the final wave?

Omicron is dying off and based on just how quickly it fell off I'm starting to think we may have finally hit something resembling herd immunity. In California we are at 70 percent fully vaccinated and over 85 percent for…

TJ in January (MLK weekend)

Now that Atlanta SCs suck I’m finding myself traveling more for my SC fix. My home city, Atlanta SCs are dying more every day. With some clubs like Wax and Pony closing at 2am (I might review). Then the quality of the girls are going down as well. Cover and parking charges are going up, drink prices as well but the quality and value have diminished. South Florida is near and it’s a boatload of clubs there, but its way too expensive for a regular thing. With girls asking for up to a stack (urban slang for a $1000) for extras. So MLK weekend I took advantage to hit up one of my favorite cities…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Always a winner

Amazing as always. Showed up at 4 pm on a Thursday night. Border crossing was painless. Now with COVID they always ask where I am going. I say to meet colleagues and they say…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Ok

Stopped by on a Friday at 5pm. About 20 customers and 10 dancers. Nice big parking lot Noone was at the door when I walked in but when I got a…

Politics

Republicans be like

https://www.instagram.com/reel/CZxt3MopXuk/?utm_medium=copy_link How I picture many on here 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

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Olympics and underdog stories, but what about us too?

Watching the Olympics now and all these past years, I've witnessed quite few underdog moments. The written off, unsung hero coming up with a miraculous win. But what about us PL's? Do we have to look far to find our…

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The stripper hoe whisperer thread

Ask anything about stripper hoes in this thread

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Dating advice thread.

Ask anything here.

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Is it me?

This could be lengthy, so apologies in advance. At the outset, let me confess that I struggle with mental illness, with particular regard to self-esteem. (That is, I don't have any.) I won't turn y'all into my therapist or anything, but…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Valentina VIP

Any intel on Valentina? I saw her posts on Instagram is she extras friendly or is she a rob?

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Thursday afternoon visit

Decided to stop in Thursday afternoon. Small parking lot shared with a Mexican restaurant and Yoshinoya restaurant. $20 entry fee and 1 drink minimum. Good amount of dancers to customer ratio. Not long after a…

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Going to Chicago 😬😬

Everything I keep reading about Chicago is that it’s very dangerous. I just wanted to ask if there is anywhere I can dance there that’s both safe and worth the trip? Thank you 💕

Tijuana

First Time to TJ

Probably been asked before, but wanted to see how stupid (or good) of an idea it would be to go to HKs by myself for the first time. Never been to TJ so don’t really know what kind of…

Blush Gentlemen's Club

South Hackensack, New Jersey

Friday opening shift.... has its advantages...

Literally drove past the old Twins and thought " Hey, that was the old Twins! I miss the bomber art" hah. The next thought was " wait, who's in control here and why…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

A good trip which was surprising given the travel talent.

Seen this place change and diminish over the years, but this visit was a good day and visit compared to others. Walked in with no cover (about 2:20PM entry). Bar on the right with…

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Design and Simulation Software for Controls, Filtering, Signal Processing

Design and Simulation Software for Controls, Filtering, Signal Processing Linear control system analysis and design : conventional and modern / John J. D'Azzo, Constantine H. Houpis (1988) 3rd edition. The earlier editions were 1960 and 1981. This book has an appendix about…

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Where are the RUSSIANS / euros clubs in NJ?

Looking for Spots where the girls are mainly Russian / euro girls in New Jersey. My main spot was shakers (carlstadt) and that closed down and I can’t find any Russian girls! Fellas please help me out

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, Massachusetts

Expensive, probably great for businessmen dropping hundreds or thousands, not for me

LOCATION & PARKING: Location: The GPS address for the club is 12 Lagrange St, Boston, MA 02116. Club is in a pretty safe area of town. There is a parking lot on Lagrange St,…

Club 21Twenty

Pennsauken Township, New Jersey

Kelly?

Does anyone know if Kelly still works here after the change-up?

Politics

One idiot is one idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are a pol

Title couldn’t say it all. “One idiot is one idiot. Two idiots are two idiots. Ten thousand idiots are a political party.” ~ Franz Kafka ~Born 3 July 1883 Prague, Kingdom of Bohemia, Austria-Hungary ~ Died 3 June 1924 Kierling, part of Klosterneuburg, Lower…

Union Jacks

Portland, Oregon

Union Jacks on a Thursday

Quick Summary Vibe: Neighborhood dive bar Cover: $5 Drink Prices: Reasonable Beer Selection: Excellent Women: 7-9 range Dances: Good and private Extras: Probably not I was in town for business and saw that this place was the closest SC to my hotel near…

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Pimps in the clubs.

I hate to say it but the club that I go to most is allowing pimps to take up space ITC. I discussed this with a house mom recently and she acknowledged that it is going on in increasing numbers.…

That 1 Place Gentlemen’s Club

Warren, Ohio

A Day At the 1 Place

I went back last week because it is the only place in the county open in the afternoon and I wanted something to do. The parking lot is OK, not filled with potholes.…

Lust

Greenville, South Carolina

Boring afternoon

Stopped in on a Friday afternoon. Parking lot was fairly empty. Asked for Id at door and had to sign in. No cover at this time. Only three dancers working. Went to bar and paid…

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White people can't get the vaccine because....

Racism!!! According to the dimwit that's been convincing them all not to get it... https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/tucker-carlson-covid-race

Club Saratoga

Duluth, Minnesota

Low Mileage Thursday

When you walk in there is a long bar on the left and stage on the right. There are no chairs by the stage. About 4 tables on each long side are along the stage.…

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The Strip Club near The White House

So (is it Archibald's?) the strip club in DC that's like a mile from The White House... are we the only country like that? With a strip club a mile from the executive mansion? Is that dope or lame? Who cares if…

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E11even in MIA

Do they always have the strippers or not when there is a special event? The tickets for Super Bowl sunday are pretty steep and don’t suggest that there will be strippers….

Lust Gentlemen’s Club ™ in Martinsburg West Virginia Just Installed the World’s Tallest Stripper Poles

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Lust Gentlemen’s Club ™ in Martinsburg West Virginia Just Installed the World’s Tallest Stripper Poles February 8th 2022, Martinsburg West Virginia – Lust Gentlemen’s Club and Steakhouse™ has just installed the world’s tallest stripper poles in their club – three of them to be exact - each of them measuring 30 (thirty) feet in length. Lust has installed the world’s tallest stripper poles as part of their multi-million-dollar 3 level 10,000 square foot new addition to the club. Operations Manager Of Lust Gentlemen’s Clubs ™ Danny Capozzi reports “we are taking adult entertainment to new heights literally here at Lust ™. With the addition of our new 10,000 square foot expansion to our existing 10,000 square feet…

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

Fun to be had at Sahara

Came back to Sahara to check out some new names I haven’t seen. Walked in on a Tuesday afternoon to take advantage of their $80 vip special. Unfortunately. It’s in their regular dance…

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2'10" stripper, 32, who fell for a 5'7" man 13 YEARS her junior

When I started reading this story, it just seemed too weird. But it turns out to be nice. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10495103/2-foot-10-stripper-falls-love-5-foot-7-man-13-years-junior.html

Bottoms Up

Brooklyn, Illinois

Short Fact Finding Mission

My first visit to STL. Wasn't sure how things run here. Decided to try this place after seeing it on Google. It seemed like a place I'd enjoy. I tend to go for whole in…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

my September 2021 visit

Seeing trpterp's great recent review made me finally get around to sharing my review about my visit to Sinsay on Friday, September 10, 2021, after midnight, 5 months ago---which I enjoyed. I've been planning to…

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Midway plus Gem a Superb place for a relaxing dance.

Feb 3, just before midnight 6 days after reopening. My first visit. I am warmly welcomed by a stuffer. First think first I must to go to the washroom. Disaster! Regular stalls are too narrow…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Worst Experience to Date

Came here a few weeks ago in January and have been collecting my thoughts since then. I was tired of how overpriced 4Play was, so I wanted to branch out. I suppose you get what…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

I’m the Fool Today

I have been here before, and enjoyed myself so decided to try again. What a waste … First the obligatory details. Parking is good. Patrons are average. There’s an older guy who really hovers, he’s apparently…

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Worst Strip Club Name

Before I started going to clubs I remember passing a club in NE (maybe Boston?) called "The Nasty Bush". This was probably in the 70's. I remember another one called "Tramp's". Maybe there was a Mr Tramp involved.

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

¡¡¿I guess I DO have a ATF?!!

Was really excited to meet up with some awesome TUSCLrs on this trip. I drove this time. Parked at palm ave trolley station and a quick trolley ride and walk across border on Mexican side…

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Boise may not be the best city for strip clubs.

Boise reviews: https://kidotalkradio.com/more-hilarious-boise-strip-club-reviews-we-cant-believe-are-true/

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, Massachusetts

YMMV , anywhere from disappointed to great dances

The boardroom cabaret is the same exact as the Foxy lady before. The club is around back the Frank’s Restaurant, right off rte24. It has a big parking lot surrounded by stores, but easy enough…

Men's Club of Houston

Houston, Texas

Great Girls, Weak VIP Privacy, Good $20 couch dances

I think this place is better than the recent reviews. Plenty of free parking and admission was either 5 or 10, i forgot. Very affordable for the quality. I was disappointed with the privacy of…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

A taste of lace......

I went on a Tuesday night, about 11 pm. The club is in an unassuming building in a neighborhood area with lots of businesses and apartments. $15 cover seemed steep. There were three girls…

Club Saratoga

Duluth, Minnesota

Surprising full nude-booze for a location smack in the middle of a tourist area

Club Saratoga is located in the historic district of Canal Park on Lake Superior in Duluth. The club is a store front with other non-sexual businesses to either side. There is plenty of…

Colonie Lounge

Buffalo, New York

Local watering hole

The Colonie Lounge looks like a corner bar at the corner of a residential neighborhood and a larger road. The signs inside remind you to be quiet because families live in the area. Because its…

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Review stolen from another site

I know nothing can be done about it but what is up with that?? You can't post your own experience and have to steal my review? Not cool not cool https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=382712 I posted this on "the other board" back…

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R, Python, and Ruby programming languages

Previous Thread: https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=60693 Ruby Recipes, A Problem-Solution Approach by Malay Mandal 2016 https://www.amazon.com/Ruby-Recipes-Problem-Solution-Malay-Mandal-ebook/dp/B01MXW8SSL SJG Miles Davis Electric https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBTQzsxfPBw

Pony

Memphis, Tennessee

Will not be a repeat customer

I stopped by on Wednesday around 2pm since I had some time to kill before my flight. The place was dead there were four dancers, another patron, the bartender and myself. No cover at that…

Spearmint Rhino

Los Angeles, California

What you would expect the week before the super bowl

Arrived in town for the SEC championship round 3 featuring Matthew Stafford (UGA) and Joe Burrow (LSU), I'm really hoping for a good game and for Stafford to win one. Did not do…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Great Decor!

Was in town for business and fished this place out for a good time from all the reviews. I also figured if i struck out here i could go down the road to the other…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Worth the Trek

This place is off the beaten path in Pompano Beach. Seems its main competitor is Diamond Dolls which in my opinion is better. I showed up on a weeknight at around 9pm. Parking is easy.…

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Too Fat

I worked with a guy who didn’t like fat chicks. So much so if he got a fat waitress he was down right rude to them. He went to a strip club and got thrown out for being rude to…

FKK Forum

OT: time to book your trip to visit the FKK clubs?

https://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/direct-flights-from-phoenix-sky-harbor-to-germany-set-to-return?_amp=true This definitely would make it easier to fly direct. I would make a 4 day weekend out of it, and be back in time for work. Albeit a little jet lagged.

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

felt like retirement community

Stop by bogarts on a recent friday afternoon. The place has been reviewed many times before and not much has changed except the price of drinks has gone up recently . a majority of the…

Where the Girl Next Door is Most Likely to be the Stripper Next Door

Many men love The Girl Next Door look, the same with the ideal sexy stripper image. But what if you’re hoping the literal girl next door IS a stripper? To find out where you’re most likely to run into your favorite stripper at the grocery store, Starbucks, or gym in America, I ran some numbers to help us guys out. First, I pulled the 2020 US Census data for the ten largest metro areas plus Las Vegas for fun. Then I used the TUSCL map search tool to identify the listed clubs in the heart of the metro area. From that list, I totaled up the number of topless or nude strip clubs with reviews since 2019 and tossed all of…

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Nevada cat house for sale.

Story and photos: https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-news/brothels-nudist-ranch-properties-up-for-sale-near-las-vegas/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

I Desire this strip club to stay open past 1am

Providence, RI. First time here actually, been wanting to come here for the longest. Wednesday night just after midnight got here. Providence just doesn't seem like a fucked up, ghetto city at all. Most of…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Cadillac Lounge: Where you can probably get a used Cadillac somewhere for less than a lap dance at our club!

Providence, RI. Wednesday night around 11pm. Just came from Foxy Lady. Industrial type area right off 146. Plenty of parking. Walk in. Girl in window booth. Cover is $10, free military. Walk in around the…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

The Fox and the Gown

Providence, RI. Wednesday night around 10pm. Kind of industrial residential part of town, seems alright. Parking lot with a small valet building that looks like it wasn't being utilized on this night. Plenty of parking.…

Trophy Club

Greenville, South Carolina

Not as good as it used to be...

This place has changed hands recently and honestly its nowhere near as good as it used to be. Parking is in a dimly lit gravel lot adjacent to the club. Free self parking. Club exterior is…

Politics

From the guy who popularized "lock her up"!!!!

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/09/politics/national-archives-justice-department-investigation-trump-white-house-documents/index.html You'd think for someone that spent that much time accusing someone of something and demanding punishment, they wouldn't go and do the same damned thing themselves. Only much more blatantly, repeatedly, and in the face of people informing him of…

Politics

Just so much news last week....

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/09/politics/pence-trump-rebuke-response/index.html But I know, you guy's aren't interested in discussing how the GOP is tearing itself apart due to half of them believing in "alternative facts"...

Politics

“Having elected him the first time, I think we can manage to do it again.”

https://www.thedailybeast.com/russian-state-medias-big-bizarre-thank-you-to-tucker-carlson-and-josh-hawley?ref=scroll Carlson, who has been described as “practically the co-host” of state TV propagandists and “a voice of reason,” is often quoted to support official Kremlin narratives.

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Why do most strippers consider kissing more intimate than sex?

Maybe I’m in the minority but I consider sex more intimate than kissing. Also with the civie girls I dated, it was actually easier to get a kiss from them than sex. But the reverse is the case for most strippers. What gives?

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Phone sex

Let's get kinky together

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Please sit on santa's lap little girl

4716 N 12th St Phoenix, AZ 85014 602-234-0128 all day happy hour: 2 for 1 on well drinks/draft beer beer is $5.50 for about a 10 ounce draft cocktails: $7.00 no daytime cover cover after 6pm is $10 ALL floor dances are $10…

Christies Cabaret

Tempe, Arizona

Better During Dayshift

My last visit to Christie’s was on a weekend evening and it was quite underwhelming, I have had decent times there during the daytime though so I decided on a Tuesday afternoon visit. I…

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Pam & Tommy

If you’re bored and want a few hours of some fun, you might want to take a look at “Pam & Tommy” It’s part comedy part drama and a fun ride. The actor that plays Tommy Lee is over the…

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Regulars bar

This club is well and frequently reviewed, additionally all drink prices, cost of dances and VIP prices are UP-TO-DATE on the VIP page - try clicking, it is fun. Smaller club, that was about half full…

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Ever turned a regular chick into a stripper?

Do tell Is she still stripping What did you say to convince her

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Dancers, would you also pose nude for art classes?

You can do that during the day then strip at night... it can be a steady gig and lead to other gigs thoughts?

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Great Facilities, but Where are the Dancers?

I don’t know if I’ve been to a club that had more potential, but just didn’t live up to it because of the lack of dancers. Granted, my couple of visits have been in…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

High quality girls but felt pressured to spend it all

Called for a free limo ride from the hotel. No wait but it was early Saturday night (probably not many others requesting rides before 10-11 PM) - about 15 minutes from the call driver…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Tuesday is a Saturday at this Place!!

I’ll do a quick summary for those who don’t know about the place. It’s located in South Philly. Parking is off street so no worries there are all. I arrived there after my Sixers lost…

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Feb 14 is Valentines Day.

Any plans pertaining to strippers or clubs? In the past I have bought some inexpensive gifts for favorite dancers including my ATF but this year I don't have anyone in that status. So I won't be buying anything and will…

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Baltimore officials try again to shut down longtime strip club

https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/baltimore-officials-try-again-to-shut-down-longtime-strip-club/2022/02/09/ba91931e-882c-11ec-8127-a34fb49b0e12_story.html

Masters Gentleman's Club

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

NOT the Masters of my Domain

I arrived around 10:30 PM on a cold windy night. I got a light pat down then paid a $10 cover. The crowd was decent. Ordered a $9 baccardi and ginger and surveyed…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Finally Moving on from pandemic practices, but hopefully moving on from the pandemic substitute dancers

I have been to papermoon many times pre pandemic, but I haven't been going as much sense the virus. The reason I haven't been going is because they were doing this terrible thing, where…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

A Good Night at the Gold Club

Had to find a new spot after my old go to Player Club shutdown. Boy do I miss those day. Anyway stopped by here on a Sunday to relax from a stressful week.…

The Pony Indy

Indianapolis, Indiana

Neither rain, nor sleet, nor snow....

I visited the pony for the first time last Friday at 8:30p. Normally it opens its doors at 3p but it apparently opened at 6 or 7 due to the weather. $10 cover at the…

Diamond Dolls

Daytona Beach, Florida

The rumour of their demise is well,,,, apparently justified

I showed up here last Friday about 3pm. I figured it was far enough into the early dancers shift that they would be entertaining even if they straggled in late. I also hoped that…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Got what I was looking for and moved on quickly

Mondays at Henry’s North is ten dollar dance day. I don’t many, if any, dancers really do dances for ten dollars, but folks don’t come here for dances. The specific on the physical plant are…

Tijuana

No FS HK Club

Guys- been reading a ton here (thank you) but I had a question for those of us who simply can’t make that leap to full service. CBJ and Rub & Tug are my limits. Personal choice. Is it best to…

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Do you give money to the homeless?

I used to. Now I sometimes offer alcohol or weed

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Desolate, Rural Strip Clubs

I was checking today some of Sinclair's reviews of some South Dakota strip clubs and did a google maps view of them. The other day I did the same for a Nicespice reviewed called the Prairie Chicken Bar & Resort…

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Your view on NFTs...

Personally I think it's a scam. But what do you yhink

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Shorty

As stated before, this is a dive bar that generally smells like smoke. The last couple of visits the smell has not been as bad. Parking is free in a fenced-in lot, the cover is…

Fine Line Gentlemen's Club

New Orleans, Louisiana

sinclair's Review

The Fine Line Gentlemen’s Club has been around for 28 years, but it was never listed on TUSCL, so I am listing it now. Fine Line is more of a dive bar with strippers than…

Dancers Showclub

Indianapolis, Indiana

Beautiful Girls with Some Negatives

I was in Indy for work and decided to hit up a couple of clubs. I had stopped by Brad's earlier in the day where I have been multiple times and have done other reviews…

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Shaq and gorillas

Is this racist? https://fadeawayworld.net/.amp/nba-media/miami-zoo-executive-explains-why-gorillas-freak-out-when-they-see-shaquille-oneal-the-gorilla-gets-intimidated-and-he-looks-at-shaq-and-thinks-that-shaq-is-going-to-take-away-his-girls

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Big changes inside

Went there yesterday for lunch and was surprised at what I found inside. After paying my $3 entry fee, I walked in to find the sound of construction and what looked like all of the…

Tijuana

Getting to Tijuana

Question guys - headed to Zona Norte for trip #4 in early march. Couple questions - do you need the FMM done in advance (or at all) for a no overnight visit? If so what’s the correct “zone of entry”…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Blame Canada!! Meci

I was in the South FLA area for work and Pompano is always a must when in town. I hit up Cheetahs on saturday after a friday at Diamond Dolls. Two pretty unique clubs depending…

Matehuala Men's Club

San Pedro Garza García, Nuevo León

Good time for cheap if converting to USD

First of all let me say that I was hesitant about coming here after reading the reviews. I was in Monterrey for work and staying in San Pedro. I saw that the club was only…

Frank Days

Dallas, South Dakota

sinclair's Review

I went to Frank Days on a Friday night at about 22:00. The place was packed because it was during pheasant season. The building can be split up into three main areas: the bar room,…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Solid weekday club

In my opinion, this is the club with the most attractive dancers in thePompano Triangle. I arrived at around 2:30 pm after a quick stop at Diamond Dolls. I had only been here at night…

Cody's Bar & Grill

Dallas, South Dakota

sinclair's Review

I went to Cody’s Bar and Grill on a Friday night about 20:45 during pheasant hunting season. The front room is the bar and restaurant. The back room is the strip club. Cody’s tagline is:…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Weekday afternoon visits

I made to visits to this club when I had work in the area. The Pompano Triangle of this club, Cheetahs, and Diamond Dolls is a nice set of options. Arrived around 1:00 on my first…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Solid Sunday night visit

I arrived at around 11:00pm and paid the parking fee. I think it is $5 at night and $2 during the day. I seem to remember you can pay more to park in front, but…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Crowded Friday late night with attractive dancers

After not having a great visit to Diamond Dolls, I came here. I arrived around 1:00am and the parking lot was large enough to accommodate the large crowd. Cover was $12 taken by an attractive…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

sinclair's Review

I went to Vivide at 21:00 on a Friday night. With prior knowledge of how these Atlanta jiggle joints rape you on parking fees, I parked near a few bars about two blocks away and…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Friday night visit

I arrived around 10:00 on a Friday night. And parked in the free lot to the right of the club. I paid a cover of $10 or $15 (don’t remember). I did not use the…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

Crowded late night visit

I arrived a little after midnight and the parking lot was almost full. As I walked up to the door to get in, there were three couples with larger girls coming in the opposite…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

A Sunday Night Dud, A Tame (But More Promising) Friday

Rolled up for my first visit ever on a Sunday night in January. Parked on the street right outside. It's adjacent to the 405, open free parking. A few 'permanent' RVs grace the block, but…

PDX Peaches

Portland, Oregon

TOFTT, Part II

This is a new, clean and classy LM studio in a mixed residential/business area with easy highway access. There is no on-site parking but street parking was available. No external doorbell system - you walk…

82nd Strip

Portland, Oregon

TOFTT, Part I

Heard about this new place and decided to check it out when I had a free afternoon. To summarize up front: this place is a small but clean dive bar that is just getting up…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Thursday evening visit

I relied on both advice in the discussion board and reviews to decide to come here. I arrived a little before 7:00. No cover charge and no issue parking. I went to the bathroom and…

Sinsaysionals

Seabrook, Maryland

Welcome to Sinsaysionals 4.0

I recently made a return visit to Sinsaysionals for the first time since they reopened. The club has reinvented itself yet again. Now the entirety of the club is contained in what used…

Ballarrinas Gentlemen's Club

Honolulu, Hawaii

High-end party, smaller than most SCs, unique vibe

The name of the club speaks for itself. Alright, end of review. Jokes aside, be prepared to spend a lot or, at the least, feel pressured to do so here. The best way I can describe…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

A nice Saturday

It has been a while pre Covid since I had visited, so I’ll be describing the situation now. The bar downstairs is still open and on this particular night it was good for drinks before…

The Office Gentlemen's Club

Lincoln, Nebraska

Meh at best. Maybe a bad day?

I honestly thought this place closed. I’ve driven by a few times and the lot was empty. Decided to take a closer look and lo and behold it was open. The place is a wreck. It…

The Vue

Hudson, Florida

Like the pet detective said, 'Do not go in there!"

I stopped by here on a recent Thursday evening about 7pm. First sign it was gonna be bad was the door girl chased me down for a 7 dollar cover. By that ti.e I was…

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So Cal Strip Club Recommendations

I have an assignment that will keep me in the Orange County CA area for a week. Although I haven’t been to California in over 20 years, I have tried to keep somewhat abreast of the club landscape over the…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Good first visit

I started a discussion topic about Tampa and Pasco County and got some good advice from some Florida veterans. Thanks to everyone that responded with suggestions. I probably would not have made it to this club…

Politics

OT: Man -- so much (fake) white supremacy

Two White Students Were Named And Blamed For Racist Messages. A Black Student Was Just Charged. Racist messages were written on the door of a black female Southern Illinois University Edwardsville student, prompting protests at the school and calls for the…

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What do you think of Bachelor dances?

I have seen so many Bachelor/Birthday stage dances over the years that I have to look the other way every time one breaks out. It is always the same. They call the poor bachelor, or birthday boy idiot to the…

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OT: Great line

I was reading an online article and the writer was making a point about hypocrisy and he cited a line by Abraham Lincoln w.r.t. hypocrisy which I had never heard b/f and thought was very clever - per the article: "...…

Exotic Kitty Gentlemen's Club

Salt Lake City, Utah

Small club - strict touching rules; girls be hussling

I came on a Tuesday around 10pm. There's a narrow alley you drive down to get to the parking lot; there was plenty of parking but I didn't feel like it was well lit. I…

Black Betty's

Sayerville, New Jersey

OK for a quick drink, don't go out pf your way thought to get here.

First time here at night for me, I was at the club last Wednesday around 9:00 PM. There were 10 male customers, some younger guys (30’s) and some, including me, in their…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Serious Juggs

[LOCATION] The GPS address for the club is 1 Franklin Square, Providence, RI. It is a three story, brick, industrial looking building next to the elevated I195 Highway. [Layout] You go through glass doors to an entrance hallway that…

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TUSCL Feature suggestion

Comments on discussion threads that we started should show up in our feed.

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list of ways a dancer accidentally physically hurt you

when she's sitting on your lap and she reaches out for a second chair, pulls it close to yall but somehow that chair bangs into your shins sssucks. Why is it always with the same force and pain lol

Rick's Cabaret

Portland, Maine

Pleasantly surprised

PT’s Showclub didn’t blow me away, but it was more fun than I expected from the only club in comfortable driving distance. *Place:* Location- I stayed downtown for a bachelor’s weekend and the group ended the night at…

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Enough is enough

I don't support cancel culture, I don't support silencing those who views are different than mine, I do not even believe in silencing people who say things which are universally offensive. But there are some posters whose ignorance and…

Pacers

San Diego, California

SD VIP’s are a rip

I was down in SD for a Bachelor Party and me and some of the guys went to Pacers on Thursday 1/27. I got the car from the club to pick us up. We arrived…

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One Year option; Choose

Which option would you choose: A full year of no cover charges for you towards any strip club, anywhere, anytime, no limit but only for 1 year Vs. A full year where you randomly physically bump into every single dancer who ever gave…

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What SC perks / quirks / staples have disappeared?

In my area, I miss the SC that would still be open until 5am on the weekends. Now they close around here at 3am

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So far have you visited an SC every day of the week?

In your SC lifetime? Sunday to Saturday? Dancers, so far have you danced every day of the week--Sunday to Saturday? If yes, folks which day of the week have you gone the least?

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Impress your friends. Learn Morse code by farting.

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Baby Dolls

Clearwater, Florida

A true shit show

I normally like dives. I also like to find redeeming qualities in places that others trash. But I can't find much good to say about this place. For starters I paid $20 to get…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

Not bad

This was not as bad as expected given the ample shill reviews on here. In my experience, the higher the ratio of shill to total reviews is, the more the club sucks, but that…

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Universities nationwide host 'Sex Week' ahead of Valentine's Day

Make sure you get together with your favorite coeds to help celebrate this important week. https://www.foxnews.com/us/universities-nationwide-host-sex-week-ahead-of-valentines-day

Gold Club Centerfolds

Rancho Cordova, California

First weekend trip to this club in a while

I walk in and it seems they raised their cover because the second digit is clearly a new piece of paper they stuck over the old one. Oh well it's only 27 dollars so I…

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FAVORITE DECADE OF POP MUSIC

i've been checking out the pop charts for every year to discover anything that i may never had heard before. anyway my first choice for preferred decade is 1975-1985. just so much quality and variety. some of you may question the…

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POPULAR L.A. STRIP CLUB EXPECTING HUGE SURGE FOR SUPER BOWL WEEK

If I were attending the Super Bowl, I would avoid strips clubs. https://www.tmz.com/2022/02/07/popular-la-strip-club-mad-house-atmosphere-super-bowl-week/