Let’s take a moment of silence to honor all the tragedy strippers go through
Muddy
USA
The car accidents, the deaths in family, pets dying suddenly, the house blowing ups, on and on. Statistically if you break it down, strippers are way more likely to deal with emergencies than us regular folk. I know I’ve paid for them have the cash app receipts on my phone for how many times I had to rebuild a favorite dancers car this year. Although I never saw it repaired I trust she took it to decent mechanic because it was getting a little execissive. When I’m without a car I have to pack in like cattle on the subway so I know just how shitty it can be.
And then there’s the tears. I don’t have the stats in front of me, but I do have real world, first hand experience. I drove down to Baltimore 5 times in the last few months. And each time the stripper who I had a date with lost a family member. Both Grandmas, Mother, Brother and her Uncle Billy Bob. I can only imagine the heartache at first I was upset about driving all that way but later I understood some things are more important than my sexual pleasure. Life comes first. She asked for funeral money, and I came through and supplied. It was my duty. My honor. My turn to sacrafice.
Let’s all take a moment of silence to honor and remember those sacrifices that strippers go through everyday. Hold on, matter of fact just got another text now, another car blew up. Help is on the way baby help is on the way.
And then there’s the tears. I don’t have the stats in front of me, but I do have real world, first hand experience. I drove down to Baltimore 5 times in the last few months. And each time the stripper who I had a date with lost a family member. Both Grandmas, Mother, Brother and her Uncle Billy Bob. I can only imagine the heartache at first I was upset about driving all that way but later I understood some things are more important than my sexual pleasure. Life comes first. She asked for funeral money, and I came through and supplied. It was my duty. My honor. My turn to sacrafice.
Let’s all take a moment of silence to honor and remember those sacrifices that strippers go through everyday. Hold on, matter of fact just got another text now, another car blew up. Help is on the way baby help is on the way.
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Every week she has some new medical issue or has self diagnosed herself with something.
There’s always some issue with her car which she just totaled last week. So no more issue with the car because she doesn’t have one now.
Has a c-section scar so she obviously had at least 1 kid, which she has never ever mentioned anything about before.
One positive thing is she is always claiming she doesn’t use drugs or drink, which appears to be credible.
When you work, travel and have to be around people all day you’re going to run into minor annoyances which have become more and more prevalent since COVID. I laugh because if some of these people had to deal with my day they’d go nuts. It’s not like my life is overly complicated it’s just what most others call life.
All of that would be news to him 🐕😅 oops
month after first meet: text that read want to meet up and help me out? my mother is in the hospital and i could use some help. my reply - no reply
last month:
sa:hey wyd?
me: nothing. haven't heard from you in a while. how ya been?
sa: could be doing better. my kid is in the hospital
my reply - no reply
whether it be a girlfriend, sugarbabe, or a stripper, usually it's best not to reply. trying to attempt to take advantage of my kindness and mistake that as a weakness will forever landed her upon the shit list.
ROBs learn very quickly that bringing that bullshit up with me is an automatic dealbreaker. Seduce me or move along.
Also. Explain how if someone asks for money and you give it to them on your own free will, they're a rob?
Exception: If they're hot enough I'll cut them off mid-ROB and offer 500 OTC before dismissing them. It either shuts them up or gets me laid.
Either works.
SJG