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Biggins

Daytona Beach, Florida

Disappointing When Hardly Any Girls Are On

I was in the area for work and had some time to kill so I figured I'd check this club out. The club was easy to find and plenty of parking was available. I…

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A Tribute To The Juice Mane

What are your favorite funny moments with the Juice Mane? Here are a couple of mine. I spoke with him on the phone once and I was asking him what troll accounts were his. He refused to name them but if…

Colorado Bar & Grill

Houston, Texas

Good start and some good looking performers

Well let me start of by saying this that I am an inexperienced monger have only been few times to different one. My experience with Colorado started when I saw the sign and arrived…

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Bowel Talk with SJG_

Coming to you gents for some more advice. Recently during an OTC date with one of my new "Friends" I really had to go number 2. I usually wait to get home but the pad thai did a number on…

Bazooka's Showgirls

Kansas City, Missouri

Wednesday afternoon

Stopped by on a Wednesday afternoon, layout hasn't changed but prices have: $20 entry $25 dances $200 30 min vip $3 drinks $6 stripper drinks Still no alcohol or smoking, can go to the bar next door and come back on…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, Texas

Great time on a Tuesday

Stopped by Tuesday the 12th at 8PM. I don't know El Paso well and I expected it to be an off night since the next military pay day wasn't until the end of the week.…

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Escort in my 'hood...

Fellow TUSCL'ers - Something I've not read much on. Would appreciate your take... At a civvy bar I sometimes hang (associated with a high-end hotel), escorts show up from time-to-time. I managed to find myself in a brief conversation with one…

Kings Inn

North Dartmouth, Massachusetts

Long Live the King!

I rode North on my way to the cape, on way I grew tired, weary, needed a place for slumber. I knew the King had an inn in North Darmouth so I ventured forth. I…

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OT - Would you consider this racist?

How is referring to someone as "that motherfucker" racist? I agree that it is rude as hell to tell someone's boss that they "need to control that motherfucker" but I don't see how it is racist. Don't all races want…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Houston, we have lift off....

Stopped in on a late saturday afternoon. $10 cover with 2 non alcoholic drinks included. Its a byob although I had no B with me on this day. Like many who have…

Sapphire Times Square

New York, New York

Dead on a Saturday

Got off work around 8:30 on a saturday and decided to try this spot since I heard they were back open. Walked up, 2 door guys out front scanned my ID and did a pat…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

For a Wednesday afternoon, not bad

Arrived at 3:00, a quick walk from Uncle bucks which it shares the parking lot with Scores, just had to ID as the cover covers both clubs. This place is nice, In have never felt…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Good but not great

Arrived at 2:00, ID scan $5 entry which is good for Scores too which is across the parking lot, the cover is good for nightshift too. The club is a long room, you pass the pool…

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Santa's Goat Sex Salves, Story of Ointment and Mary's Little Lamb

Dedicated to the sjcreep. Because noooo, he's not an insane spammer.

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Best Club for extras in Miami?

What’s the best strip club for extras in miami? I will be there next week Friday and want to know what’s the best club and how much it should cost.

Ruby's II

Bridgeport, Connecticut

Nice visit it Rubys IIs

Another successful stop at Ruby IIs. On a weekday afternoon, about 10 gorse working - ranging from a 5 (I am being generous) to an 8. The 5 was clearly over the hill and had…

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What Music Do You Want Your Cardiac Surgeon Listening To?

And they used to say Rock ‘n Roll music caused juvenile delinquency https://nypost.com/2022/04/12/study-finds-listening-to-ac-dc-makes-surgeons-faster-and-more-accurate/amp/

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

Nice place but high price

Place is near shopping centers and has open parking in front and a big sign. The girl checking IDs up front was gorgeous. In the evening time on a Thursday it was pretty busy,…

Flamingo Club

Lawrence, Kansas

Not much quality post covid

Had really good experience before Covid so stopped by recently to see how things are. Walked in and cover is standard 10$ and tipped an extra 5 and started small talk with guy at entry…

Sensations

Cabot, Arkansas

sinclair's Review

I went to Sensations around 22:15 on a Friday night. The club is located on the frontage road for US 67. The parking lot is gravel and pickup trucks were parked everywhere. There was a…

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Katie Foster allegedly murdered man who propositioned her, cops say

What are the odds that she's a stripper? https://nypost.com/2022/04/12/katie-foster-allegedly-murdered-man-who-propositioned-her-cops/?utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_source=sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20220413&lctg=607d87f8cd30447577b9bb22&utm_term=NYP%20-%20Morning%20Report

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You Heard it From Barstool Sports First

O'Crazio Cortez https://youtu.be/4xl3pR0GVkE Lmfao

Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Tuesday evening visit

visited on a Tuesday evening with half empty seating area. Only two stages were occupied by the dancers, the girls are from average to pretty. There were about 6-10 girls, 3 of them were more than 7…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

OK visit to Columbus Gold

It's been about 4 months since my last review and several visits since. As has been said before the club is fairly large. This review is mostly of my last visit on Friday.…

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Ex-banker tells Swiss court that strip club visits were business-related

"They said the bills included nearly 4,000 francs for the repair of a hotel room at the five-star Zurich Park Hyatt, which was damaged during a "massive row" between Vincenz and a strip club dancer he was dating at the

Politics

If you are pro-Russia this is a massive white pill explaining why Russia is winn

Robert Barnes provides insights into the Ukraine conflict that even I had no idea about in this podcast from Sunday night. Basically despite what "western" media is saying, Russia is winning both militarily and in the court of international…

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, Maryland

Solid spot in the Baltimore rotation

It’s been more than a year since I reviewed PHC. The factual aspects are still the same. Parking across the street. Free in the daytime and most nights. Open from noon to 2a. No…

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Agree or not?

" tongue piercings enhance blow jobs". My original ATF did not have one and said that she did not need one to give a great BJ. I not only agree with her but tongue piercing are a deal breaker for…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

First time back since COVID.

This club is located off of the main road and hard to see. Once you pull into the parking lot there is a ton of room with both valet and free parking. When you walk…

Fox Run Tavern

Lockbourne, Ohio

Still just a bar with strippers

I will say that I have been a long time visitor and I like to go here more because its the closest one to me. More recently it seems to be the case that you…

Whiskey Vixens

Cheektowaga, New York

tame taco tuesday

Had never been to Buffalo before, but it’s one of those depressing Rust Belt towns where the factories all closed and left abandoned houses and crime in their place. I only mention this because it…

Columbus Gold

Columbus, Ohio

Fun time

Stopped by Columbus Gold Monday at about 9:00 PM. There were two guys and a girl at the door collecting a $10 cover charge. I paid them showed them my ID and walked on…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Double trouble with Stacy and Lily

Disclaimer: I've been going to Hustler for a long time. However, I don't get any special treatment beyond that afforded to me by the annual membership I paid for. For this review, I'm going to…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Solo Saturday Night Outing

I visited Club 390 on a Saturday night, arriving around 10pm after I saw a concert in Chicago. I was all by my lonesome and wasn't really sure what to expect. I had been there…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Gas Prices Aren't the Only Thing Going Up

Was in Grand Rapids after a long time away and decided to stop by to check Parkway Tropics to see how it is post-pandemic. I didn't realize their new hours start at 2pm and…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Nice place, but we were not the target audience

After going to Foxy Lady the previous night me and my wife wanted to check out a different club in Providence so after dinner around 930 on Saturday we decided to head to Desire.…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

Hit or miss

This place went down hill after the remodeling! Before the layout was perfect with pool tables,a kitchen,and convenient VIP rooms. Now it looks better but, the girls and customers left for other clubs! It is…

Margaritas

Nuevo Progreso, Tamaulipas

Nip slip

Two of us were there on this day. We walked in and the promoter that led us there set us down at a table of our choice. He asked us what kind of beer we…

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OT: Investment tip to get your guaranteed fixed rate of 8.54%!!

While learning of the passing of tuscl great Juice mane, this post is in honor of your great investing wisdom. Treasury direct.com is where you can create an account to purchase an I bond, pegged to the inflation rate. Downside…

Dream Girls

Fort Mohave, Arizona

man arrested, accused of exploiting teen girl at strip club.

PHOENIX - Officials with the Mohave County Sheriff's Office say they have arrested a man for allegedly hiring a teenage girl to work at a strip club he allegedly manages. According to a statement released on April 12, the suspect, identified…

Rick's DFW

Fort Worth, Texas

Hit and miss

A buddy of mine from Vegas was in town and we decided to hang out here after dinner. We were seated in the main area just left of the main stage and two girls…

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Lespwa Fè Viv

How lucky was I? To focus my time Scant else to clutter the mind But finding a muse Before beer no 2? Then, Monica, moving like somehow she knew Well, that’s quite close being The darn sweetest thing even A fumbling fool could adore (And the impression could…

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, Illinois

The usual at Miss Kittys

Miss Kitty's was always a second choice. If something was off at one of my favorite clubs, I'd come here if there were a decent number of cars in the parking lot. There were a…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Cafe Atlantis fun time

I went on a quite Saturday afternoon. The place is clean and cool with 1 dancer on the stage all time.Grabbed a JD for $10 but looks like drinks are ripped off at 1oz serving…

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Career Advice Needed

How can I jumpstart a new career as a boob oiler? https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=10682

Showgirls Men's Club

Plant City, Florida

As Represented by Others. One offensive drunk, but otherwise enjoyable.

Attended an airshow in Lakeland and Showgirls Men’s Club was the closest. I went Thursday and Saturday nights, so this is a bit of a combination review focused on Saturday. Read the previous reviews and…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

This is a fun club

As the usual when traveling, I wind up staying the night in the vicinity of a strip club. Totally coincidental, I assure you. This is a review of two visits, one on Thursday and one…

All Star Bar & Grill

McCook, Illinois

First time, and I'll be back

First time trying out this place, came on a Thursday evening around 7:15 and was there until 8:30 or so. Outer door leads to a small entryway with a door into the club. Bouncer is…

Peppermint Hippo Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Warning - very long review

Peppermint Hippo, the new strip club where the original OG was located. Now I’ve heard great things about OG back in the day but sadly I missed my chance to visit. So I…

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This Week in San Antonio - No good for men

I'm in San Antonio and apparently there are two big conferences - A Finance conference and a Doctors Conference. So men are outnumbering dancers big time. There's a bunch of northeastern and WestCoast type of guys willing to spend big…

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Robberies... Stay Home Or Move Into The Woods

Becoming more crazy everyday. Criminals get arrested and then released. I hate not living near a Whole Foods or Traders Joes (kidding but my small town is missing a lot of amenities), but I like that if I…

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Gilbert Gottfried dead

Was Juice a celebrity? Is this the second of the Death Triangle? https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/celebrity/gilbert-gottfried-iconic-comedian-dies-67-long-illness-rcna24111 I can't remember what it was that got him cancelled. I never found him funny, but I've no reason celebrate his passing. Kind of like Juice,

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Now We Know What Dixie_Normus Does During The Day

I've seen some of these stickers in person on pumps and I gotta admit, I chuckled. https://www.yahoo.com/news/pennsylvania-man-arrested-charged-slapping-004814031.html

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Mileage????

Stopped at the Doll House last night around 8pm. There were 8 dancers. All but one had huge butts and were over weight everywhere. The set up of the club…

Peppermint Hippo Little Rock

North Little Rock, Arkansas

sinclair's Review

What is the opposite of a Spearmint Rhino? A Peppermint Hippo. I went to the Peppermint Hippo at 19:45 on a Friday night. I was wanded with a metal detector, and my drivers license was…

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Can't believe it - R.I.P. @Juice

NOTE: THIS DISCUSSION HAS BEEN EDITED (first time in tuscl history) I have removed the link to the obituary for privacy concerns, but I can verify that Juice has passed away. RIP, buddy. Founder

Diamonds Exclusive Men's Club

Mobile, Alabama

sinclair's Review

I went to Diamonds Exclusive Men’s Club at 20:45 on a Monday evening. There was no cover charge for me at the door, but I saw people who came in later that night paying a…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

Great conversation, decent dances, expensive alcohol

Arrived at 11pm to a $15 cover and a club of about 10 patrons scattered throughout and sat at the bar which had a few empty seats available. Tipped a girl an early 20s…

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What are you spending every month on otc or itc

What are you spending on regular club visits every week or month What about specifically on OTC or escorts Is it worth spending $1000 a month for an hour with a famous pornstar or IG model What about $500 once or twice…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Early week trip, club has changed but not sure about the weekends.

Was in Vegas recently for work from a Monday to Wednesday. I had been here before on those same days but that was pre-pandemic. This was my first trip to Vegas since the pandemic and…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

A good slecond choice in Philly if you like women-of-color

This sis te third time I have been to the PIC in the past 9 months. I usually go on a Friday night after 7 pm because (a) it is when I can get…

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Club rage

https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/video-man-rams-suv-through-wall-of-detroit-strip-club-tycoons-on-purpose Are we witnessing the beginning of club rage, where customers feel justified in angry and violent responses to bad service, lame dances and ROB, all features of Tycoons' environment? I hope not. If this had happened during business hours,…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

I will definitely be going back.

I spent a very nice Thursday night at the club. The location was great because it’s near the airport and the south center mall. There were 10 to 15 beautiful women of varying races and…

Club Climaxxx

Miami, Florida

Sunday night at Climaxxx

As stated in previous reviews, the parking lot was a bit confusing because of large orange barrels blocking the entrance off NW 27th Ave, but you can enter it on the side street across from…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Had a good night with the wife

My wife and I were in Providence visiting and wanted go out to a strip club. It was only a 5 minute Uber ride from downtown. We got to the club about 745,…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Ole Cheap and Reliable Day Shift with a couple new faces

I go here once every few months, and this time was just as good previous visits. After you walk in and adjust to the lighting, there is the stage off to the right and…

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Reject or approve?

it has originality but not enough club details Visited: Monday Afternoon Dancers: 1-5 $ Spent: $300-$500 Lespwa Fè Viv How lucky was I? To focus my time Scant else to clutter the mind But finding a muse Before beer no 2? Then moving like somehow she knew Well, that’s quite close…

Déjà Vu Kalamazoo

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Truck crashes into Kalamazoo strip club.

Story and video: https://wwmt.com/news/local/strip-club-crash-kalamazoo-deja-vu-truck

Tycoons Executive Club

Detroit, Michigan

Man rams SUV into club.

Story and video: https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/video-man-rams-suv-through-wall-of-detroit-strip-club-tycoons-on-purpose

5th Ave. Sports Bar

Paterson, New Jersey

Friday Fun

Stopped in around 10 pm Friday night to a pretty normal crowd of about 6-8 girls and equal number of customers. As you walk in the bar is along the right side of the long…

Adult World

Harrisburg, Pennsylvania

Adult World not so great but not horrible either

Stopped by this place on a Tuesday late afternoon. The strip club area is a small room in an adult book/toys store. For the most part the ladies who work in the store where you…

Solid Gold

Pompano Beach, Florida

Worth a visit, but a little pricey for the area

I arrived about 9:30 PM on a Friday night. There was a valet out front, but I asked him if self-parking was available. He pointed toward the back of the lot where there…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

Can be fun but there are less gems on the roster and the energy has dropped

It’s been a little more than a year since I’ve reviewed the Mill. It used to be my preferred club, but it lost ground to other options. There’s still some fun to be had here…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

A surprising Friday night

Went on a Friday night recently to check things out. It was standing room only! Not sure if there was a party but it was tough to find a seat until I eventually…

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Just ignored the biggest trolls

And the site is better lulz

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Platinum Shines Again

COMING IN Platinum sat about a quarter mile off the interstate, in a fairly nondescript neighborhood of restaurants and shops. Sketchy spa next door and Tattletales down the street. Building looked like it had seen better…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, Maryland

Still trying to find the best rhythm of this place

I made another visit to McDoogals late on a Saturday night, getting there about midnight. Cover was still $16 and the bartenders were the same couple guys I’d seen before, who will take your BYOB…

Seductions International Gentlemen's Club

Niagara Falls, Ontario

A surprising Saturday it was...

I stopped in about 7pm Saturday night. Crowd was surprisingly busy but not crowded. Don't get me wrong it wasn't off the hook...lol. the first stage was full of customers most tables were occupied in…

Player's Gentlemen's Club

Detroit, Michigan

Good meal with good value. Short on dancer attention

I came in for some lunch, drinks, possibly private dances, but wound up just opting for food/drinks/stage show. The food at Players (at least that I’ve sampled) is all very good. On this day I…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Hot spinner, nice time

I've stopped in several times before this visit and on those occasions left immediately because I wasn't interested in the one or two girls working. Today, I pulled the trigger. This is a…

Minx

Virginia Beach, Virginia

If you’re in VA Beach and must club, go here but leave your perviest intentions at home

I was in town for an event and knew from reading reviews that VA Beach is at the opposite end of the spectrum from strip club destinations like FL, TX, etc. With reduced expectations, I…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

There are some gems here and the afternoons are chill and can be fun

I’ve had some decent trips here recently and it was time for a review. The club keeps trucking along. Nice building in Dundalk. Usually a cover of $10 that starts around happy hour time. Door…

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How hot are your OTC women and what rates are you paying

How hot are they, is there a pornstar or celebrity they look similar to or how do they look. What rates are you paying Many hot women are on sites like eros and tryst, rates as low as $300 hour up…

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Dancers, can you describe an ideal OTC appointment for you

Go into detail if you can What would be an ideal OTC call for ya *Your private place or hotel *Brand new client or old fave *Submissive client or dominant client *Weekend or weekday *What, if any specific activities *An hour or 2 hrs *Any particular time of…

Bare Necessity

Kendall, Florida

Not a waste of time for once

I stopped by around 5:00 on a Thursday afternoon. This place has always been hit or miss, but it has mostly been miss lately. The last time I visited there were several dancers who…

Planet Lockwood Gentlemens Club

Billings, Montana

Fair to poor, but it’s all there is

Cheap looking dive bar kind of place. Well maintained and cleaned though, not at all a gross place to be in, just a little bit old. Only one stage with seating all around it. Girls are…

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any dancers been to any WNBRs--world naked bike rides?

Is it on your bucket list, dancers? Would you ride totally naked, like you do at the clubs, or would you be shy about public nudity? Which city would you ride your bike nakkid in?

King of Diamonds

Forest Park, Georgia

Huge and Glorious, very Instagrammable!

First review! Let me start off the review by saying, this club is HUGE! It’s Literally the size of a large warehouse. I’ve been to KOD Miami and I think this location might be bigger.…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Not the same as it used to be

Used to visit this spot all the time back in the early-mid 2010s and boy has it taken a step down. The hours are weird these days. Hit the bars with a buddy of mine, didn't…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Even on slow days, this place is like Snickers - it satisfies

I’d been here for a happy hour Friday and had a blast when the club was hopping. On my second visit I went on a Sunday afternoon and even with a much more chill environment,…

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Swallowing the white and gooey

My doctor told be non-fat yogurt is something I should include in my diet. Is this God's ironic way of punishing me for all the BBBJs I got from escorts?

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Hobbits are not hot to strippers it seems

There's a guy I work with you strongly resembles Elijah Wood aka Frodo. My fav recently broke up with her longtime old man, so I suggested I should think of a way of fixing them up. She did…

The Vault

Phoenix, Arizona

Phoenix 2AMer.

PHOENIX - Police are investigating an early-morning shooting at a strip club in Phoenix that left one person injured. According to police, the shooting happened at around 2 a.m. on April 11 at The Vault near 40th Street and University Drive. "This…

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New York City (NYC) Summary

I like to keep it brief, maybe it's the ADHD.. sorry for those who like the really long reviews. Private me if you want more details: Couple of general notes: Ubered everywhere, so no info on parking etc. 1) Show Palace: Queens.…

Rick's Cabaret San Antonio

San Antonio, Texas

Monday Night Chill

Moved back to San Antonio and wanted to watch the NCAA Championship. Decided to stop by. Cover was $20, food was included with cover charge but was not anything to talk about. Venue is set…

Purple Diamond

Memphis, Tennessee

A little rough looking, but a solid club

I arrived at about 10:00 PM on Friday evening. There were two beefy security guards manning the front door. I was told that the cover charge was an astounding $30! However, this included 2…

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First Trip to Cheerleaders

I’ve not been to any club for several years. I was in Philly today and had a little time for a visit. I used to go to Oasis a lot but was in center…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

Wonderful Cheetah

This may be one of the best experiences I had in a club. Reached around 8pm. 2 for parking and 10 for cover. Place was pretty crowded but there were enough empty seats. Sat down,…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Bargain for a cheapskate

Just got back from a night fun night from two strippers. Some hints who need a ride to the club. You can call them up to pick you up in their SUV limo. Be…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Vultures Fly South

I don’t generally write reviews after EVERY sc visit. Some visits are so uneventful or just don’t offer anything different to share about a particular place. The reason I wrote this review is to provide…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

My Old Reliable Came Through

TL;DR The loss of Misty is a big blow, but otherwise the club is back to the old, pre-COVID Bullet. Got there a little before 9PM to avoid paying the $5 cover. Easy self-parking…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Always a good time at the Beach

So I had to go out of town for some business in Iowa. So I thought I would check out my favorite club there. Why? Because it’s filled with mostly young, hot naked girls! They…

Dolphin II

Beaverton, Oregon

My spider lady always treats me right! :)

I've been to Dolphin II quite a few times. Many years ago I took a date there since she mentioned she was into it. Had a BLAST in the private area that evening. A couple…

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10 QUESTIONS FOR PINKSUGARDOLL

The originator of the 10 questions (fuck you Muddy lol) These are for Pink Sugar Doll 1. You seem to be racing around the country picking up Nissan Zs. What do you do with them? Restore and resell?…

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Rate These Stars... In Their Prime

The other day I was in a sportsbar and taking a leak (TMI) they have photos of all these stars in their prime on the wall. I actually took a photo so I'd remember who was on the wall…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

Sexier women than expected

Have to say there are more attractive women here than used to be years ago. I got 3 song bed dances with 2 different women. The first was with Jordan a black woman with a…

Atlantis Gentlemen's Club

Largo, Florida

Fun afternoon reasonably priced

Stopped by here on a recent Friday afternoon. The parking lot is safe and no cover during the day. I believe cover starts at 7pm and is 10-15 bucks. …

Silks

Palm Harbor, Florida

Hello neighbor

Right on Rt 19, it is hard to miss. Parking lot is about right for the size of the place. Food cart with burgers, etc is outside the entrance and you can…

Outer Limits

Des Moines, Iowa

A surprisingly good time.

After leaving Beach Girls, thought I would try a different club. I am a fan of the strip club dive bar but was a bit warry of prior review. I figured if I…

Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

Woodland Park, New Jersey

Monday night

Stopped at Ragtime on a Monday night around 8, didn’t have a ton of time but figured out I could get an idea of the place, had never been here before but have heard a…

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Light S&M in VIP

First of all, I'll apologize in a advance for starting what may turn out to be SJG's favorite zombie thread to bump for the next 20 years. S&M is not my thing, but it seems very much the thing of one…

Beach Girls

West Des Moines, Iowa

Visit to the Beach

Found myself in Des Moines over the weekend and decided to try two clubs. I had visited Lumberyard and Minx last time I was in town (pre-Covid), so decided to try out Beachgirls and…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

It is spring .... time to Play Ball !!

I had read that Cricket was offering "ballpark food" during the Tigers Home Opener. As always, nice free parking off the side street. No day-shift cover, $2 coat check fee. Arrived about 1:15. 25 or so patrons.…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Slow Sunday night

I came on a Sunday night and parked in the free lot by the building. The two guys outside told me they only had three girls. I went inside anyway. Very dead vibe with…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Fun time with two excellent VIPs in the same day

I made two visits. One on a Monday afternoon and the second several hours later that night. Parking is free and no cover during the day. Drinks were in the $6-8 range for beers and $10-15…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Second visit not as fun as the first

I came here on.a Monday afternoon. I got the last spot in the small parking lot. No cover charge at that time of day. This was my second visit with the first being earlier…

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Taboo Lounge Shooting

Is this a strip club? With a name like that, if it isn’t a strip club, it should be https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/iowa/articles/2022-04-10/two-dead-10-hurt-in-cedar-rapids-night-club-shooting

Midway Invader

Mississauga, Ontario

Swing and a miss

It was a Sunday evening, March 26th around 8 in the evening. Everyone maskless and the place looks renovated - new furniture, new lights and from the looks of it new women. As a…

Sinsations

Jacksonville, Florida

Dances with a Newbie

I was passing though JAX on my way to somewhere else, and planned my trip so I could make brief afternoon stops at each of the only two nude clubs in town – the Doll…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

A Pleasant Afternoon Stop

I was passing though JAX on my way to somewhere else, and planned my trip so I could make brief afternoon stops at each of the only two nude clubs in town – the Doll…

The Red Room

Port Richey, Florida

Cute Bartender

Had to make an overnight trip from north Florida to SW Florida and back the next day. I’ve visited many of the clubs in Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater before, but never in Pasco County, so I made…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

Kind of a Bust

Had to make an overnight trip from north Florida to SW Florida and back the next day. I’ve visited many of the clubs in Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater before, but never in Pasco County, so I made…

Club Omaha

Omaha, Nebraska

Likely the best option in limited Omaha

This place has a couple recent reviews but I'll add mine. The club is basically an empty room with curtain partitions. Entry is 20 with a stamp for reentry. It's byob but there is free…

Allure Gentlemen's Club

Port Richey, Florida

Dark and Dingy

Had to make an overnight trip from north Florida to SW Florida and back the next day. I’ve visited many of the clubs in Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater before, but never in Pasco County, so I made…

Dream Girls

Minneapolis, Minnesota

oh it's dirty

Hey DScrub this is not a shill review. I am real. Check my receipts This place sucks but good chance you'll leave a few ounces lighter. Saturday night after a Twins game and I was the only…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

2 girls and no fun to be had

Was in the area and had visited long ago. Trying to recreate some find memories of the place I went back around 8p.m. on a Thursday. Club entry was $7 then there's a 1 drink beer…

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Hey, Remember This Loser?

https://tuscl.net/member.php?id=145119 Yeah good old zipman. The former laughing stock and living breathing joke of TUSCL! dougster called him zipperhead among other names. The original DrPhil called him zipperhead too and probably is the guy that coined that name. Tittyfag called…

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Do strippers/escorts have professional jobs? What do they look for in LTR’s?

Is it easy for strippers or escorts to find middle class or reasonably well off men to marry? Or are they usually the breadwinners in their relationships I’d imagine their career choice may be a dealbreaker for many men?…

Bare Assets

Holiday, Florida

Miss Cuba

Had to make an overnight trip from north Florida to SW Florida and back the next day. I’ve visited many of the clubs in Tampa/St. Pete/Clearwater before, but never in Pasco County, so I made…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

The Good: It's a Brand New Booby Trap. The Bad: It's now more like a Booby Trap

Changes in work & home have drastically affected my ability to club. After over two years I finally got the chance and I went to two of my faves Cheetah Hallandale & Tootsies on a…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Shakedown Monday.

Being in town for business, I always knew to head up to this area of ATL for fun, this wasn’t a fun trip. I pulled up for the compulsory valet parking. I don’t see the…

Expose

San Diego, California

Expose" exposed Thursday afternoon

I visited Expose’ on Thursday afternoon April 7, 2022 from about 4 to 5:30. The club is on Kearny Villa Rd which runs parallel to and just east of the 163 freeway. The…

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Timeframe for strippers, what do they do after retiring?

Do they stop stripping in their 40s or just whenever they start losing their looks? What do they do after retiring, settle down and marry? I think some may go into escorting or other sex work if they still look…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

First Time in Columbia area

Had an hour to burn before the airport, so I figured I would stop by to see the daytime dancers. The club was about 10 minutes from the airport, GPS directions worked fine, free parking…

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One of icey's minions?

The only thing missing is drugs. Sick fuck! https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/16-year-old-student-accused-of-battering-sexually-assaulting-teacher-identified/ar-AAW2OO9?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=071b5e8cc1074b8caa15f00a58b4dd0b

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OTC but only private dances or dates?

This dancer says she does otc but its only private dances at a hotel or somewhere else, no sex involved. And she doesnt like going to guys houses. She claims guys pay her just for her to accompany them on dates…

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Free Lunches at Clubs in Miami/Pompano Beach Area?

I know the Booby Trap clubs use to give free lunches but I thought I read they cut this back to Monday through Thursday. Anyone know if this is the case? Nothing on the weekends? What about…

Flash Dancer Orlando

Orlando, Florida

A Little Flash

Well I used to come here once a month or so before the bug, I knew some of the dancers personally. Since then they have moved on and so have I. The place hasn't changed…

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Professionalism and strippers is just not a sexy combo

Before you even start, the other end of the spectrum; ghetto, ratchet, ROB, is even worse granted, yes not arguing that but on this end it's nothing to write home about either. Professional Stripper: Doesn't talk about personal life at…

Squire Lounge

Revere, Massachusetts

Billy Squire

Reveaah, MA. Friday night, just past midnight. Like 10 minutes from downtown Boston. I had enlisted the help of some drunk guy to serve as my squire to sort of fit the theme, you know…

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Chick-fil-a

I am probably one of the last persons on earth to get a meal from Chick-fil-A But I recently finally had a sandwich when I was traveling out of town. I don’t get the hype.…

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Breaking NEWS!!!!

Everyone that chooses to can post on TUSCL tomorrow/Sunday except for one doofus. Can you guess who that is? LMAO

Charisma

Stoughton, Massachusetts

Alexander The Great...would not have come here

Stoughton, MA. Friday night. Drive up parking lot way in the back. Walk in the through the side. Door girl and security guy at a table. Cover $10. Show ID. Empty pockets and get wanded…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, Ohio

Disappointed

Stopped by Bucks on Wednesday at about 5:30 PM after work. Not many cars in the parking lot. Went in and there is a girl at the door. I asked her what she needed and…

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I found skibum609 in youtube

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TdzMQs7cEs0 Look at him. He (or nonbinary) is a woke screaming little! These gen z are a bunch if crybaby idiots these days. Back in my day we were tough because we had to worry about the draft, and pussy was…

Exposé

San Diego, California

Short side trip in San Diego

I had a few hours to kill while staying in Downtown San Diego on a Friday evening. I have never been to a SS stripclub so I picked this place based on proximity - it’s…

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How to Start a FIAT

Our younger members need to hear this because they have never driven carbureted cars, much less ones where you have control of the choke. So you sit down and check the mirrors and fasten you seat belt. Push the accelerator pedal to…

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What song do you play????????

It is a beautiful day with bright sunshine and a blue sky. Perfect for the pool party you're hosting in your backyard. Thirty people and it is a diverse group musically, with an age range of 21-71.…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

C-Mowe's an improvement.

It's been four years since I've been able to get to Washington Park. I did a two-day tour. This is my second review. In the past, C-Mowes has always been hit or miss, mostly miss.…

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Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Dwayne Haskins has died, team says

Drafted in 2019 was a backup to Ben Rothlisberger last season, guy was 24 years old , they haven't announced a cause of death as of yet, this is a sad story, guy was a Heisman trophy candidate from OSU…

Taboo

Linden, New Jersey

Ehhhh

We went there this past Saturday. First time me and my husband went there they clearly didn’t want me to go in cause they charged me 40 dollars, they said that was the charge for…

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Stripper says she was paid to hold man’s hand as he napped

Sounds legit. https://www.dailydot.com/irl/stripper-paid-to-hold-hands-tiktok/

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Females as shift managers.

I just found out that one of the house moms at my favorite club is now going to be the day shift manager 2 days a week. I have to wonder how this will work out. Will she be less…

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Let us help Mr Dave Anderson become like MarkTheGoldfish

I am worried about Mr. Anderson’s mental health. I think we need to do an intervention. Many of you have no doubt watched the show on the Apple TV about Mr. Ted Lasso, in which the titular character asserts that the…

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What lasts forever?

Everything ends, the world dissolves, but glitter lasts forever. Double that on carpeting.

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Hobby Bucket List - Are You There Yet?

I don't feel like rummaging around for the old threads on this. There's an ultimate Hefner-level line item of mine that isn't achievable without a lot of luck, but otherwise I'm down to one maybe two. For you guys who…

Politics

Dems going all in on sex changes for children, truly bizzare

Whatever you think of sex changes for children, the Democrats and Biden administration support for this is truly off the wall. The hyperbole in their statements in support of it and attacks on anyone questioning it, a view that…

PT's All Nude II

Denver, Colorado

The site of the old PT’s strip club on Colfax will house an affordable housing…

… complex that will include childcare https://denverite.com/2022/04/07/the-site-of-the-old-pts-strip-club-on-colfax-will-house-an-affordable-housing-complex-that-will-include-childcare/?fbclid=IwAR2b2otBU-NjX29zhnM-h6vOJFQkav7TQ60o-ibeR_twTv2fFxDVPTEvncQ

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FYI we all look alike

My black fav says she has a hard time keeping older white guys as regulars, cause we all look alike to her.

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Floriduh lesbos at it again.

TAMPA, Fla. (WFLA) — A St. Petersburg woman was arrested for domestic battery after she allegedly scratched her girlfriend in the face with the couple’s cat, according to an affidavit. Police said things escalated after Susan Freudenthal, 53, and her girlfriend…

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when your lawnmower won't start . . .

The Mighty Quinn knows which stripper to call: https://tuscl.net/review.php?id=384427

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City and State Registration

Do we need to register wherever we dance? Just had to register in Seattle. Is this required in Florida and Texas as well?

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Murder For Hire - Paid for by Bitcoin

A website on the dark web for years run as a murder for hire has finally been taken down. It was well know for being a scam, but people still paid thousands in Bitcoin, and many of you said…

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Disneyfying TUSCL

Idk, but it seems lately that someone is hell bent on Disneyfying this site. We have a ream of new accounts mixed with a smattering of older ones who continue to push odd messaging through the following (and other…

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Taking Viagra ended up with penis amputated and other stories.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/health/mens-health-and-fitness/15875717/viagra-sex-priapism-broken-penis-erections/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link I agree with Hugh Hefner.

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OnlyFans model Courtney Clenney stabs boyfriend to death

It's time to reconsider dating OnlyFans models. https://nypost.com/2022/04/08/onlyfans-model-courtney-clenney-fatally-stabs-boyfriend-christian-obumseli-in-florida-apartment/?utm_campaign=nypdaily&utm_source=sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_content=20220408&lctg=607d87f8cd30447577b9bb22&utm_term=NYP%20-%20Morning%20Report

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Bank Robber Arrested in Strip Club

That's the logical place to look. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obwENireaXo

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What's wrong with this picture?

https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1512201820483031054

Tijuana

Meeting outside the venue

Has anyone met up with a girl outside of the venue? I met a girl at Adelitas a while back. After getting with her a couple times, she gave me her real name and contact info. We’ve been chatting ever…

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Who is the most famous member of the website?

I just recently joined the ultimate strip club list. Is it shadowcat?

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[OT] People will, very soon, be able to pay for things over the Bitcoin network

In the coming months, people will be able to pay for goods and services at some of the largest retailers and vendors in the world, within the jurisdiction of the United States, over the Bitcoin Lightning Network. Most people use credit…

Politics

American Reboot

American Reboot: An Idealist's Guide to Getting Big Things Done by Will Hurd https://www.amazon.com/American-Reboot-Idealists-Getting-Things-ebook/dp/B098439R6X Interviewed in the Newshour https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yd-6tNEITj0 SJG

Star Garden

North Hollywood, California

North Hollywood exotic dancers walk off job to protest unsafe work environment

https://www.foxla.com/news/north-hollywood-exotic-dancers-walk-off-job-to-protest-unsafe-work-environment.amp https://www.change.org/p/star-garden-petition-for-jobs-and-safety?fbclid=IwAR3dJ5xhwXnR_Whk4x4Csq9IGo0Bs-s-xsNHQgmg_xlJ8DKQdDBeLY_daOc Interesting stuff here. Idk how I feel about this. Granted, this is California and a lot of clubs make dancers employees anyways. So they might as well unionize and fight for their rights after the clubs out there used the…

Politics

There's thousands of genders and pronouns

And that's OK! We're going to learn and take it step by step, day by day. Together we'll figure out when it's best to transition your three year old and find how soon we can get him in for surgery.…

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founder.... another wish list...

on a review and articles we really need to have the same ‘like/dislike’ options similar to the ones offered for comments.

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Dancers fishing for compliments.

I hear it a lot. Do you like my hair this way or do you like my new outfit, etc? If she is hot, my usual response is "I'd fuck ya". That at least gets a smile.

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Girl in an Evening Suit

What do you think about this outfit? Too much? https://www.instagram.com/reel/CaHEWNlID4i/?utm_medium=copy_link

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If I Bring a Tranny and a Girl to VIP Am I Gay?

Serious question here guys. The stripper who I suspect may be a post op trannny has me growing on me. Stop chuckling..... I feel very uncomfortable so I think I may ask her friend to join me in the…

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我们需要更多令人愉快的动物张贴在这里

Title says it all!

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Mr. TheeOSU why are you imitating the real TheOSU?

Are you trying to tarnish the name of a beloved former poster? That’s kind of fucked up Mr. OSU. The real TheOSU claimed he was valedictorian and an inspiration for great Buckeye victories. Now you have tried to imitate that…

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Strip Club For Sale in Cheektowaga, New York

Story and photos: https://wyrk.com/strip-club-for-sale-in-cheektowaga-new-york-for-cheap-price-2/