A very undepraved visit

It'd been awhile since I visited Texas with time to go see the Chicas at Chica Loca. Paid the cover charge and was almost denied entry because my shorts looked like basketball shorts. I pointed out that there was a fly (there wasn't) but the door girl said 'well OK.' There are two bars on the first floor and only one was open. Lots of talent and not very crowded from a customer number. Grabbed a beer - probably $7 but I don't remember and sat to the left of the main stage. Dancers rotate from the main stage to the two smaller satellite stages and then hit the floor. Not a lot of PL's at the stage as the real fun is upstairs doing privates.

Dancer talent was mixed with most of the girls from Mexico or Cuba with varying degrees of English skills. I did dances upstairs with about 7 different Chicas - all provided a decent grind - some were a little handsy but not enough. None of them built a chair fort around us to give us more privacy. Only one asked about spending $$$$$$ for an hour with her in the VIP. I so wasn't going to go there. It was all in all an OK time but disappointed that the mission was not accomplished and a lot of funds were put forth in the effort. Dances were $20 per song (decent length cuts) and most Chicas asked for a tip on top of the dance fee.