Riverside Corral-Cheap Naked Women Willing to Please

Every so often, I’ll feel the need to head down the I-5 corridor for business and inevitably end up making the Portland strip club tour. Portland gets a bad rap for being a low mileage town, which is usually the case, but sometimes a Seattle perv like me just needs a good table dance. And what a dance it was. Sometimes just having a real beer hand and a naked woman stripping for your pleasure is enough. That brings me to Riverside Corral.

Now navigating the Portland strip scene can be hard for all the guys in Seattle. A lot of the higher end clubs basically exist as burlesque joints where guys go to get a drinks and a meal and ogle some titties (unless it happens to be Casa Diablo). Not exactly perv stomping grounds. That starts to change, however, when you start going downmarket. In this niche exits the likes of Scarlet Lounge, Pirates Cove, and Riverside. Most of the women there are semi-amateurs, usually broke, and eager to please. These are women who’ll strip naked for some broke simp throwing a couple ones, let you fondle their ass for a drink, or, in the case of Pirates Cove, give you a good grind right on your chair right in the open. Being a veteran of the Portland scene and knowing all this, I decided to make Riverside my first stop in the tour.

I get into town around nine and drop my stuff at my hotel. Grab something to eat and by this time it’s eleven and time for the clubs to start opening. I head out and decide to grab some caffein first. Now any PNW native knows that Seattle and Portland are ground zero for bikini coffee stands. The level of entertainment you’ll get can vary from ogling a slut in a bikini to a full striptease. It’s legal in Portland, due to their lax laws, for these chicks to get naked for you, most of which are happy to do with a decent tip. Being a veteran of these stands I swing by GirlsNextDoor and tip a 20. Bra and panties come off and I see a little fingering action. Unshaved pussy (lol) but she trims. Off to a great start.

I finally make it to the club. No cover like in all Portland strip clubs. Fairly run-down and unassuming from the outside. The kind of place you could mistake for a normal dive. I head in and am immediately treated to some bush. Milf who looks to be in her early 40s (looks are meh) twerking on the one stage the place has. I head to the bar getting worked by a little blondie in a crop top and some booty shorts. I’ll find out later she goes topless for enough tips (like at the Casa). There’s a couple of pervs hanging around simping at the stage for the milf. Other than that there’s only another dancer hanging around at the bar. I head over to a table as the next dancer, who just came out of the back, goes on stage. This one immediately captures my attention.

She’s a pretty toned mid-30s milf with a fat ass and what I could tell even with the bra on was a pretty good rack. Immediately we make eye contact. Broke simps 1 and 2 at the stage throw a couple of ones. I get up and throw a 20 on stage to flex on them. I brought a few hundred with me, a lot for a downmarket joint like this, so these losers don’t stand a chance. The 20 gets those panties off fast and I eye the goods I paid to see. Nice fat ass, those tits are all out now, and she’s spreading that pussy for me, laying down on the stage and spreading her legs. Next she hops on the pole and does a ass spread. Only out 25 so far and already got one of the best stripteases I’ve ever seen. Song ends and she heads over to my table. I own her for the rest of the shift and it only took a 20.